"Sir, I haven't even reached my full limit in a year of live streaming."
So how can you say that you have been watching my live broadcast since you were a child!
"Hey, Sister Ji Yu, I just said something wrong in the heat of the moment."
[Brother, you are so wrong. I even suspect you drank some fake wine.]
[She must have been drunk. No one with a normal mind would say such a crazy thing. My wife definitely likes me. How could she possibly like him?]
[The one in front, you and this little puppy both look crazy. Wake up, Sister Ji Yu likes me.]
【Tui, Sister Ji Yu clearly likes me.】
Ji Yu took a deep breath to calm himself down. It seemed that everyone was in a very good mental state now.
After taking a sip of the soup, she calmly asked the other party, "Sir, what do you want to calculate?"
"Oh, Sister Ji Yu."
The little puppy lowered his voice and whispered, "I think all the girls in the school like me."
Ji Yu widened his eyes.
"I think I'm the most handsome boy in the school."
"Ahem."
Ji Yu choked on his own saliva.
Scored four times.
[No way, you are really too shameless. ]
[You're not even as handsome as me, how dare you say you're the most handsome boy in the school.]
[It's okay to think you're the most handsome in school, but how can you have the nerve to say that all the girls in school like you? Ahhhh, which school are you from? Please don't go to the same school as me.]
[I was in the same class as him at Wangcheng High School. Damn, this guy usually seems quiet, but I didn't expect him to be so narcissistic.]
[Oh my god, I’m from Wangcheng High School. No, I’m not from Wangcheng High School. I’m not!]
Ji Yu couldn't help but chuckle, looking at the people who said they were not from Wangcheng High School, he felt that he was trying to cover up his mistake.
"Sir, so what do you want to calculate?"
After listening to the other party for a long time, everyone realized that they had no idea what the other party was trying to calculate.
Ji Yu swallowed his saliva in advance to avoid another brace.
The little puppy said seriously, "It's not that I'm narcissistic, I can feel that the girls in school seem to be very interested in me. It seems that they are secretly watching me every day. Sister Ji Yu, I just want to calculate, um, which of these girls I would agree to be with."
"Cough cough cough."
"Oh, I'm just worried that if I agree to one girl, other girls will be sad. Then I will definitely..." feel sad.
“Stop, stop, stop!”
Ji Yu couldn't bear it and interrupted the other party.
[Ah Xi, my sister finally stopped this guy. I can't stand this kid anymore. I want to rush in and punch him right now!]
"Young man, I can only say that you might need to see a doctor. There's a symptom called peach blossom epilepsy. It's just very strange. It's not even spring yet, so how could you have peach blossom epilepsy?"
"What's peach blossom crazy?"
[Yes, what is peach blossom epilepsy? ]
[To put it simply, you're thinking about sex. This guy is really awesome. Thinking about sex in the middle of winter. Your sleep schedule is wrong.]
I've figured it out, folks. I've found the official scientific name for Puxin—Peach Blossom Epilepsy.
【Hahahahaha, can ordinary men be called peach blossom men in the future? This is so funny.】
[You're still a lunatic. Peach blossoms are such beautiful flowers. Don't insult them.]
The little puppy thought Ji Yu was talking nonsense and stood up angrily.
"Impossible. Where does a disease like peach blossom epilepsy come from? Sister Ji Yu, I sincerely believe in you, which is why I gave the money I saved to buy sneakers to have my fortune told. You have to give me a name no matter what."
"Okay, okay, I suggest you go to the hospital first. Then, don't think about it while you're in high school. When you get to college, you'll definitely be single within the first month."
After calming the little puppy down, he asked tentatively.
"Sister Ji Yu, so after I go to college, will everyone like me just like in high school?"
"Ahem, you should ask your family to take you to the hospital first."
"I still think Sister Ji Yu likes me very much."
Ji Yu took a deep breath. It didn’t make sense. It didn’t make sense at all.
[Peach Blossom Madness is a form of romantic delusion. He thinks everyone he sees is interested in him.]
Next week when I go to school, I'll have to tell the teacher I want to change seats. I finally understand why this guy has been acting weird lately.
[Oh my, even my deskmate is here. Think positively. He's just sick. He can't control himself after all.]
Ji Yu felt that she also needed to be more open-minded.
"Young sir, the result of the calculation is that it is best for you to focus on your studies now."
The little puppy pondered for a while and nodded vigorously.
"Indeed, if I end up with this guy and a bunch of other people get sad, it will be my fault."
“…”
Ji Yu puffed out his cheeks and hung up the call without any hesitation.
At this time, after watching the movie in the living room, the little puppy's parents collapsed and fell on the sofa at the same time.
After a while, I made an appointment with a psychologist overnight without saying anything.
It's a disease.
It needs to be treated.
Can't delay.
"Really? I got peach blossom epilepsy in the middle of winter. Telling others about it would make people laugh."
"Okay, okay, the child is sick after all, and the sick are the most important."
*
When it comes to the second hexagram, there is a considerable amount of time in between.
Ji Yu finished a bowl of noodles before continuing.
[This is hilarious! My sister was frightened by that guy. She ate a bowl of noodles to calm her nerves.]
[If you were in my shoes, wouldn't you be scared if a stranger came up to you and asked if you liked me? Oh my god, I got goosebumps.]
"Ahem, if you guys keep talking, there's no more gossip."
Ji Yu put the bowl aside and worked on the computer.
"Hello, Miss Ji."
The person who got the connection was a woman who looked very weathered, with dull eyes.
"My name is Yu Dong."
"Hello, Miss Yu."
After Yu Dong finished greeting me, he came up without any hesitation and said directly, "I want to know what disasters I will encounter in the coming year. Don't worry, I will pay the full fee. I just need you to calculate it in a comprehensive way."
[I want to calculate this too. Ahhhh, why haven't I grabbed it yet? ]
I'm very greedy. I want to calculate the disasters that will happen to me in my lifetime so I can avoid them.
"It's one year."
Ji Yu's tone stretched out, and Yu Dong chuckled, "Why, Miss Ji can't figure it out."
"Miss Yu, there's no need to use any provocation. I can naturally figure it out, but when you come to me for a fortune-telling, please show your real face."
[Hey, another one who's had plastic surgery. I was wondering why this smile looks so stiff.]
Yu Dong laughed for a moment, took out his cell phone and sent a private message to Ji Yu.
"It's okay now."
"Okay."
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