Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
Ji Yu looked at the news that was soaring in the barrage with a numb expression.
It feels like it's both right and wrong.
Something was odd, but she couldn't seem to place it.
【The anchor is here, the anchor is here. 】
[Sister, you really have a boyfriend. ]
"No."
Ji Yu shook his head: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm single, thank you."
【???】
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[No, then who was that guy in the store today? He couldn't be a stranger shirtless, could he?]
“Oh, that’s my distant brother.”
Shen Baizhou, who is three years older than Ji Yu, sneezed violently at home.
[Brother, I remember someone said that the anchor's brother is very handsome. Anchor, do you think I have a chance?]
"You probably don't have much of a chance. He's a jinx. Anyone who stays with him for too long will be in big trouble."
[Oh, forget it. I'm already unlucky enough.]
"Alright, alright, let's stop chatting and get straight to the point. Let's start with our first divination of the day."
The first couple to get the first divination were a middle-aged couple in their forties or fifties.
The man has a square face and his name is very positive.
"Hello, Miss Ji. My name is Zhang Aiguo, and this is my wife, Li Juan."
"Hello, what do you want to calculate?"
"Oh, it's like this. My husband and I have been married for decades and have no children. We also know that we may never have children in this life, so we went to an orphanage to adopt one."
"We calculated something, and I don't know if it would embarrass Miss Ji, but we just want to know the child's date of birth. Most of the children in the orphanage are born on an unknown date, and my husband and I also want the child to celebrate his or her true birthday."
"By the way, I've watched your live broadcasts several times and know you need a photo. Look, this is the child my husband and I adopted."
As soon as the photos came out, a lot of new mom fans suddenly flooded into the live broadcast room.
【Wow, this little doll is so cute. 】
[The orphanage has such high-quality orphans? It must be fake.]
[No, what do you mean upstairs? ]
[Nothing special, I just volunteered at an orphanage during the summer vacation. The children there all had some physical or mental problems. This is the first time I've seen one that looks so well. It feels a little unreal.]
[It's true that there are many children with missing limbs in welfare homes, but that doesn't mean there aren't any good ones.]
Ji Yu calculated the face according to his appearance, and the result was extraordinary.
The viewers in the live broadcast room watched Ji Yu write one word after another on the paper.
【What is the anchor writing? 】
[Everything my sister does has a deeper meaning behind it.]
So what is the deeper meaning?
"You're stupid! When people calculate their children's birthdays, they definitely write down their birth date."
[But there are too many birth dates written here. It looks wrong at first glance.]
“Yes and no.”
Ji Yu poked his face and asked the middle-aged couple opposite him in a tactful manner.
"I'd like to ask, do you want to calculate the birth date of the body or the birth date of the soul?"
"Yeah." Zhang Aiguo didn't quite understand what Ji Yu meant: "Miss Ji, I'm sorry, I don't quite understand."
"The birthdays of the body and the main soul are October 20, 2018. The other souls were born on March 6, 2000, July 2, 1987, and January 1, 2023..."
Ji Yu listed eight birthdays in a long list.
The middle-aged couple was furious, and so were the viewers in the live broadcast room.
[What the hell, can one person have so many birthdays? ]
[They are of different ages, what’s going on? ]
"There's a kind of person who has several souls in one body. In ancient times, such people were considered unfortunate. But I just looked it up, and nowadays it's called schizophrenia, a mental illness that seems difficult to cure."
[Split personality, oh my god, I've made it. Ever since I watched the anchor's live broadcast, with all the dismembered bodies and ghosts, I've completely split my personality.]
This uncle and sister are so unlucky. They thought they found a good child in the orphanage, but they didn't expect him to be a mentally ill person.
【Can I return the product?】
"Can I withdraw after adopting a child?"
Zhang Aiguo and Li Juan fell into silence, as if they were hesitating whether to keep the child.
Li Juan looked at her man and said, "Aiguo, we haven't completed the adoption procedures yet. Why don't we just forget about it?"
Zhang Aiguo lowered his head heavily and raised his hand to hang up the video.
Ji Yu interrupted him.
"Wait a minute, if you don't want to adopt that child, don't delay him."
[From what the host said, it seems someone wants to adopt this mentally ill person? No way.]
[Is there really anyone who seeks excitement for himself these days? ]
[High Reward for Finding Someone: I'm looking for excitement, so uncle and aunt, if you don't want the child, give it to me. I'm a face lover, good looks are king.]
[Nah, how come beauty is justice even works when it comes to adopting children? Sure enough, if someone is good-looking, even if they are mentally ill, there will be people who want them.]
Zhang Aiguo's square face turned red and he abruptly hung up the video call.
[A large sum of money is needed to find someone: Why did the person disappear, uncle? I came to talk to you privately.]
[She seems to be sincere, host. Who did the child end up with in the end?]
"As for the one who likes good looks, Mr. Zhang needs to consider his own retirement life. Naturally, he needs to find someone who is suitable for his and his wife's retirement. Someone with schizophrenia is not suitable. This is also human nature."
[Yes, I understand, but would anyone really adopt a mentally ill person simply because they're good-looking? I still think that's ridiculous.]
"Of course the reason couldn't be that simple. That child is the girl's brother who has been missing for a long time. Of course she has to take him away."
[High Reward for Finding Someone: Sister, you're truly amazing. I've been staying in your livestream just to figure out where my brother is. I didn't manage to connect, but I did see my long-missing brother. You truly are the reincarnation of a deity. I'll definitely burn more incense for you in the future.]
"That's not necessary. I'm still alive and well."
[A large sum of money is offered to find someone: Hahahaha, just kidding. From now on, all the wreaths and paper money for my ancestor's grave will be sent to you.]
"Okay, just come to me when the time comes, and I guarantee delivery will be made to your door."
[Brothers, I found a good way to contact the anchor directly. ]
【Speak, speak quickly! 】
[If I don't tell you, what will I do if you try to snatch it from me?]
[Tsk, isn't it just a matter of heading straight to Gushu Town? I've already been there today. The host draws talismans on the spot when buying them in the shop. I just bought a talisman that promises passing every exam. I hope it will bless me on my exam in a few days.]