Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 116 A burst of black gas startled everyone.

However, upon hearing that Emperor Tai'an had brought Shi Yu with him, he immediately became energetic.

"Your Majesty, what brings you here with a child in the middle of the night?"

Emperor Tai'an directly placed Shi Yu into the arms of the Imperial Advisor.

"Hurry up and get him checked out," said Emperor Tai'an.

"This little girl swallowed the black energy."

"What? It swallowed the black energy?" the Imperial Advisor exclaimed in surprise.

He quickly turned around, picked up Shi Yu, and began to examine her.

Shi Yu felt so bored being carried around by them.

Why are all these people making such a fuss?

[Yu Yu is perfectly fine, nothing's wrong with her at all.]

The imperial advisor examined the situation for a long time, while Emperor Tai'an stood by anxiously for just as long.

Seeing that the Imperial Preceptor had stopped, Emperor Tai'an asked.

"How about it?"

"It's alright," the Imperial Advisor said.

Seeing that Emperor Tai'an clearly didn't believe it, the Imperial Advisor added another sentence.

"Really, nothing's wrong."

"This child is extraordinary and unique."

"A mere black aura won't have any effect on her."

"Your Majesty, please rest assured, the child is doing very well."

Upon hearing this, Emperor Tai'an finally felt relieved.

"It's alright, it's alright, you scared me half to death."

"What could possibly happen to me?" Shi Yu silently rolled her eyes.

You brought me into the palace in the middle of the night, and I haven't had time to sleep.

[Not sleeping will stunt your growth; you'll be a bad person.]

Emperor Tai'an, somewhat embarrassed after being scolded, stroked his beard.

This is just him being too concerned to think clearly.

In the end, Emperor Tai'an had no choice but to order his secret guards to send Shi Yu back again.

Incidentally, she was also exempted from today's morning court session.

The ministers who attended the morning court session didn't see Shi Yu, and for some reason, they secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Shi Yu stayed up all night, and no one woke her up, so she slept straight through until noon.

When she woke up, she heard her mother talking to her sister.

He Qiuniang said, "I heard that Lord Li and his son became enemies over a girl who was given medicine."

"The imperial court has now explicitly prohibited the practice of keeping prostitutes for profit."

"It was said that once discovered, they would be exiled to the army."

Shi Chengya, "Is it that serious?"

"Luckily, someone introduced a couple of days ago to my grandfather, but he didn't agree."

"Otherwise, we'll get into trouble again."

He Qiuniang: "Who says otherwise!"

"By the way, our family's status has changed recently, and we've had a lot more matchmakers coming to our door."

"Most of them are matchmakers for your older brother."

"You're not young anymore, you should learn to handle some things."

"The house your maternal grandmother prepared for us has been tidied up."

"Let's go over there together this afternoon and see how we can make the best changes."

"Yes, Mother."

"Ahhhhh..."

Shi Yu, lying in the small bed, was excited.

"Oh, Mother, I want to go too!"