Live Stream Fortune-Telling: Inheriting a Joss Stick Shop at the Start

Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...

Chapter 338 The Cat Who Doesn’t Want to Be Sterilized

"It's okay, honey. I didn't answer your calls all day today and I felt uncomfortable all over. You should call me more often in the future. I like it."

[Yue, buddy.]

[You two are making me want to vomit.]

"husband."

"Wife."

The two of them hugged each other as if no one was around.

The guy inside the door came out, pointed at himself silently, and his expression was distorted to the extreme.

【Family, the clown is coming.】

[It's so funny. I spent a lot of time giving advice to my brother, but he turned out to be a clown.]

Ji Yu secretly felt lucky for the other party. If he could see the message floating on the barrage, the other party would definitely faint from anger.

"Come on, go on, carry the two of you out there."

The brothers kicked the couple out and urged them to hang up in the live broadcast room.

This is too disgusting, Sister Ji Yu, I'm hanging up, hanging up immediately. Watching me for even one more second is disrespectful to my eyes and ears.

Ji Yu agreed in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He said politely, "I won't bother you two anymore. Remember, everything should be done in moderation."

"Okay, host, I'll definitely remember what you said. I'll definitely pay attention to the frequency next time. I've just thought it through. From now on, I'll just call once every hour."

The expression on Jiang He's face seemed to indicate that this decision was extremely difficult to make.

[Ahhhhhhh, I can't stand it anymore, let's move on to the next one, hurry up and move on, oh my god, this couple is enough to be named one of the weird couples of the year.]

[They are very loving, why do you say that about them? ]

I also think they are very loving, but their love is a little unrealistic and certainly unacceptable to most people.

[No, if this kind of development were put into a TV series or novel, I would probably curse the author for being mentally ill.]

【Everyone is still too angry.】

Ji Yu glanced at the barrage of comments, and while the comments were still quiet, he quickly clicked on the next one.

The third picture is of a cute girl with big eyes and a Maine Coon cat in her arms.

As soon as the video popped up, the Maine Coon cat in the other person's arms ran out.

The cute girl called out, "Commander, come here."

[Wow, what a clever name.]

The cute girl took the Maine Coon cat back into her arms and began to introduce herself.

"Sister Ji Yu, hello, my name is Xu Mengmeng, and this is my adopted son, Dashuai. Can I ask you out of curiosity, Sister Ji Yu, can you count cats?"

[Strange, this is the first time I've seen a cat.]

[I also want to know, can animals be counted? ]

[Curious, what's so great about this animal? Girl, you should keep this great opportunity for yourself.]

"I don't have anything to calculate. I just want to calculate for my Dashuai. I've taken him to be neutered several times, and the neuterers were always very aggressive. Even the anesthetic had no effect on him, which resulted in all the sterilizations ending in failure. I just want to know why he's so resistant to being neutered. Having his testicles removed would be good for him, too."

"No, sister, you're taking this for granted. Which man wants to lose his self-respect?"

Ji Yu nodded in agreement: "Indeed, you don't have to calculate it, it's easy to think about it. He doesn't want to be sterilized, of course, he doesn't want to be a eunuch cat."

"Ah, but every time I went to the vet, I never told them I was going to get the dog neutered. How did he know it was for sterilization? I was even afraid that he would hate me, and I would act all the time."

[He is a cat, not a fool, sister. Just because he can't speak doesn't mean he doesn't know.]

"Ahem."

Ji Yu coughed for a moment and pointed at the cat in Xu Mengmeng's arms. At this moment, the cat was throwing itself around in the other's arms like crazy, with a satisfied expression on his face that made people want to beat him up.

"Miss Xu, did you pick up the cat in your arms?"

"Yes, I found him. He was seriously injured at the time, so I saved him and later brought him home to raise him myself."

Ji Yu looked at the Maine Coon cat in her arms, narrowed her eyes, and continued to ask, "Miss Xu, don't you feel that anything different has happened at home since you brought this cat home?"

"Something different?"

Xu Mengmeng thought carefully for a moment and shook his head blankly: "No, it feels quite normal."

"Are you sure? Think about it, have you ever been suspicious of a man appearing in your home?"

After hearing what Ji Yu said, Xu Mengmeng's little face turned red instantly.

She remembered that one time she was drunk and was sent home by her best friend. She seemed to see a shirtless man taking off her shoes and clothes in a daze.

But after waking up in the morning, she carefully checked her body and found no trace of the incident, which made her think she had just had a dream.

Xu Mengmeng said with some shame: "Sister Ji Yu, are you sure it's not because I've been single for too long and my endocrine system is out of balance that I mistakenly thought my bestie was a man?"

[Pineapple Blowing Snow: ??? ??? Xu Mengmeng, what are you talking about? Damn, you're not interested in me, are you? I'm warning you, I'm just a best friend, I'm not selling myself to you.]

Xu Mengmeng was speechless for a moment, then said with disdain, "What are you thinking? I thought I was dreaming. If I wasn't dreaming, then I was drunk and mistook you for a man. So, tell me, was it you who took off my clothes when I was drunk that day?"

[Pineapple Blowing Snow: I didn't take it off for you. After I sent you home, you were in high spirits, saying you wanted to finish watching that melodramatic drama you hadn't finished, and you even chased me away. Damn, Xu Mengmeng, do you have a stray man at home?]

Xu Mengmeng was shocked and looked at Ji Yu for help.

"Don't worry, he didn't do anything. Then, I said that man, uh, the cat in your arms, do you believe it?"

"ah?"

【ha? 】

[This is, my cat turned into a handsome guy in reality? ]

[Ahhh, I shook my cat like crazy and tried to turn him into a human, but he ignored me.]

[I also want my cat to become a handsome man, ahhhhh, I want that too.]

Xu Mengmeng smiled awkwardly a few times, and then felt the peaks of her chest being arched a few times, and her face froze.

In the past, she would have hugged the other person tightly in her arms and rubbed her cheek against the other person.

But now, whenever she thought of Ji Yu saying that this was a cat that could turn into a man, she subconsciously threw it away.

The Marshal's expression in mid-air was obviously confused.

--"Meow?"

Ji Yu was afraid that Xu Mengmeng would not believe him, so he used a little trick and turned the other party into a naked man with cat ears and a cat tail in mid-air.

"Ahhhh, you rascal."

【Ahhhh, show it to us, we don’t mind, we love to watch it. 】

[I want to see the cat man, I want to see the cat ears, the cat tail, please show me.]

[Why, why can't my cat change? I hate it!]