[I get it, I get it. Can you really do this? Good boy.]
[Invitation: No way, there are so many people in the live broadcast room who are just as clueless as Sister Ji Yu. Will we teach bad people something?]
"What do you mean by teaching bad people? It's just about learning more knowledge."
Xiaorou is carefree and quite open-minded.
"Sister Ji Yu, take a look at this crab claw. Is it okay?"
Ji Yu covered his face with his hands, as if he was in a state of isolation.
This is too shocking, give her some time to calm down.
Xiaorou didn't notice and continued to ask questions one by one with the tools on the table, leaving everyone in the live broadcast room stunned.
[Sister, is your boyfriend's anus Doraemon's pocket? ]
【Chalanqian: Ahhhhh, what did you say before? Damn, I can't look directly at Doraemon from now on. I will feel that there is something smelly in his pocket.】
【Withdraw, withdraw, help. 】
[Oh my, this woman is too direct. I feel like her boyfriend will be embarrassed in his circle of friends after he finds out.]
[Indeed, this is obviously a GB.]
"What is GB?"
"Oh, it means that between me and my boyfriend, I am the one on top. I am more aggressive."
[I think my sister is so cool. Does anyone understand GB? This is simply a magical product.]
I understand, but there are so few authors who write about GB. It's so hard for a child to eat. I didn't expect to see a real-life version of GB in a live broadcast room. My DNA is really moving.
[I'll slack off whenever I get the chance: But virtual reality is virtual, and in real life, men are like this. I think it must be hard for people around them to see it, right?]
Xiao Rou rolled her eyes and said bluntly, "Those psychopathic men on the internet are talking about are just like you. You're my boyfriend? You know he's having a hard time? How did you know that? Did you find out by crawling under our bed?"
Several consecutive questions left the other party speechless, but also attracted rebellion from some people in the live broadcast room.
[Oh my, so you're a tigress. It seems your man is also a coward. After all, how could a normal man be willing to lie down like that?]
[This woman is so fierce, I guess her boyfriend was also forced into this. He's really pitiful.]
Ji Yu knocked on the table, an unhappy expression on his face.
She sent a message to Zhang Nannan and directly banned a large number of people.
"As for other people's private lives, my advice is to keep your mouth shut. There's no need for people to speculate whether the man is being oppressed or whether he's being criticized. There's no need for that. If you're really curious, I can tell you that Xiaorou's boyfriend enjoys it. It's just the fun of young lovers."
"that is."
Xiaorou looked at Ji Yu gratefully: "Sometimes he would give it to me."
"Ahem."
Ji Yu choked on her own saliva and realized that she was completely overthinking it. This girl's psychological endurance was such that she didn't care at all about what the netizens said.
"I was overthinking it. I've counted all the things on your desk. There's one thing in there, that wine bottle. Count it, or you two will have to go to the hospital again."
After Ji Yu finished speaking, he couldn't help but hold his forehead: "I understand that you want to pursue excitement, but we still have to pay attention to our health. Ahem, um, yes, we have to be careful. Those crab claws are actually quite dangerous."
Xiaorou, who was carefree in front of the live broadcast room at the beginning, actually felt a little embarrassed at this moment.
"I understand, Sister Ji Yu."
Then he hung up the video.
Ji Yu breathed a sigh of relief and felt as if he were alive again.
[Hahahahaha, if this continues my sister will be silent.]
[Civet Cat: Actually, it's not that bad. There are many more outrageous ones. My brother is a proctologist, hahahahaha.]
[My ears are perked up. Tell me, what else is there? ]
[Civet Cat: A rolling pin? A round melon? A glass rod? An air pump? Oh, and a light bulb.]
[Can all of these be stuffed? Woc.]
[Today is truly an explosive day, and also an eye-opening day.]
[Civet Cat: Why are you so anxious? I haven't finished talking yet. My brother has even seen people stuffing fish into their mouths.]
The live broadcast room fell silent for a moment.
"Awesome."
Ji Yu couldn't help but sigh, the chrysanthemum is so big that it has all kinds of wonders.
[Nnnd, I think men should be the ones giving birth to children. They are so gifted.]
[Click, click, click. It's so full of stuff. Why didn't biological evolution allow men to give birth to children?]
[It's clicked. The anus is so tight that it can fit anything. It's more than enough to give birth to a child. ]
Ji Yu rubbed his deflated face and took a deep breath.
People nowadays really know how to have fun.
"Next, next."
If we don’t plant one more, I feel like the tree will be full.
The person who got the second connection was a big brother, who looked to be in his forties or fifties. He looked listless and was sitting in a rather empty room.
"Hello."
The eldest brother cheered up after seeing Ji Yu: "Hello, anchor, my last name is Zhou, and here's the thing, I, I want to know if the person I saw on the surveillance camera three days ago is my wife."
"What? You're talking nonsense. Please speak more clearly."
Brother Zhou sorted out his words and said, "I was fired from my company a month ago, but I didn't dare tell my wife. So I got a part-time job at a shopping mall, helping people check the mall's surveillance cameras."
"Just three days ago, I found a surveillance camera in a building corridor, and it showed a man and a woman doing that. Doing that outside is uncivilized and not encouraged."
After a friendly reminder, Brother Zhou continued, "I didn't think much of it at the time, but the woman's back looked a bit like my wife. But I didn't feel like she was there, and yet, she really did look alike. I also asked my wife if she'd been to the mall that day, and she told me she'd been staying home. It just made me feel bad. I didn't want to doubt my wife, nor did I want to misunderstand her. But when I looked at the surveillance footage, the back did look alike."
[This kind of thing is basically almost certain.]
[I clicked on it. It's not that I feel it, but it's just you subconsciously making excuses for yourself. You can't even explain why it's different, but it's just that feeling. It means that in your heart you're convinced that the one who cheated on you is your wife.]
The old man sat silently in the chair and wiped his face heavily.
"I don't really mean anything else. If she finds someone she likes and wants a divorce, she can just tell me directly. There's no need to cheat on me."
"I know I'm a coward and can't let her live a good life. In fact, I thought about divorce this month, but when I saw her, I couldn't bear to do it. It hurts."
Ji Yu asked the other party a question.
"Why do you suspect the woman in the surveillance video is your wife? Is it because of your low self-esteem? Or is it because you simply don't trust your own wife?"
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