Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
Jiang Yingxue: She really didn't know about this.
It turns out her mother also had a story.
The representative of the Lin Yue Kingdom's delegation blushed and lowered his head in embarrassment.
He had kept this to himself for many years, but he never expected it to be brought up again today.
Looks like I'll have a hard time explaining this when I get back.
Gua66: [Yuyu, look at that tall guy next to the delegation representative.]
Shi Yu's gaze followed Gua66's voice.
This person is really tall.
[Judging by appearances, it must be at least two meters long.]
[What kind of gossip could he have?] Shi Yu asked curiously.
Gua66, [Oh, there's nothing particularly interesting about him.]
This morning I saw some people chatting in the grove, so I went in with them.
[Pfft!] Shi Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing.
This person is so impatient; they can't even bear to wait a moment.
Gua66: [They're all hot-blooded young people; after being delayed on the road for so long, how could they possibly stand it when they saw that kind of scene?]
[But Yu Yu, the strangest thing isn't that, the strangest thing is that those two actually gave him money afterward?]
【What?】Shi Yu was utterly shocked.
She's been following this gossip for so long, and she's never encountered anything so bizarre.
【Haha…】Shi Yu couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
The laughter was like a demonic sound.
The others in the delegation, upon hearing this, lowered their heads in embarrassment.
How could that tall guy do something so shameful?
It's utterly shameful, a disgrace to other countries.
However, Shi Yu and Gua66's gossip isn't over yet.
Gua66, [Yuyu, I just searched it again.]
The man who gave the money is here too!
Upon hearing this, Shi Yu was overjoyed.
What? The man who gave the money is here too?
Who is it?
As Shi Yu spoke, her little head began to turn, looking around.
The others who heard her and Gua66's heartfelt words also searched everywhere.
Among them, only one person silently shrank his body, as if afraid of being discovered by others.
He was none other than Lord Feng, a fifth-rank official in the imperial court.
Gua66, [This person is none other than Lord Feng, a fifth-rank official in the imperial court.]
As soon as Gua66 spoke, everyone's eyes immediately turned to Lord Feng.
Lord Feng felt the gazes of the crowd, so he could only lower his head and hide his face, not giving them a chance to see him.
Shi Yu asked, "Is this Lord Feng?"
Gua66 responded, "[Yes, it's this Lord Feng.]"
He was a Jinshi (a successful candidate in the highest imperial examinations) and always followed the rules and regulations.
However, his wife was frigid and did not like to be intimate with him.
His father-in-law's official position was far superior to his, and he was therefore unable to take a concubine.
So, while leaving the city, I chatted with some country bumpkins for a bit of excitement.
After listening, Shi Yu gave a very honest evaluation.
This guy is really awesome.
Court officials: Indeed, they are very impressive.
However, the person from Lin Yue Kingdom who went up to join in the fun was even more impressive.
This was the first time they had ever heard of someone joining in on something like this.
"But this person is lucky," Shi Yu suddenly said.
"Why?" Gua66 asked.
Shi Yu explained very patiently.
Fortunately, this tall man from Lin Yue Kingdom isn't bisexual; otherwise, Lord Feng's backside would be in serious trouble.
[Hahahaha...] After Shi Yu finished speaking, he couldn't help but burst into laughter again.
Gua66 realized what was happening and laughed along with Shi Yu.
【Hahaha……】
Throughout the entire conference, the exaggerated laughter of each of them echoed.
Emperor Tai'an listened for a while, and was really afraid that Shi Yu's laughter would cause problems.
So he took the initiative to speak.
"Um, Feng Aiqing, right?"
"There's been a sudden disaster in the south recently. Pack your bags and head over there quickly."
Just then, Emperor Tai'an was still unsure who to send to do this arduous task.
Shi Yu laughed happily and continued to ask Gua66, regardless of whether the person was alive or dead.
[Gua66, are there any melons this good?]
【Quickly search for it for me.】
Gua66, [Yuyu, wait for me, I'm coming.]
[Oh ho ho, there's another big scoop here.]
Shi Yu's eyes were sparkling; it was obvious she was already hooked.
Gua66: [Yuyu, look at that short, stocky man next to the delegation representative; he's quite the troublemaker too.]
Shi Yu's eyes sparkled with curiosity as she quickly asked.
What trouble has he gotten himself into?
He took a fancy to the maidservant who served his wife.
[Then he deliberately got his wife drunk, and then he took the young maid and made love to her on the bed next to him.]
He found it particularly stimulating to have his wife lying next to him.
Shi Yu: [Isn't this guy afraid that his wife will suddenly wake up halfway through the task?]
Gua66: [Yu, you know what, there really are times like this.]
Shi Yu immediately became interested. "So how did he solve it?"
Gua66: [It's easy to solve. Just drag his wife to bed with him, knock her unconscious, and pinch her body.]
[This made her wife think she was incredibly powerful when she was drunk.]
On the contrary, I've come to enjoy drinking even more.
Shi Yu, [I admire you, I admire you, I truly admire you.]
[These people from Lin Yue Kingdom really know how to have fun, huh? Hehe.]
The leader of the delegation was so embarrassed that he couldn't listen anymore.
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