Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
[I declare that this is the most outrageous fortune-telling I have ever seen in my entire live broadcast.]
[This is the first time I've seen something like this, but I'm also curious, hahahaha, what kind of post is this? I'm going to join in the fun and take a look.]
"The end of the world? What end of the world?"
Ji Yu took out his mobile phone, opened Baidu, searched for "end of the world", and understood instantly.
She pursed her lips tightly. Looking at it this way, it was like calculating the fate of the entire world.
Damn, this is even scarier than calculating a country.
She must have died on the spot.
This isn't a fortune-teller; this is a joke.
"Sister Ji Yu, look, this is the post. The poster claims to have been reborn from the future and that the world will end in three months. The post has already received over a thousand views."
[Oh my god, this novel is reflected in reality. ]
[Sister Ji Yu, please calculate quickly, is this true or false? If it's true, I will go crazy for the last three months and then choose euthanasia.]
[Oh my, how can this be true? Well, everyone, I'm going to the supermarket first. What a coincidence, my family is opening a supermarket.]
Ji Yu: “…”
Her brain was working fast now. It was unwise to calculate the fate of the entire world directly, but she could calculate the fate of the poster to see whether the other party was telling the truth or a lie. This would be much easier.
"Ahem, um, please, can you provide a photo of the poster, or their birth date and time?"
[Yes, if you want to tell fortunes, you also need the other person's information.]
Wang Langlang pointed at himself and said, "Sister Ji Yu, can't you do the math through me?"
"You probably didn't pay attention to this matter later."
"Hey, hey, hey, I'll come."
A man wearing black-framed glasses pushed Wang Langlang away, his eyes shining as he said, "I'm a hacker, Sister Ji Yu. I'll help you get the other party's information. Just sign your name for me. How about that?"
"Yes, that's absolutely fine."
"good!"
The man with black-framed glasses operated on the keyboard for a while, and finally he got the information, which he sent privately to Ji Yu.
Is this illegal?
[Ahem, if you don't tell me and I don't tell anyone, and no one tells anyone, who would know? Besides, do you know who the other person is?]
I don't know.
"That's fine, we don't know anything, nothing happened, it's just a simple fortune telling."
Ji Yu took a look and said, "That person is lying, but it's not really a lie."
Wang Langlang and the people behind him at the internet cafe were puzzled: "Well, what does this mean?"
"The poster himself doesn't think he's lying. He thinks everything he thinks is true, but..."
"Oh, I understand." Wang Langlang quickly replied, "It means that the poster is mentally ill."
Ji Yu was silent for a moment. "That's about it. No, no, that's not right. You can't say that. The poster just failed the second stage of middle school. Because he had dreams about the end of the world for several days in a row, he thought he was reborn from the end of the world, so he firmly believed in what he saw in the dream."
This is also why the other party was so sure in the post.
The boy felt that it was time for him to save the world.
[It's hilarious, it's actually possible. But you know what, if I had the same dream for a few days in a row, I'd start to become a bit superstitious.]
Ji Yu explained, "He didn't have the exact same dream. He had dreams about the apocalypse for a few days, but many of the plots were related to the apocalyptic movie he watched during the day. However, he definitely didn't remember it after waking up. He only remembered that he dreamed about the apocalypse. And one of the dreams he remembered was three months later, which led to the birth of today's post."
[Damn, it was a wasted trip to the supermarket. Forget it, I'll just buy some snacks to eat at home.]
"No way, you all went there." Wang Langlang couldn't help but laugh.
Young people nowadays may seem to think death is no big deal, but in reality, they are more afraid of death than anyone else.
【Try scolding me, woooo.】
There were also many people who watched Ji Yu’s live broadcast on that post. After they knew it was fake, the latest comments were all about refuting the rumors.
L1356: It’s over, it’s fake. If you don’t believe me, you can go to Sister Ji Yu to check it out. The poster of this thread is just a teenager in the late stage of middle school.
OP: What I said is true, I was really reborn, and I dreamed of the end of the world.
L1358: You’re laughing. Then let me ask you, are there any major events after the apocalypse that you remember particularly clearly?
The poster was silent. He suddenly realized that he seemed to have no memory of what he dreamed about.
He was dumbfounded.
Then I received a call from the police, and the next second, I was invited to the police station for tea.
Wang Langlang, who was constantly observing the post, raised his hand and said, "Sister Ji Yu, that post has been blocked."
"Well, it should have been blocked by the authorities before the trend spread too much."
[Sister Ji Yu, you underestimate the reach of your livestream. It's already gone viral, but everyone knows it won't be the end of the world, so they're just listening for fun.]
Ji Yu wanted to hang up the call and start the last one, but he saw the disappointed expression on Wang Langlang's face.
A few black lines slid down her face, and she laughed awkwardly, "Is that a look of disappointment on your face?"
Wang Langlang held his head and said, "If this is true, it will definitely be fun."
Ji Yu looked him up and down and said, "If this is true, you might have gone to hell right from the start. If possible, spend less time in the internet cafe and run more on the playground next to you. Otherwise, you won't even be able to lift a bucket of water, and it won't be good to tell others about it."
Wang Langlang raised his voice instantly, trying to suppress Ji Yu's voice.
"Ahhhh, Sister Ji Yu, that's all. Bye, bye!"
Having said that, the other party hung up the call decisively.
[Hahahaha, did I hear correctly? I can't even lift a pipe of water. This is too weak.]
"Ahem, I was just kidding. That last one, the last one tonight."
The last person was a girl with short hair, headphones on her head and a denim vest.
After seeing that she had grabbed Ji Yu's connection, she was surprised for a moment, then pretended to be calm and tidied her hair.
"Hello, Sister Ji Yu, my name is Lin Ya, and my birthday is XX/XX/XX."
“Stop, stop, stop.”
Ji Yu stopped the man and said, "Your birth date and time are very important. You must not tell others casually or read it out in public. Just send it to me privately."
"Huh? I see. I thought it was just a casual mention like my birthday, no big deal."
[It's best to protect your birth date and time. If someone uses it to exchange your life or stab a villain, you'll be the one who suffers.]