Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
Lord Zhou, standing in the imperial court, was already stunned.
The man who tormented him so badly last night was actually his nemesis, Commander Xue.
A man who has been superior to others since childhood.
Last night the two of them were still...
Lord Zhou wanted to cry, but he dared not do so in the imperial court.
He could only pray silently in his heart.
Hopefully, that man surnamed Xue won't hear Shi Yu's true feelings.
But... how could that be?
Lord Zhou's face immediately fell.
It's estimated that by now, everyone in the court has heard about what happened between him and that man surnamed Xue last night.
Oh no!
He would never be able to hold his head high in front of that person surnamed Xue for the rest of his life.
He would never be able to hold his head high in the imperial court for the rest of his life.
Just when Lord Zhou was so distressed that he wished he could just smash his head against a wall and die.
The Grand Commander Xue, who was to his left, looked in his direction with a deep gaze.
A flickering flame flickered in his eyes, and his tongue unconsciously circled nostalgically inside his mouth.
So the person last night was Lord Zhou.
No wonder the taste was so wonderful, making him unable to resist and repeatedly falling into its trap.
Fortunately, he had sent people to search for him this morning, and it turned out to be his colleague.
That makes things a bit tricky.
It is not good for court officials to openly engage in homosexual acts.
It seems that he and Lord Zhou will inevitably have to retire and go home to live out their retirement.
When Shi Yu finished watching the intense scene from last night...
She noticed that all the ministers in the court were looking in her direction.
There was a faint resentment in his eyes.
It's like Shi Yu ate the candy but didn't share half with them.
That's right, she watched the replay by herself but didn't show it to them.
They could only glean scraps from Shi Yu's words to savor and reflect upon.
How could this not drive them crazy?
They also wanted to see Lord Zhou get bullied by Lord Xue until he was red-faced and in tears.
Just thinking about it makes me so excited.
"Cough cough!"
Seeing that the situation in the court was about to go off track, Emperor Tai'an coughed twice to bring them back to their senses.
I never knew men could be so passionate.
otherwise……
Let's forget about it.
Emperor Tai'an felt a little intimidated by the thought of Empress Liu's cold face.
If he really did something so foolish, Empress Liu would probably chase him down for eighteen blocks with a big sword.
Don't think she's incapable of doing something like this; she was quite domineering when she was young.
"Um, Vice Minister of Rites, what did you just say? Say it again," Emperor Tai'an said.
I was so busy eating melons with Shi Yu that I didn't know what the Vice Minister of Rites said.
The Vice Minister of Rites was stunned for a moment before he realized what was happening.
Actually, he didn't remember where he had just mentioned.
Now, let me repeat it again, just in time.
"Your Majesty, the Kingdom of Natuo has come to visit. What kind of etiquette and regulations should we use to welcome them?"
"I've heard that they brought quite a few gifts this time."
"That country?" Emperor Tai'an had no recollection of it.
“Isn’t that a small, remote country?” a minister asked.
"Back then, our large army passed by their country."
"They showed great mercy and did not enter the city, thus saving them from the danger of their country being destroyed."
"In my opinion, they should be treated as inferior."
[Hmm, inferior treatment?]
Shi Yu listened very attentively.
They brought gifts with them.
[Guests from afar are always welcome, and I must say, they're incredibly polite.]
Emperor Tai'an nodded in agreement upon hearing Shi Yu's thoughts.
That's right, the people are quite polite. A great nation should also have the demeanor of a great nation.
"..." Just as Emperor Tai'an opened his mouth to speak, Shi Yu's sweet voice rang out again.
[This guy looks so angry, he probably has a grudge against that country.]
Gua66, [Yuyu, Yuyu, I know!]
[When that country visited, this man tried to assault their princess, but he accidentally injured his genitals and became impotent. Now he has to wear a fake beard to court every day.]
Shi Yu was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh.
[Hahaha, another one with a ruined manhood.]
Men, oh men, why can't you ever control your desires?
【Hahaha……】
Even with all this, his wife won't divorce him.
Gua66: [His wife is even more ruthless; after finding out he was impotent, she immediately kept three male lovers for herself.]
Those days were incredibly enjoyable.
【What's with the divorce? Divorce is still on the table.】
The eyes of everyone in the court silently fell on that minister.
No wonder they felt his beard looked a little different every day, and his voice sounded a bit strange.
So he had already been a eunuch all along.
Hahaha……
As everyone suppressed their laughter, yet another high-ranking official of the imperial court had fallen from grace.
Oh, no, there are three.
And there's Lord Zhou and Grand Commander Xue too; they certainly had a good gossip session this morning.
Hahaha……
"Vice Minister of Rites, you are in charge of preparing for this matter."
"They have come from afar with gifts, so don't neglect them," Emperor Tai'an said.
"The main thing is not to neglect the gifts," Shi Yu added quietly in her sweet, childlike voice.
[What if they get angry and refuse to give a gift? It's such a hassle to persuade them to give it back.]
Emperor Tai'an...
Emperor Tai'an hesitated for a moment, then hesitated again, before quickly raising his hand to signal the chief eunuch beside him to adjourn the court session.
What happened this morning was hilarious.
No, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He had to go back and smile quickly, or he was afraid he'd suffer internal injuries from holding it in.
Hahaha
The crowd, who had just finished their court session, heard Emperor Tai'an's laughter coming from the side hall, and it was quite loud.
Riding out on his dog and following Lord Zhou, Shi Yu blinked in confusion.
What's wrong with Emperor Tai'an today?
He himself was taken advantage of by Empress Su last night.
Court officials: Quickly investigate and see what happened between Emperor Tai'an and Empress Su last night.
Despite feeling unwell all over, Lord Zhou walked for quite a while but still couldn't shake off Shi Yu's pursuit.
He finally couldn't help but turn around and say, "Princess Shengping, could you please stop following me?"
He was really devastated.
Shi Yu was dumbfounded again.
She rummaged around in her pocket for a while and finally pulled out a white bottle.
"Ahhhhh..."
"Here, wipe your butt."
"Ah!" Lord Zhou finally broke down and ran away.
"Thank you, Princess Shengping."
Lord Zhou didn't take it, but his other hand handled it very nimbly.