[Eh? Why did they leave? What happened next?]
"The child should be ready for vaccination." Ji Yu said lightly.
She tried to save the situation, but also had to respect other people's ideas.
[That child is so pitiful, just because she is a girl.]
[Forget it, think about it from another perspective. With parents like this, it's better not to have a child. Giving birth to a child would simply bring disaster.]
[Indeed, it would be better if it had not existed in the first place.]
"People should still accumulate virtue. The birth of this child is also a turning point in the lives of this couple. It's a pity that they will gain nothing by insisting on their own way. Okay, let's play a divination and ignore those two people just now."
Anyway, the fortune-telling fee has been paid and her life has been saved. What happens next has nothing to do with her.
Judging from what Sister Ji Yu said, the two of them probably didn't live a very good life afterwards. I hope so.
[It’s better this way, hahaha. ]
The second hexagram was quickly taken, and Ji Yu wanted to initiate a video call with the other party.
Rarely, the other party actually refused.
【??? !!! 】
[What's this for? Is this still a fortune telling? If not, move on to the next one.]
"I do, I do, but wait a minute, let me put on some clothes first."
Zhou Yu didn't expect that he was the one who got the connection, so he looked down.
Wow, he's just wearing a pair of shorts.
He hurriedly put on his clothes and waited for a while. When he found that Ji Yu did not initiate the connection, he began to say bitterly: "Good sister, I am ok now. I promise to accept it in seconds."
【Oh, it feels like another handsome boy. 】
Ji Yu reinitiated the video call with some amusement, and the viewers in the live broadcast room were also eager to try it.
The moment the video popped up, someone's heart was broken.
[Oh my god, such a nice voice actually belongs to a little fat boy.]
[This fat guy is so chubby and cute.]
[He's so fat, what's so cute about it? His voice is so useless.]
"Ahem, this is a fortune-telling live broadcast room, not a beauty pageant live broadcast room."
"fine."
Zhou Yu held his belly and said nonchalantly, "I am indeed fat, that's a fact. I have thought about losing weight, but it's not easy because of the medication I take."
【Big brother still has a good attitude. 】
[The situation for fat men is not so bad, but the situation for fat women is not so good, and it is easy for them to lose their minds.]
"Sir, what do you want to count?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just saw someone calculate how long they can live, and I want to know how long I can live too. This way I can set a life countdown for myself, plan what I should do in the future, what goals I should achieve, and make every day as fulfilling as possible."
Ji Yu looked at the other person's face and couldn't help but sigh: "You have a very tough life."
"ha?"
[Having a tough life means you can live a long life.]
"To be more precise, he's had a tough life. He's had many brushes with death, but he's always survived. Hey, my friend, I suggest you learn some common sense while you're at home."
"For example, the bottle of water on your right hand side right now, I can only say that you were lucky to have grabbed the connection. If I'm not mistaken, if you hadn't grabbed the connection this time, would you have gone and shaken your thermos?"
Zhou Yu picked up the thermos cup and nodded, "Yes, this is the cup I often use to drink tea. It's a little dirty, so I put some descaling agent and hot water in it and prepared to shake it and wash it."
【……】
I also have the above six points.
[What? I don't understand. Why are so many people typing ellipsis in the livestream?]
[This brother's thermos has a tightly screwed lid, and it contains descaling agent and hot water. If you shake it too hard, the cup will explode.]
Big Bear and Little Bear: No way, how is that possible? I always wash cups like this.
[The one in front, did you screw the lid on tightly when you washed the cup? ]
[Big-breasted Bear Two: I still need a brush. How can I do that with the lid on?]
"That's fine, you're not completely sealed off. This is all middle and high school knowledge."
[Sorry, I'm a college student and I don't have common sense.]
Someone come feed me, why can't I do this? I've done this several times, damn, I'm so lucky.
[For feeding: When the cup is sealed, the air pressure will increase. If the air pressure inside the cup is too high, it will explode, so don't fill it too full with hot water or tighten the lid tightly.]
"Did you see that?"
Ji Yu asked Zhou Yu, and Zhou Yu nodded stupidly and silently moved the thermos away.
"Well, a young man can be taught, so how are you going to clean the refrigerator tomorrow?"
Ji Yu's question was so out of the blue that Zhou Yu didn't have time to think about how the other party knew that he planned to clean the refrigerator tomorrow.
He subconsciously added: "Use a knife to scrape the ice out of the refrigerator."
[Brother, how did you survive to this age? I can see you really have no common sense.]
Ji Yu: I can see that they are not even as good as this ancient person. Don’t these kids like reading?
[Huh? That's broken. This doesn't work. I did this a while ago.]
You're lucky nothing happened. Of course, you shouldn't use a knife to scrape ice directly from the freezer. If you accidentally scratch the freezer wall, causing refrigerant to leak, there's a high probability of an explosion.
[It's over, it's over. I used a knife like this before, and I'm fine. It's so hard.]
[Don't use a knife, it's really dangerous. The best way to remove ice from the refrigerator is to turn off the power and then put a basin of hot water inside the refrigerator. The ice will then fall off automatically.]
[It seems that this is probably due to inertia, but many people don't think of putting something hot in the refrigerator.]
[Da Congming: Hahaha, when I had a fever, I thought about putting my scalding self in the refrigerator.]
How come so many people don't know this? Are you sure you're not kidding? Aren't these just common sense?
[I feel like anyone with a bit of discernment doesn't need to be taught.]
[It's normal that many people don't know this. What are you being so proud of?]
"If I don't even know this kind of common sense, how can I be noble?"
[666, you are awesome, you earn a million dollars a year.]
I make a million dollars a year, and I don't know this common sense. How shameful!
【……】
As soon as these words were spoken, the man with a sense of nobility fell silent.
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! Even though I earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, I still don't know these common sense things. Suddenly, I feel like I'm pretty lucky. It's not easy to live to this day.]
"Some of you are lucky. Mr. Zhou Yu was the only one who survived the car accident."
He also survived after attempting suicide by cutting his wrists, gas poisoning, etc.
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