Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
"Adrenaline?"
It was a new word that Ji Yu had never seen before.
[Qianhong: Yes, your brain thinks you are hopeless, so a large amount of adrenaline is released, making you forget the pain.]
There's a saying that goes, "The purpose of adrenaline is to take someone with you before you die."
Ashura: No wonder I didn't feel any pain when a flying top cut off a piece of my flesh when I was a kid. It must be the adrenaline that's taking effect.
[118 Major Incident: Family members, there's something I've been curious about for a long time. I really want to ask, if I were in a car accident and my adrenaline kicked in, I'd feel like I had endless energy, and I rushed to the hospital for treatment, would I be able to survive?]
[Brother, it's time to go: Dear, I suggest you lie down on the ground and wait for rescue.]
[No kidding, don't move around after a car accident. No one knows what's wrong with your internal organs. You must lie flat on the ground. Lie flat. Be careful, you might still be able to be saved, but because of your own movement, you end up vomiting blood and dying in the next second.]
Zhang Nannan also nodded in agreement and pulled Wu Tiantian aside to chat.
"I've seen someone about your age riding a bike to school before. He was probably running late, so he didn't notice a car behind him and swerved. He was hit and sent flying. But he just patted his pants and stood up like nothing happened. I even went up to him to ask if he was okay."
"What did he say?"
Wu Tiantian had never been taught this knowledge in school, so he asked out of curiosity.
"He said he was fine, just a little weak, but guess what, he collapsed and died at the school gate."
Zhang Nannan patted Wu Tiantian, but of course she missed him, she was just going through the motions.
"You're already dead, so there's no need to be afraid of this. Let's make a bet on whether a man or a woman will get the first divination today."
"I bet on women."
"Then I bet on the man."
Then, the moment the video popped up, Zhang Nannan's wailing voice was heard from the store, and an exquisite woman with big wavy hair appeared on the tablet.
"Sister Ji Yu, ahhhh, I'm so excited. My name is Zhou Xiao, and I'm 30 years old this year."
[Chinese Paladin III is good: Thirty years old? At thirty years old, you still call me sister?]
[The first episode of "Chinese Paladin" is good: What's wrong with yelling? I'm just following everyone else's lead. Even at 80, I still call the host Ji Yujie. This is a recognition of my sister's abilities.]
Zhou Xiao didn't expect that anyone in the live broadcast room would respond. She looked at the person opposite her with some apology.
Ji Yu shook his head, a smile on his face as he said, "You can call me anything."
【Can I call you mom? 】
"Forget about this."
She refused almost immediately and coughed awkwardly: "Miss Zhou, what do you want?"
"Sister Ji Yu, I'm preparing for a divorce recently."
"Oh, I see. Are you trying to figure out whether you can get a divorce? Oh, that cooling-off period is so annoying these days. You don't even have the freedom to divorce anymore."
"The cooling-off period for divorce is indeed annoying, but that's not what I want to complain about. I'm complaining about my mother-in-law. Ugh, she's not my mother-in-law anymore. I'm speechless to that old woman."
Speaking of her husband's mother, Zhou Xiao instantly became furious.
"Let me tell you, I, Zhou Xiao, thought I was a very considerate daughter-in-law of the Li family. I really can't figure out how I made that old woman so unhappy. She always looks at me with disgust and finds fault with me. Not only does she find fault with me, but she also tries to sow discord between me and my husband all day long, just like she has a brainstem defect. What really makes me heartbroken is that my husband has never stood by me."
Speaking of this, Zhou Xiao shed tears of grievance.
[Golden Melon Seeds: Sister, you didn't find a mama's boy, did you?]
She nodded. "I think I just found a mama's boy. My husband comes from a single-parent family. His parents divorced when he was young, and he lived with his father. Later, his father remarried and had children with his new family. Not long after, my father passed away unexpectedly. He couldn't stay with his stepmother, so he went back to live with her in high school."
"I was thinking, since he only lived with his mom in high school, he probably wouldn't have developed a mama's boy personality. But it turns out you shouldn't expect anything less from people in that family."
[Long Live Singleness: Your husband's name won't be Li Jun?]
Zhou Xiao wiped her tears and nodded. Then she was stunned and stared at the ID.
"Yes, yes, my husband's name is Li Jun. Are you one of my friends? Classmates?"
[Long Live Single: Neither, I am Li Jun’s ex-girlfriend.]
There were gossip-filled sighs in the live broadcast room, and Ji Yu couldn't help but take a few more glances.
She said caringly, "Do you want me to video chat with you too?"
[Long Live Singleness: !!! Great, great! ]
It would be a fool not to take advantage of such a good opportunity. Naturally, I would not refuse it.
The video in the live broadcast room was divided into three parts, with Ji Yu occupying the largest section at the bottom, and two women in their thirties at the top.
One has curly hair, the other has straight hair.
"Hello, Sister Ji Yu, hello everyone in the live studio, my name is Wan Huan."
[Exciting, exciting, current and ex, hahahaha. ]
[Eating Zongzi: It's a shame it's not the current and ex-partners fighting, it looks like the current and ex-partners are fighting over the scumbag. ]
"Li Junren isn't a scumbag. During the time I was with him, I have to admit that he didn't smoke or drink, always reported when he went out, and he didn't go to any messy places."
Wan Huan finally shook her head with regret: "He's a nice guy, but it's a pity his mother is really not good enough."
Zhou Xiao nodded in agreement.
"If it weren't for my mother-in-law, I really wouldn't have thought about divorcing my husband, but I've really had enough."
"I admire you for being willing to get married. I couldn't stand his mother when I was dating him."
[Wait a minute, I can tell that the man's mother is a bit of a weirdo, but I'm really curious about one thing. After all this talk, Miss Zhou, what exactly are you trying to say?]
"Ms. Zhou should be calculating why she is so disliked by her mother-in-law."
Zhou Xiao nodded dejectedly, "That's true, but now that I've met Wan Huan, I guess I don't need to blame myself anymore."
Ji Yu nodded in appreciation: "Smart, there's really no need to blame yourself, because neither you nor Li Jun's ex-girlfriends are wrong."
[A rare moment of leisure: No need to say more, I understand, I understand everything. The only person at fault is Li Jun's mother.]
"No, Li Jun himself is also at fault."
[Tian Di Xuan Huang: Indeed, a mama's boy.]