This Princess Yun'an, why is she everywhere?
Shi Mianzhi was so angry he wanted to bang his head on the ground!
This is so damn mentally torturous.
Princess Yun'an has arrived.
[They arrived just in time!]
A smile appeared on Shi Yu's bright little mouth.
Mother, you'd better be smart.
[Make sure you befriend this princess; then your scumbag father won't dare to poop on your head again.]
He Qiuniang felt a little embarrassed.
My dear daughter, we should just keep these things about currying favor to ourselves.
It's kind of embarrassing to say this out loud.
Li Hongzhao, however, nodded and smiled generously at He Qiuniang.
You are welcome anytime.
You have no idea how adorable your little cutie is.
She took Shi Yu's urine back, and the Imperial Preceptor offered it as holy water.
So the gourd on her waist was still empty.
depressed.
"Hey, you lot, Prince Jin is my uncle."
“I, Li Hongzhao, am protecting their family.”
"Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt its debtor. Don't let me find out you've been causing trouble."
"Otherwise, the scimitar at my waist won't spare you."
As Li Hongzhao spoke, she patted the curved knife at her waist.
The curved sword at her waist was no ordinary weapon.
Everyone in the capital city knows that Princess Yun'an, Li Hongzhao's, curved sword can ward off evil spirits.
There are very few such extraordinary items in the entire capital city.
"I know, I know." The debt collector nodded and smiled obsequiously, then immediately dragged Shi Mianzhi away.
"Thank you, Princess Yun'an, for helping us out of this predicament." He Qiuniang bowed gracefully.
"Madam, you are too polite." Li Hongzhao quickly stepped in to stop He Qiuniang from moving.
"If you really want to thank me, you know what to do: just fill this gourd on my waist."
Li Hongzhao smiled and shook the wine gourd on her waist.
While others use gourds to hold wine, she uses gourds to hold urine. That's something else!
"Heh, I'll try my best." He Qiuniang gave an awkward smile.
Princess Yun'an, she shouldn't be sick, right?
“Princess Yun’an, thank you so much for helping the He family today.”
"If you don't mind, please allow me to host a banquet for you," He Qiuniang sincerely invited.
"No problem, no problem," Li Hongzhao said, waving her hands repeatedly.
While I'm eating here, I can also wait for my little cutie Shi Yu to pee on me a couple of times.
At this moment, Yu Xiao's urine is more effective than medicine.
In just a few days, the wound on her arm has completely healed, and there is no trace of injury left.
Li Hongzhao wanted to collect more.
Ideally, one should bathe in a child's urine.
In that way, her rough scars would surely transform into flawless, porcelain-like skin.
Ha ha ha ha……
Such a outrageous idea, no one else would have thought of it.
This is an exclusive copy, and will never be leaked.
Hahaha……
Shi Yu felt the intense gaze from Li Hongzhao and turned her head unhappily toward He Qiuniang.
She whispered to Gua66 in her little head.
[Gua66, don't you think that Leonardo DiCaprio's gaze towards me is a bit too intense?]
Her gaze reminded me of the past.
Gua66, [How long ago?]
Shi Yu pursed her lips slightly. [They're being offered live pigs, cattle, and sheep every day, begging me to bless them with promotions, wealth, and the death of their first wives.]
[Pfft!] Even though Gua66 is a system, it couldn't help but laugh out loud.
[Yuyu, you're so funny.]
[But seriously, you're a treasure trove of talent, you can't let anyone know that.]
You're still too young to protect yourself.
Shi Yu rolled her eyes dismissively.
If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, who will know?
Gua66: [Yeah, if you don't tell and I don't tell, who will know?]
Could they possibly be eavesdropping on our thoughts? Hahaha...
Everyone: We all know.
"Princess Yun'an?" He Qiuniang looked at her with trepidation.
“Everyone in my family has a tendency to boast, so don’t believe everything you hear,” He Qiuniang said cryptically, trying to cover it up.
"Don't worry, Madam," Li Hongzhao said with a smile, then made a shushing gesture.
Ha, that puts her mind at ease.
He Qiuniang breathed a sigh of relief.
Princess Yun'an was having dinner at home, and He Qiu Niang specially instructed the kitchen to prepare all sorts of delicacies.
The He family is famous for their wealth, but they have nothing else to offer.
Although Li Hongzhao was a princess, her father was quite poor.
She was poor too.
Seeing the food at the Shi family's house, she immediately decided that she would come over often to eat there and improve her meals.
Of course, most importantly, secretly stealing Shi Yu's adorable virgin urine.
This way, she will be able to explore more of the world beyond the guardian pillars next time.
Perhaps, they can even move the guardian pillar a little further out, allowing her Great Gan Kingdom to expand its territory!
...
On this day, He Qiuniang and Shi Chengya dressed up in new clothes, looking as if they were about to go out.
Shi Yu looked down at herself.
[Gua66, do you think my mother and sister have forgotten something?]
Shi Yu pulled Gua66 out for a chat.
Gua66, [What did you forget?]
Shi Yu: [Are you stupid? Don't you have eyes to see?]
They're wearing new clothes, but I didn't get any.
They were all dressed up, looking like they were about to go out, but they didn't want to take me with them.
I'm so heartbroken. They don't treat me like one of their own; they never talk to me or share secrets in front of me.
He Qiuniang paused in her actions of tidying up her daughter, Shi Chengya.
This little girl...
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