Longevity for 1 Billion Years, Cultivating into an Immortal Emperor Before Emerging

Qin Shou was reincarnated into a cultivation world, gaining a system in his mind that allowed him to draw a lottery prize once every day. However, 59 consecutive years of drawing nothing brought Qi...

Chapter 208: A Scene from a Scene: Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu Battle the Golden Wheel Monk...

Soon, the thirteen demons also arrived.

Yi Cheng ran up to them, her little green eyes blinking hopefully, "Did you guys bring gifts for the goose?"

"Yes, I brought it."

The thirteen demons nodded and presented their gifts.

Black Rabbit cleared its throat and took on the role of the gift announcer, cheerfully announcing each gift.

"A silver lion with two wings presents three hundred skewers of candied hawthorn!"

"White Moon Rhinoceros presents three hundred steamers of piping hot beef buns!"

"Heavenly Moon Dog, present two hundred dog meat hams..."

“............”

ˋ( ° ▽、° )“Hmm~”

Listening to the broadcast, Yi Cheng's mouth was practically watering.

"The Fiery Vermilion Toad presents thirteen essential texts for the imperial examinations, along with twenty volumes of poetry, classics, and the Book of Rites."

However, upon hearing about the gift from the Flaming Toad, Yi Cheng's little face immediately scrunched up. With a "Hey!", she hopped in front of the Flaming Toad, put her hands on her hips, and thrust her little belly forward, creating a powerful pressure that forced the Flaming Toad to take a step back.

Then, pointing a little finger at the Flaming Clam, she huffed and puffed, "Little clam, get out of here!"

"Today you're going to stand over there as punishment. You're not allowed to sit at the table, and you're not allowed to eat any of the goose's food."

"Huh? Why???"

The Flaming Toad was stunned.

I gave all my favorite things to Sister Yicheng, why doesn't she like them?

Over the years, the Flaming Toad once secretly sneaked into a village in the human world to take a village exam. It got a good result, ranking second to last, and happily ran back to show off to its older brothers and sisters.

Upon hearing "second place," they all praised their own intelligence, saying that if they were to take the imperial examinations in the capital, they would surely pass with flying colors, and perhaps even meet the emperor in the imperial palace.

These books were collected by him while he was in the mortal realm.

He collected an entire cave, and this time he selected dozens of books to send to Sister Yicheng, hoping she could become as smart as him.

As a result, she punished herself by not eating.

The feast at the immortal's house is incredibly delicious; each time I eat it, my demonic power increases, surpassing even decades of arduous cultivation.

"Hmph, I've been memorizing the Three Character Classic for decades, are you trying to kill me with exhaustion?"

Yi Cheng said fiercely.

What's wrong with this little toad? It's so clueless.

"Huh? Oh! I was wrong, Sister Cheng, I'll go stand in the corner as punishment."

The fiery toad obediently ran to the very end of the banquet and stood at attention there.

At the same time, she felt a pang of regret, "Sigh, Sister Yicheng can't become as smart as me."

"Pfft~"

"Haha, I knew Twelve's gift would anger Sister Yi Cheng!"

"Hehehe, that's right, that's right! Sister Yicheng is known for not being able to count at all!"

"Hehehe, I ate Twelve's share of spiritual materials for him tonight."

"Nonsense! We're brothers! How can you eat our twelfth brother's spirit food all by yourself? If we're going to eat it, we have to eat it together."

"Okay, I'll do as Third Brother says."

"Hehehe, Third Brother, you're still the best dog."

"Look at what you're saying, Third Brother is a dog anyway, hahaha..."

“..........”

Soon, everyone, including the demons, took their seats.

"Let the feast begin!"

Qin Shou, seated in the superior position, spoke as usual.

"Wait a moment, Master."

Yi Cheng ran up to Qin Shou, tilted her little head, and said, "Master, the goose prepared an opening act for today, but it hasn't been performed yet."

"Oh? You even prepared an opening performance!"

"Okay, I'm ready."

"Alright, then you perform. We'll start the meal after your performance."

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and chuckled softly.

He could imagine that another "visual feast" was about to unfold.

"Master, please wait a moment, everyone. Goose, Little Fatty, and Black Rabbit will go and make some preparations."

After Yi Cheng finished speaking, she pulled Black Rabbit and Little Fatty and ran into the house.

Qin Shou watched the backs of the little ones and thought to himself, "Does this show need to be prepared in advance?"

After a while, Yi Cheng and the others came running back.

"Master, we are ready."

The little ones stood in the courtyard in a neat and orderly fashion.

Qin Shou looked at the little ones' outfits, not understanding why, but still clapped his hands enthusiastically and said:

"Okay, let's begin."

At this moment, Da Mei, who had been sitting on the lower side, stood up, cleared her throat, and began to recite the poem with great emotion.

"Next, please enjoy the dramatic scene of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu battling Jinlun Fawang."

"It is said that Yang Guo and Xiaolongnü were deeply in love and affectionate."

On this day, Yang Guo brought Xiaolongnü back to Xiangyang, intending to ask Uncle Guo to officiate their wedding. However, unexpectedly, a bald-headed monk appeared out of nowhere, threatening to kidnap Xiaolongnü. Enraged, Yang Guo was on the verge of a major battle with Jinlun Fawang…

Whew~

A gust of wind blew through the courtyard, and the Flaming Toad, being used as a laborer, fanned itself with a large fan.

In an instant, sand and stones flew everywhere, and dust filled the air.

"Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!"

At the other end of the courtyard, Black Rabbit, draped in a bed sheet with only one arm showing, carried a broad wooden sword on his back and rode a "wooden horse," slowly "galloping" towards them.

Beside him was a fair-skinned, chubby little boy with a colorful flower wreath on his head and a large flower wreath around his belly. He was wearing a red bib and a white sheet, and came running alongside the black rabbit.

"Guo'er, when will we arrive in Xiangyang?"

The chubby boy asked loudly and seriously, his childish voice filled with childishness.

Dust swirled around him, creating a rather picturesque scene.

Qin Shou found it all so ridiculous that he almost burst out laughing.

"Auntie, we'll be there soon."

Black Rabbit answered loudly.

"Guo'er, how fast is 'soon'?"

"Auntie, it will be very soon!"

"Oh, Guo'er, very fast indeed, just how fast?"

"That's right, that's right..."

Black Rabbit was speechless. She immediately tightened the reins and cried out in alarm, "Oh no, Auntie, there are enemies ahead!"

"Hahaha, the Golden Wheel Dharma King has arrived!"

A desolate, loud laugh rang out.

Then, with a loud bang, a chubby little girl fell from the sky, causing the entire tortoise to tremble three times.

"Hehehe... Little Dragon Girl, why don't you go home with the Golden Wheel Monk and have some babies?"

Yi Cheng grinned and laughed loudly.

At this moment, she was wearing a yellow quilt cover draped diagonally over her body, revealing a short, stubby arm, and holding a large golden wheel with a small sun painted on it.

With sparse eyebrows, a face full of jiggling fat, and a huge little belly, he tried his best to make a fierce and menacing expression.

But those tiny green bean eyes just look so cute and innocent no matter how they stare, they're completely harmless.

"Hahaha.........Pfft~"

Qin Shou finally couldn't hold back and spat out the wine in his mouth.

It changed direction and sprayed it onto Changsheng's face.

Sorry, I'm Qin Shou, I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing, hahaha...