[What is this anchor? He is so awesome, Tuxingsun or Sun Wukong.]
[This is Sister Ji Yu's space talisman. It can instantly make you appear thousands of miles away. It's a very powerful item, but very expensive.]
[How expensive! I saw the talismans sold in the anchor's shop weren't very expensive either. Why, five figures?]
[Five figures are not enough, we need six figures.]
[Fuck, I wasn't thinking about anything just now.]
Ji Yu didn't make many space symbols, and even if he improved them many times, there would still be a small probability of accidental events.
Things that she can handle herself would be difficult to handle if left to ordinary people.
"There's only one last divination left, right?"
[Yes, yes, yes, I remember it clearly, don't try to deny it, host.]
"How could that be? Don't worry, family members, the word 'default' doesn't exist in my dictionary. Come on, everyone, get ready, grab the line right away."
The winner of the last divination opened the video, and a coffin suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
【What? I'm so scared. 】
[You're crazy. What are you doing facing a coffin so late at night?]
[Amitabha, seeing a coffin brings wealth, seeing a coffin brings wealth.]
The live broadcast room started to post messages saying "seeing a coffin makes you rich".
Ji Yu sometimes thinks that some of the behaviors of the viewers in the live broadcast room are very cute. Even though they subconsciously feel unlucky, they still have to find some auspicious words to say to themselves, as if this can alleviate the bad luck in their hearts.
"Sorry, sorry, the camera isn't pointing at me for some reason."
The camera in the live broadcast room flipped, and a man in his thirties with a scarf on his head appeared in front of everyone.
"Hello, Miss Ji, my name is Lin Shen."
[Brother, is your family holding a funeral?]
"Yes, my grandfather passed away. He was already an elderly man, so it was considered a happy funeral."
[Since it's a happy funeral, the expressions on your faces don't seem very pretty.]
[What happened to you earlier? Are you crazy? Even if it's a happy funeral, it's still a funeral. It's the death of someone you're closest to, how can you be happy?]
"Actually, we were all fine yesterday."
At this time, Lin Shen's sister appeared in the camera with a serious expression.
"Last night, around 4 or 5 in the afternoon, a passing Taoist priest came in and asked for a glass of water. Before leaving, he kindly reminded us to be careful not to let black cats near the funeral hall for the next three days, otherwise something bad might happen."
What happens if a black cat approaches a funeral hall? I really like black cats.
[Ahhh, I like black cats too. My cat is black, but many people say black cats are unlucky.]
"It's not that black cats are unlucky, but because black cats are very spiritual, they can see things that many people can't."
[Indeed, I remember there was a saying that goes, black cats summon spirits, and the dead come back to life.]
"Black cats can see ghosts. Legend has it that they are messengers between the Yin and Yang realms, able to freely enter and exit both realms. They possess the ability to summon spirits, so when a black cat approaches the deceased or jumps over their body, it will scatter the deceased's soul, preventing them from resting in peace. There's even a high possibility that the deceased will resurrect."
“It seems that’s what they say.”
Lin Shen and his brothers and sisters grew up and settled in the city all year round. They are not very familiar with many customs and etiquette. Even if they know them, they would not care too much, as they are all feudal and superstitious things.
Lin Shen loves to watch Ji Yu's live broadcast, purely to kill time.
He never imagined that one day he would take the initiative to grab Ji Yu's connection.
[So what happened? Is your grandfather really going to come back to life?]
[It's a strange day today. I encountered two people who were trying to fake their own deaths.]
Lin Shen said embarrassedly, "We didn't believe it at first. Besides, my sister likes black cats. She saw a black cat from the town running in and didn't care. In the end, it jumped directly over the coffin. We didn't pay much attention to it at the time."
It was not until several brothers and sisters sat together and saw Ji Yu’s real zombie appear in the live broadcast room that they panicked.
"We followed Miss Ji's instructions and immediately kept saying sorry to Grandpa, but I don't know if it will help."
Ji Yu suddenly put on a forced smile, looking quite unnatural.
"Ahem, that."
"It's useless to apologize when a corpse comes back to life, and it's not easy for corpses to come back to life, so don't worry."
"ah?"
The few people who were still apologizing next to Lin Shen immediately shut their mouths.
[This is so funny, my family.]
So, apologies are useless. What's going on in the second hexagram?
"The old man in the second hexagram is mainly too obsessed. If Yu Yaomei doesn't apologize, her anger will not dissipate. She may turn into a ghost and go looking for her later."
[It seems that the old man is indeed very resentful of the pigpen.]
"As for Mr. Lin, your grandfather lived a peaceful life in his later years and didn't harbor any deep obsessions or hatred, so there's no need to worry about him coming back to life."
"What did that Taoist priest who came here yesterday mean? He was talking in mysterious and mysterious ways."
"The cat that ran into your mourning hall belonged to that Taoist priest. He used this to cheat many people."
[6 Ah, so the idea is that if the Taoist sees a funeral, he'll go over and say something half-truthful, planting a small seed in the group's minds. Then he'll create some taboos related to folk customs. When that seed sprouts, on the third day, you'll go find him, and he'll take advantage of the opportunity to make a killing.]
[Hahahaha, but the money is now with the anchor.]
[But as the saying goes, if you walk by the river often, you will get your feet wet. Since the old con man uses this kind of thing to cheat people out of money, it's likely that he will actually come across one.]
"That old Taoist priest is very clever. He usually picks on those who don't seem to have any family conflicts. If he really encounters a zombie, the black cat was thrown away the next night anyway. If something really goes wrong, the zombie will appear the next day anyway, so it can't harm him."
【Hey, what a mean old man. 】
[How is this different from murder?]
[The difference is, who would believe that the corpse was killed? He didn't do anything anyway, it was just his cat that accidentally ran in.]
If Ji Yu didn't know about the Seventh Bureau, he would have really thought that no one cared about supernatural events.
"So, there's actually nothing going on here?"
"Don't worry, your old man is in a good mood. Why would he pretend to be dead for no reason and try to find trouble for himself?"
With Ji Yu's assurance, Lin Shen breathed a sigh of relief. Then, looking at the person behind him who was still kneeling on the mat and muttering "I'm sorry", he moved over curiously.
"Grandpa, when you were alive, there was no toilet paper. I didn't steal it. It was Lin Shen's bad idea. He was the main culprit, and I was just forced to carry it out."
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