Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 123 Shi Yu, the Little Genius in Business.

Upon hearing Princess Zhaoyang's words, Empress Su immediately withdrew her foot, which was about to step out.

If she gets involved, things will get really messy.

But if she doesn't join in, won't her daughter be ridden and beaten by a little baby?

If this gets out, where will Su Wanming put her face?

Just as Empress Su was hesitating, a familiar bright yellow color caught her eye.

Empress Su, as if grasping at a lifeline, hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please save Baihua!"

“Look at Baihua, she…”

Empress Su's hesitant and aggrieved expression gave Shi Yu a glimpse into the art of tea ceremony.

Wasn't it her daughter who started the trouble?

How dare she complain?

Shi Yu's dark, beautiful eyes darted around, and suddenly she grabbed Li Baihua's hand and pretended to slap her own lower abdomen.

"Ouch!" she cried out dramatically, her round little body rolling several times on the ground.

"Ah, Yu Yu!" He Qiu Niang was so frightened by what she saw that she ran over immediately.

After rolling around on the ground a few times, Shi Yu nimbly sat up and accused Li Baihua.

"Ahhhhhh..."

[Emperor Tai'an, your daughter hit me!]

Shi Yu expressed her thoughts perfectly.

Gua66 chimed in from the side.

[Adults bullying children, how shameless!]

Li Baihua...

Li Baihua was tortured throughout the entire process...

"Father, Shi Yu set her dogs on me and pulled my hair."

"Waaaaah... Father, you must do justice for me..."

Li Baihua cried her heart out.

I feel like she's never cried this hard before, not even once in her life.

I have never suffered such a humiliating disgrace.

"Ahhhhh..." Shi Yu glared at her angrily.

Don't think you can speak recklessly just because you can't.

[I'd hit you, but who would believe me?]

[It's clearly your own hair loss!]

"Oh, Father, she pulled out a huge clump of my hair, and she even said I'm losing my hair... Waaaaah..."

Li Baihua cried her heart out.

But when she thought of Shi Yu's power, she didn't dare to step forward and seek justice for herself.

"You bastard!" Emperor Tai'an cursed directly.

Upon hearing this, Li Baihua's face immediately lit up with a smile.

She clung to Emperor Tai'an's leg and smiled smugly in Shi Yu's direction.

"You brat, you've angered my father! You're dead!"

"Do you understand the saying, 'When the emperor is angry, millions will die and blood will flow for thousands of miles'?"

Shi Yu blinked, a little confused.

Was Emperor Tai'an really that incompetent?

So, only Li Baihua has a father, and she doesn't, right?

Shi Yu turned her little head and looked at her newly acquired stepfather.

"Ahhhhh..."

It's your time to shine.

Your daughter was bullied, and to make matters worse, she had no father to help her.

[Why don't you hurry up and kill her!]

When Tantai Qingchuan was suddenly entrusted with an important task, he felt that his adopted daughter was overestimating him.

Li Baihua's father was Emperor Tai'an; even if he were stubborn, he wouldn't dare to go up and fight him head-on.

However, he was still capable of exaggerating and protecting his delicate little daughter.

“Your Majesty, I can testify that it was indeed Princess Baihua who provoked the trouble first.”

"Tantai Qingchuan, you're actually taking her side? Do you even want to marry me anymore?"

"You bastard, I'm talking about you!" Emperor Tai'an shook his thick thigh, directly pushing Li Baihua aside.

Li Baihua, who had been knocked to the ground, was completely stunned.

A circle of words floated in my mind:

I am no longer my father's most beloved daughter, I am no longer my father's most beloved daughter, I am no longer my father's most beloved daughter...

"What do you mean by 'marry'?" Emperor Tai'an continued.

"I have already bestowed a marriage upon the Mighty General and the Virtuous Princess!"

"Don't overthink it."

"And what are you doing here instead of staying at the Dali Temple?"

"You even fought with a child. You have completely disgraced the royal family."

"Empress Su, send the person back to the place where you brought them out."

"If I see you releasing prisoners without my permission again next time, don't blame me for disregarding our marital relationship."

"Your Majesty..." Empress Su panicked.

"Yes, Your Majesty." But in the end, she swallowed her anger.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Shi Yu sat to the side, laughing heartily without any regard for the magnitude of the situation.

Oh dear, go back to where you came from.

Freedom, oh, why is it so fleeting...?

[You two have such a deep love for each other, how could you be so shallow...]

Empress Su, your father has gone back to recuperate; why don't you use your brain?

【Ha ha ha ha……】

[Who came up with this terrible idea? It's such a brilliant one, hahaha...]

Shi Yu couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, clutching her stomach.

People are too foolish; the sense of victory and joy they feel when wielding a knife inexplicably diminishes...

Gua66 continued Shi Yu's words.

[Yu Yu, before Empress Su went to the Dali Temple, Prince Li He of Jin visited her at the West Palace.]

[Li He, the Prince of Jin?] Shi Yu's laughter stopped abruptly, and he immediately focused his attention on the important matter.

[Li He, the Prince of Jin, isn't that the same Li He who lent money at exorbitant interest rates in the capital?]

Just hearing his name makes you think he's incredibly wealthy.

Gua66: [Li He, the Prince of Jin, was incredibly wealthy.]

Loan sharking is very profitable.

Shi Yu's beautiful eyes flickered. "Loan sharking is an extremely profitable industry."

What do you think about me having my mother become a loan shark?

If they don't pay back the money, we'll go to their house and feast on them, guaranteeing they'll be left with nothing but chaos and ruin.

[Gua66, what do you think of my idea?]

Gua66: [Yuyu, I think your idea is really constructive.]

Making money while also openly enjoying gossip – a win-win situation!

Shi Yu rested her chin on her small hand and continued.

Besides being a gossipmonger, we can also sell information; we specialize in selling gossip.

As long as we collect a lot of melons, we won't have to worry about not making money or people not coming to buy them.

[You can also buy your own melons and permanently seal them.]

[Haha, Gua66, I suddenly feel like I'm a business genius!]

Everyone: No, how come your thoughts are racing so fast?

But this idea is truly ruthless, yet it can also be very profitable. I just don't know if I'll be lucky enough to succeed!