Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full of filial piety, diligently seeking out gossip everywhere.

During her scumbag father and stepmother's wedding banquet, she uncovered an astonishing paternity scandal.

That very night, her scumbag father and stepmother slept in separate beds, and the next day, both had visible injuries on their faces.

Her vicious grandmother demanded that her birth mother hand over the household management to the stepmother.

Yet, her birth mother firmly held onto her authority, and the stepmother was even reduced to tears from being scolded.

Her birth mother suddenly stood firm, divorcing the scumbag father and inheriting millions in assets.

In a blink, her elder brother achieved triple first place in the imperial examinations, placing the red flower on her small head.

Not long after, the stepmother was discovered to have been sold to the Yihong Brothel.

Shi Yu ate melons not only from her own family; the entire capital became her melon patch, and all the court officials were like chás (marmots) following behind her, picking up melons.