Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
What?! Riding a dog to court?
Although Emperor Tai'an was well-traveled and had seen many oddities, he had also encountered quite a few.
But this is the first time I've ever heard of someone sitting on a dog to attend court.
Moreover, the person who said this was a baby who was just over three months old.
Emperor Tai'an couldn't help but glance at Shi Yu several times.
Can this little baby sit up still?
Shi Yu understood the doubt in Emperor Tai'an's eyes and immediately patted her small chest in response.
Don't worry, I won't hold it against you if I fall.
Emperor Tai'an's lips twitched upon hearing this.
So, if you fall down, you'll have to hold me accountable.
Shi Yan dutifully translated from the side, "Your Majesty, Yu Yu said she can't wrestle."
Emperor Tai'an looked at Shi Yu with a worried expression for a long time.
Finally, he nodded in agreement.
"All right."
Otherwise, if this little baby gets upset and doesn't come to the morning court, wouldn't he be losing out?
Besides, the palace has no shortage of people.
At worst, he can just send a few more people with good eyesight to stand by and be ready to help at any time.
Having figured it out, Emperor Tai'an suddenly felt that nothing was wrong.
The main thing is that attending court today was really enjoyable.
Not only can you enjoy the show, but you can also teach them a lesson along the way.
Moreover, they were dealt with and didn't dare to refute it.
This is the treatment an emperor should receive!
I used to be dragged around by the ministers all the time, it was so annoying!
Emperor Tai'an was pleased, and Shi Yu was also very happy.
The most unhappy people were the court officials.
【I'm going out to do something naughty!】Shi Yu's heart rang out joyfully.
【Yan Yan, go back to the main gate and wait for me. I'll be back soon.】
After saying that, Shi Yu patted the dog's head, and its small body quickly disappeared into the palace.
Emperor Tai'an had given the order in advance.
Therefore, Shi Yu exited the palace gates without any hindrance.
Wearing a mini version of the imperial court dress, she attracted countless eyes as she walked down the street.
Shi Yu liked the way others looked at her.
Her small chest stood out proudly.
[Gua66, look, they all think Yuyu is the cutest kid on earth.]
Gua66, [Yes, yes, Yuyu, you're the best little one.]
Although Gua66 is a gossip-eating system, its flattery function is also quite good.
Shi Yu immediately laughed upon hearing this.
Hehehe...
The little guy was laughing happily, with glistening drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.
She raised her small hand and gently wiped it, then patted the big dog beneath her.
"Little Blue, let's go."
Let's go dig for gold at the Minister of Revenue's house first.
After walking for a while, Shi Yu suddenly remembered to ask.
[Gua66, where does the Minister of Revenue live?]
Gua66, [Yuyu, don't worry about that, I know.]
Keep walking straight, then turn left at the next intersection, then turn right ahead, and then keep walking straight...
Under Gua66's instructions, Shi Yu and the two dogs successfully arrived at the corner of the Minister of Revenue's house.
The secret guards sent by Emperor Tai'an to follow them watched from afar.
Shi Yu used a spatial skill to enter directly.
Two dogs crawled in through the dog hole.
But it wasn't until Shi Yu found the outhouse at the Ministry of Revenue's residence that things changed.
The outhouse had four empty walls, leaving only a pit.
This angered Shi Yu so much that he immediately clenched his fist.
This person is so mean.
Are you that afraid I'll steal it?
They even dug it up ahead of schedule.
[Gua66, next one.]
Then Shi Yu went to the home of the Minister of Works.
The Minister of Works was beaten so badly by his wife that he ended up in bed.
As for banknotes, there are none.
【What a bad start!】Shi Yu was annoyed.
Gua66, [Yuyu, isn't there also the family of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices?]
[His shoes are even filled with gold; he must be rich.]
"Oh right." Shi Yu's eyes lit up as she realized what she meant.
"Let's go to the residence of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices." Shi Yu waved her hand and patted the two dogs, who then happily headed towards the residence of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices.
Only then did Wan Shan, the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices, realize what was happening.
The curse of that little baby at the morning court session came true.
He gets itchy whenever he touches gold.
And it's the kind of itching that comes with athlete's foot.
This startled him so much that he immediately gave orders to his servants.
"Quick, quick, quick, go throw everything out of my room!"
When Shi Yu arrived, he happened to hear this sentence.
[Gua66, I sense the hidden gold within.]
Melon 66. [Yu Yu, the personal furniture of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices, is entirely covered in gold.]
Shi Yu, [Nice!]
Let's go collect his broken furniture.
Yu Yu is a thrifty and hardworking child who never complains about secondhand furniture having athlete's foot.
Gua66, [My Yu is such a good kid.]
Shi Yu, [My son's business skills have improved a lot recently, he deserves praise.]
Melon66, [Same here.]
Each person had a melon, and they boasted to each other.
Before the servants of the Minister of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices arrived at his room.
Shi Yu and Gua 66 had already taken away the second-hand furniture in his room in advance.
Shi Yu, [Doing good deeds anonymously, I am a good Lei Feng of another era.]
When Shi Yu returned to the He family home, the entire He family was already waiting at the gate.
Looking at the large group of people at the gate, Shi Yu had a subconscious feeling that something was wrong.
Shi Yu, [Gua66, my butt suddenly feels a bit itchy. Do you think I might have indirectly caught secondhand athlete's foot?]
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