Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.
Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...
Seeing that she looked unwell, He Qiuniang could only coax her softly.
"Yuyu, be good, eat first."
"All the dishes I made tonight are your favorites."
“Okay, let’s eat, let’s eat vegetables.” Shi Yu nodded.
After dinner, everyone sat together chatting and staying up all night to welcome the New Year.
Shi Yu couldn't sit still, so she secretly slipped out.
"Gua66, I was drunk, was I really that crazy?" Shi Yu asked, somewhat incredulous.
She is a serious, abyssal demon dragon.
She has great style.
Gua66's voice was honest: "Yuyu, you really go crazy when you're drunk."
Shi Yu's eyes lit up; she had been waiting for him to say those words.
"Then let's go and give it a try."
Gua66 was momentarily confused. "How do I conduct the experiment?"
Shi Yu: [It's simple, just go find some wine, hahaha...]
One person, one system; they were having a great time talking when they ran to the minister's house across the street and stole some wine.
In the middle of the night, Tantai Qingchuan and He Qiuniang were being intimate when a chubby little baby suddenly appeared at the foot of the bed.
"Hehe, Mother." The little baby tilted his head and looked at them, stretching out his little hand.
"Mommy, give me a hug."
"Father, no! Don't bully the Empress!"
Shi Yu's sudden appearance startled the two of them.
This girl is truly impossible to guard against.
This is a real test of one's heart capacity.
Fortunately, the two of them were very conservative and covered themselves with blankets today, otherwise they would have completely lost face as adults.
Tantai Qingchuan hurriedly and secretly pulled up his underwear.
Shi Yu's eyes lit up and suddenly changed direction.
"A big tiger! Yu Yu wants to ride a big tiger..."
The next day, news spread that General Tantai had been chased around the entire courtyard by his daughter, who mistook him for a tiger.