Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
But Gua66 hadn't finished speaking yet.
Then his wife didn't release it.
"What?!" Shi Yu exclaimed excitedly.
She felt that something was about to happen.
His wife lost a large sum of money gambling and secretly used it to cover her losses.
His wife is currently setting fire to the room, intending to create an accident and destroy evidence.
Minister of Works: My money, my wife!
For a moment, he didn't know who to save first.
Shi Yu was a little disappointed. "It seems we can't get anything out of the Minister of Works."
Emperor Tai'an: That's right.
He's planning something big.
Gua66, [However, the good news is that his wife paid off her gambling debts and had a lot of silver notes left, which she secretly hid.]
Shi Yu's interest was piqued again. "Where is it hidden?"
Gua66, [Inside a hidden compartment in his wife's jewelry box!]
Shi Yu, [Let's go, we'll sneak off in a bit.]
However, Shi Yu always treats everyone equally.
Her dark, beautiful eyes darted around and landed on the feet of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices.
This person is utterly insulting to gold; how could they put gold under their feet?
He Qiuniang: Have you forgotten that someone is still under your butt?
I curse him; may he get athlete's foot every time he touches gold.
Where you bump into it, you get it.
Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices: No, what nonsense.
That's really true...
No, why did his feet suddenly start itching?
[Hurry up and finish the morning court session, hurry up and finish the morning court session, I need to sneak off and steal the bad guys' gold.]
La la la, la la la, gold, shining brightly, gleaming with golden light...
Then, Shi Yu happily sang in Emperor Tai'an's arms.
The ministers below stopped submitting their memorials and instead waited eagerly for the court session to end, hoping to witness a good show.
Emperor Tai'an: You want to leave court? No way!
No one can leave court until the gold is returned.
Everyone stared at each other in the court, listening to Shi Yu singing and eating at the same time.
"Your Majesty." The chief eunuch returned sometime earlier, a joyful smile on his face.
Upon seeing this, Emperor Tai'an immediately stood up.
"Court is over. Go home!"