Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 141. Humans are worse than dogs. (shuhaige.net)

As Li Baihua spoke, she picked up the whip at her waist and charged out from the ranks of soldiers.

Upon seeing this, Li Hongzhao drew her curved sword without hesitation and charged forward.

However, before their weapons clashed, Emperor Tai'an's majestic voice rang out.

"Li Baihua, you bastard, get back here right now!"

Li Baihua was forced to stop halfway through her attack.

She reluctantly turned back and loudly accused him.

"Father, Li Hongzhao stole my man!"

"whee……"

Shi Yu, who was watching the play, couldn't help but laugh.

【You seem to have quite a few men, huh? Hehehe.】

【Then call them and see if they respond.】

"Pfft."

"hehe……"

...

As soon as Shi Yu voiced his true feelings, many civil and military officials watching the show chuckled aloud.

Li Baihua was even more furious.

He grabbed the nearest minister with his whip and lashed him out.

"You dare laugh! Show this princess a laugh!"

"Let's see if this princess can beat you to death."

The minister who had been hit was furious, and then shamelessly knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please do justice for me!"

"Your humble servant was simply born with such a smiling face."

"I really don't know why Princess Baihua suddenly got angry and hit me."

"You..." Li Baihua was furious. She moved her body, wanting to rush out and beat the minister who was talking nonsense and daring to complain to death.

As soon as she moved, her arm was grabbed by a hand.

"Who dares..."

Li Baihua spoke up angrily, but when she turned around, she found that the person who had stopped her was actually her mother.

Li Baihua's eyes showed even more confusion.

"Mother, why are you stopping me?"

"This person dared to offend me, and I will make sure he knows the consequences of offending me!"

[Oh ho ho, is this princess blind?]

Shi Yu's cute, laughing voice rang out again.

Doesn't she have eyes in the back of her head?

[Didn't you see how angry Emperor Tai'an was, he wanted to strangle her!]

What does she have to compare with Li Hongzhao?

Although Li Hongzhao was younger than her and of a lower generation, she possessed a strong sense of justice and served the people wholeheartedly.

[This time, he returned only a few days ago and immediately went to serve Emperor Tai'an.]

[She's a princess who's been imprisoned, she has absolutely no skills, all she knows is collecting handsome men, and she even dares to argue with people.]

Oh dear, this princess is probably in for a blast.

Upon hearing Shi Yu's words, Li Baihua stiffened her neck and looked towards Emperor Tai'an.

"Father, Father, Emperor." His voice trembled and weakened.

Because she had already seen the ugly expression on her father's face.

The belated realization of fear froze the surprised expression on her face.

"Slap!" Emperor Tai'an slapped Li Baihua across the face.

He naturally heard Shi Yu's thoughts as well.

Li Hongzhao is indeed better than Li Baihua.

"Father, why did you hit me again?" Li Baihua held her slapped face in one hand, looking at Emperor Tai'an in disbelief.

Looking at Li Baihua's foolish appearance, Emperor Tai'an felt that all the favor he had shown her over the past few decades had been wasted.

"Princess of a nation, look what you've done!"

Li Baihua, “I…”

"Empress Su, are you sure you want your daughter to embarrass herself here?" Emperor Tai'an's voice turned cold.

If he had known Li Baihua would cause such a ruckus, he shouldn't have listened to Su Wanming's pillow talk and released Li Baihua from Dali Temple.

What the hell!

"Someone, take Princess Baihua back to Dali Temple."

Upon hearing this, Li Baihua immediately began to struggle.

"Father, no, no!"

"Father, aren't I your most beloved daughter?"

"How could you punish me for Li Hongzhao's sake?"

“Father, you’ve changed! You’ve changed from beginning to end.”

"I know, it's Shi Yu, it's that little monster Shi Yu!"

"Father, she must be using evil magic to control us..."

"Waaaaah..."

Li Baihua didn't finish her sentence.

Because Empress Su personally signaled to the maids around her to cover Li Baihua's mouth as she rambled on.

"Waaah..." Li Baihua struggled, but was still dragged away.

Empress Liu stood to the left of Emperor Tai'an and spoke slowly.

"Sacrificing a pawn to save the king, Empress Su is indeed wise."

"What are you saying, sister?" Empress Su replied gently and respectfully.

"It was Baihua's fault, so she should naturally be punished."

"Your Majesty's heart has always been with me."

Empress Su looked at Empress Liu with a smile, but her words were loaded with meaning.

"If you truly side with me, then discipline Li Baihua properly," Emperor Tai'an said coldly, his face displeased.

"Don't let her disgrace the royal family."

"Empress Su, I will not hold this against you this time."

"If there is a next time, and Li Baihua spouts nonsense and slanders my Da Gan Guobao, then you can make her cut her hair and go to a nunnery."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Empress Su lowered her head and turned back, a dark light flashing in her eyes.

Here, when it was almost time to depart, Shi Yu and his dog took the lead and walked ahead.

Everyone initially thought Shi Yu was just playing around.

No matter how powerful two big dogs are, they can't compare to a horse.

To everyone's surprise, after walking for most of the day, Shi Yu and the two big dogs were still in high spirits, and they hadn't missed a single thing: eating, drinking, or relieving themselves.

The Imperial Advisor poked his curious head out of the carriage.

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