Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
The last parting of the ways ended in a bad mood. Ji Yu thought about it and decided to find the other party.
"Mr. Wei, if you do nothing now, he might not even have to serve two years in jail."
After hearing these words, Wei Chen's lifeless eyes barely perked up.
【Thank you, Sister Ji Yu, I know what to do now. 】
Ji Yu touched the tea beside him and took a sip. Ali, who jumped up from the first floor, licked the back of his hand and looked at him.
"You seem to be in a bad mood."
"Maybe."
Ji Yu discovered that in the modern world after losing her power, there were indeed many things she could not do.
For example, what happened to Wei Chen today. If it happened in Daxia, she could just give an order and the perpetrator would be executed by slow slicing. This is the convenience that being in power brings her, but the corresponding price is that she has to protect an aging dynasty.
"Woman, there's a ghost downstairs looking for you."
"I see."
The ghost who came was naturally Qi Jia. Qi Jia seemed to be in a good mood at the moment. He sat on a chair, humming a little tune, his legs swinging. When he saw Ji Yu coming down, he immediately stood up from the chair.
"Boss, you are finally at home today."
Ji Yu raised the corner of his lips: "Miss Qi seems to be in a good mood."
"I'm in such a good mood thanks to you, boss. Those two have already turned themselves in. Song Ya's family has some connections, so I don't think they'll get many years in prison. But it doesn't matter. I'm sure the other party will die, and the King of Hell will settle the score."
"Indeed." Ji Yu nodded in agreement: "But you didn't come here just to talk about this, did you?"
"Hey, boss, I can't hide anything from you. My neighbor, the human-pig, asked me to ask you about her limbs."
"We found a right hand, but the rest is somewhere else. It's been hundreds of years, so she's probably not in a hurry."
Qi Jia was shocked: "You can find bones that have been lost for hundreds of years. You are amazing, boss."
"So, can I buy some food from you?"
"Do you have money?"
Qi Jia was stunned. What a direct boss! Fortunately, she was prepared.
Ji Yu looked down at the ring inlaid with a red blood jade gem in the other person's hand and took it away without hesitation.
"It seems the old woman gave you a lot of good things."
"Hey, I'm taking money from people to help them get rid of their misfortunes. Boss, I want to eat oden and instant noodles. If possible, I also want a bento. I want double portions of all of these."
The more Ji Yu listened, the more she felt that the other party was treating her place as a convenience store. She took a deep breath, as she didn't have any of these things in her store.
"If you're not in a hurry, I'll prepare these for you tomorrow. Today, we only have starch sausages. Do you want some?"
Qi Jia's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs.
"eat!"
The aroma of the starch sausage instantly attracted the ghosts who were gossiping nearby. When they saw that the aroma came from the incense shop, they couldn't sit still anymore.
Ji Yu finally finished two of them, brushed some chili sauce on them, and when he handed them to Qi Jia, he found that the store was full of ghosts.
"Oh, it's starch sausage. I haven't eaten it for a long time."
"The owner of this incense shop is really something. Why didn't she tell me earlier that she also sells food?"
"Boss, give me one."
"Ahhhh, I want one too."
Then, Ji Yu sold grilled sausages for the whole night. The food that had been eaten by ghosts had no taste and could not be touched, so he had to throw it away.
Ji Yu, who went to throw away the garbage early in the morning, happened to be photographed by someone and the photo was eventually posted online.
Ji Yu, who was preparing to take a nap, had no idea that he had become a hot topic.
#Famous internet celebrity fortune teller wastes food#
[What's trending? When did my sister become an internet celebrity?]
[That's right, my sister is a master. If you're trying to create this trending search, be careful! My sister will draw a circle and curse you.]
[Wow, this streamer's fans are such poor quality! It's true that if the top beam is not straight, the bottom beam will be crooked. After all, the streamer directly dumped so much food into the trash can.]
[Sister Ji Yu's behavior is indeed not very good. After all, she is a big anchor and should set a good example.]
[I don't think Sister Ji Yu would waste food so casually. There must be some reason behind it.]
[Holy crap, this video is thrown in your face and you still want to wash it off?]
[I am a fan of that anchor. I feel ashamed and am planning to stop being a fan.]
[Family, I'm here with the host now. I can ask the host what's going on, but it seems like the host doesn't have a store.]
[You don't have a shop? You're just feeling guilty.]
There was a heated debate on the trending searches, and Ji Yu was soundly sleeping, but was finally woken up by an urgent phone call.
"Hello."
On the other side, Ye Han was stunned: "Sister Ji Yu, are you asleep?"
"Well, after not sleeping all night, I naturally need to catch up on some sleep during the day."
After saying that, Ji Yu couldn't help but yawned deeply.
After hearing Ji Yu's words, Ye Han immediately thought of the hot search that Ji Yu dumped a pile of starch sausages, and said in disbelief: "Sister Ji Yu, you didn't go out to make starch sausages all night, did you?"
"Huh? How did you know?"
Ji Yu thought about it carefully and realized that her shop was full of ghosts last night.
Ye Han felt numb all over, but she still felt that Ji Yu's behavior of wasting food must have some hidden meaning.
"Sister Ji Yu, you're on the trending search, and many people are criticizing you. You've also lost a lot of fans."
"What are you bashing me for?"
"What a waste of food! So you really wasted a whole trash can of starch sausage?"
Listening to the sound of collapse in his ears, Ji Yu slowly opened his mobile phone and clicked on the hot search.
"Ah, so that's why. These starchy sausages have been eaten by ghosts and cannot be eaten by humans. I can't let them rot and stink in my house if I don't throw them away."
"Huh? Ghost food?"
Ye Han thought of a possibility and shuddered: "So you didn't sleep all night just to make starch sausage for ghosts?"
"Yes, it would be a waste if you don't do the business that comes to your door."
Ye Han didn't know what to say for a moment.
"What should I do, Sister Ji Yu? Many people misunderstand you now, and this is an era that believes in materialism. Your excuse is useless."
If Ye Han hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have thought Ji Yu's reason was outrageous.
"It's okay, I just want to clarify."
Ye Han sighed slightly, Sister Ji Yu, Sister Ji Yu, no one will believe what you say.
If it had been clarified directly, if the matter had been blown out, perhaps the live broadcast room would have been closed.
When he thought of this, Ye Han felt that his only spiritual food was gone.
Ji Yu slowly got up from the bed, took out his mobile phone, changed the name of his Weibo account to the same as the one on Mao Ya, and then began to edit the post.