Longevity for Two Thousand Years

Duanmu Ci, courtesy name Zigong, a native of the State of Wei in the late Spring and Autumn period, was a highly esteemed disciple of Confucius, who has lived for two thousand years.

He once ...

Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Phone Call Sparks Reflections

So at this very moment, in Su Wuyu's mind, Mr. Duanmu, who was about to "seduce" the female student, was a heartless, ruthless, and lecherous scumbag... What a load of rubbish! It was just a phone call, why make such a big deal out of it? Please, as a Chinese literature professor, don't misuse idioms! These idioms strung together sound like a death sentence in a heartbeat!! (Judge: If you don't understand the law, please don't speak nonsense!)

Although it wasn't that serious, Su Wuyu still felt uneasy at the moment...

Actually, a simple phone call wouldn't necessarily have led to such speculation, but the main issue is that someone's words were too...ambiguous—"Come to the office...let's go out for dinner together...I have some questions for you..."

Holy crap!

They even explained the specific steps!

"Gah gah—" Chu Xinsu's eyes gleamed with a green light...

If Duanmu Ci knew what these people were thinking, he would be speechless and vow never to answer the phone in front of them again...

The camera pans to let's see how things are going on Tang Luoluo's side—

"Wow! Lolo, is this Teacher Duanmu's phone number? Give it to me, give it to me, I need to save it!!"

"Lolo, how did you get Teacher Duanmu's phone number? You're up to no good!"

"None of you caught Chong! Why did Teacher Duanmu invite Luo Luo to dinner if Chong was the one who caught him?!"

"Is that even a question? Luo Luo is so beautiful, Teacher Duanmu was... hehe~~ envious..."

"..."

Tang Luoluo clutched her phone in her hand, surrounded by the cheerful chatter of the girls. She felt a bit helpless, but she was also curious. Why was Teacher Duanmu calling her to dinner?

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Also, let's not nitpick the details of this book. If we really had to find flaws in a two-thousand-year time span, we wouldn't be able to continue writing...