Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
As the winner of the last divination, Ji Yu sat in silence for a long time after the video was opened.
Yu Wu chuckled, pointed at Lao Wu, and bowed to Ji Yu.
He whispered, "Please, please."
To be honest, she didn't expect that this evil spirit wanted two thousand yuan just to snatch Sister Ji Yu's live broadcast connection.
No one knew what the evil spirit did, but the screen of the live broadcast room went black, and he forced his way forward, becoming the winner of the final divination tonight.
"Save me, save me."
"Ahhh, I feel like I'm going to explode."
"Lao Wu" hugged his head and couldn't help but want to bang his head against the wall.
Chen Qi finally understood why the middle-aged man had so much blood on his head.
He stepped forward to stop him, but the other party directly hit him in the chest.
"Ahem."
Yu Wu pulled the man back and said fiercely, "If you dare to hit me again, I won't lend you money."
This was quite effective, and the other party actually became obedient.
The expression on Ji Yu's face is hard to describe.
Sighing, "Is it delicious?"
"tasty."
"Do you still want to eat?"
"In no mood."
【??? I don’t understand.】
What's wrong with this person? He's crazy.
"It's been possessed by an evil spirit, but it's not a big deal."
Yu Wu and Chen Qi finally felt relieved when they heard Ji Yu say that it was no big deal.
[Is this a demon? Why does this demon look like it has potential as a comedian?]
Yu Wu stood aside and said, "Don't think this evil spirit is easy to bully. This guy has absorbed a lot of resentment. If it continues, it will be difficult to deal with."
Xie Sui looked at the several Heavenly Masters beside him with disdain.
"I could kill you all right now."
He absorbed a lot of resentment and felt that he had never eaten so much in his life.
"Wow, sir, please save me, I feel like I'm going to explode."
"You don't know, I finally managed to sneak out and prepare a big meal. It was indeed a big meal, but it was just too much. How come everyone these days is like the God of Resentment? Eating one is equivalent to eating hundreds of them in the past."
[Oh my, this absorbs resentment? How can it be some kind of evil spirit? Do you want to absorb it? Quickly absorb all the resentment from me. I feel like I'm going to explode lately. I've been fired and divorced all at the same time. I'm really fed up lately.]
[Suck it, md, I've been getting called out by several teachers lately, and I only got 70s or 80s in all my subjects.]
【Then you really should be found. 】
Looking at the evil spirits on the screen begging him to suck their blood, he shook his head frantically.
"No, no, the resentment in you is greater than mine."
He was born out of resentment, but he never expected that one day he would be overeating.
"I learned a new term today, called diminishing marginal returns. If I had known that you wouldn't want to absorb resentment, I would have let you eat more until you didn't want to eat anymore."
[Hahaha, this reminds me of how I loved eating candied haws when I was a kid, but my parents restricted me from eating them. As I grew up, I ate them all at once, and now I avoid them whenever I see them.]
[No matter how delicious something is, if you eat too much, you will feel like vomiting.]
[Oh, so this evil spirit can absorb the resentment from me. If it does, will I be less irritable?]
"It's useless. Even if he absorbs the resentment from you, you will still feel very irritated."
As soon as Ji Yu finished speaking, the attitude towards evil spirits in the live broadcast room suddenly changed 180 degrees.
[Oh, so it can't absorb my resentment. Then what's the use of this thing?]
[Rose Tide: Useless things, quickly collect them. Leaving them in the world is just a waste of air.]
"Hey, why are you still changing your faces?"
The evil spirit roared unhappily at the live broadcast room.
Ji Yu coughed, and then the sound disappeared in an instant.
[Hahahaha, this is hilarious. The resentment in people these days is probably even stronger than that of evil spirits. No wonder they overeat.]
"Woo woo woo, this human understands me."
When he first came to the human world, he found that everything had changed drastically and that there was a strong sense of resentment all around him.
He stood there, not knowing which way to go for a moment, because it was the same everywhere.
Later he found the nearest community.
He absorbed all the resentment in this community for a whole month!
Because as soon as it is absorbed, a new batch of resentment will be born.
Can't finish inhaling.
I can’t finish sucking it all!
He went from being ecstatic at the beginning to feeling like his body was exploding due to his lack of restraint now.
"Sir, please come and save me. If I explode, everyone in this area will fall into a long period of negative emotions."
"Yo, you've even learned to threaten me."
The evil spirit immediately put on a flattering smile.
"No, no, how could I possibly threaten you, sir?"
Ji Yu looked at the other person with a half-smile in his eyes.
"Wait, I'll be right here."
"Okay, okay."
The evil spirit's right hand gathered into a ball of light black mist and hid in his sleeve.
"oops."
Just after he finished doing all this, he felt like something was pulling his head, and his whole body left Lao Wu's body.
"Old Five!"
Yu Wu shouted and caught Lao Wu, who was about to fall to the ground, in his arms.
Chen Qi clenched the peach wood sword in his hand, originally wanting to go forward to help Ji Yu, but...
A black human figure was dragged on the ground by Ji Yu, grabbing its head.
Evil and shrill screams were heard from outside the alley.
“Ahhh, I gave the money, I gave the money!”
[Oh my god, this evil spirit looks miserable?]
"That's not really the case, is it? Even evil spirits are so pretentious these days? My sister just scratched his head, there's no need to yell."
Chen Qi looked at the evil spirit on his head that was making a crackling sound as if it was oozing oil, and couldn't help but mourn in silence.
Ji Yu smiled gently and said, "What were you trying to do with that hand just now?"
"No, I don't want to do anything."
"snort."
Holding the evil spirit in one hand, Ji Yu held his phone in the other and said to the live broadcast room, "Something happened. I'll be off the air today."
[Come on, sister, are you going to beat him up? Show us, sister? Sister!]
Amidst the repeated requests to stay, Ji Yu ended the live broadcast.
With a wave of his hand, the surrounding air twisted, and a solemn and ancient door with a cold atmosphere appeared.
"Is this the Ghost Gate?"
Although the people from the seventh bureau can also go to the underworld, they have to go through the complicated procedures of the Yin and Yang realms. It seems that Ji Yu's back door is very difficult.
Several people watched Ji Yu drag the evil spirit in his hand into the ghost gate.
There was a moment of space distortion, the ghost gate disappeared, and everything returned to peace, with only the sound of dripping rain.
Yu Wu held Lao Wu in her arms and slapped him in annoyance when she heard him snoring.
"The ambulance should be here soon. Yu Wu, take Lao Wu back. I'll take this man to the hospital."
"Okay, I'll be leaving first."