Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 219 Everyone gets an evil jade pendant.

Haha, so many gifts!

She receives a gift once for her birthday, and another once for her older brother's banquet the following month after he becomes the top scholar in the imperial examination.

Then there's Mommy's birthday, Big Brother's birthday, Second Brother's birthday, Third Brother's birthday, Big Sister's birthday, Stepfather's birthday, and the baby's one-month celebration...

Shi Yu counted her little fingers, but she couldn't even count them all on one hand.

Golden ox, golden sheep, golden dog, golden rooster...

When Shi Yu received gifts, he collected all 12 zodiac animals.

Then there are all sorts of gold animal, flower, and tree ornaments made of gold...

In short, the gifts they gave today were all very uniform, and they were all gold.

Shi Yu was just that vulgar; she simply loved gold.

The officials who received the return gifts were also very satisfied.

He immediately signed a blood pact upon receiving the jade pendant.

Lest it get lost or gone later, and I'll be devastated.

Then, a strange scene unfolded at Shi Yu's first birthday celebration.

Each minister wore a jade pendant made of the same material.

Meanwhile, Emperor Tai'an was arriving at Princess Xianhe's residence in a carriage with Empress Liu.

Emperor Tai'an proudly took out the jade pendant from his waist and said...

"Your Majesty, look, Yu Yu made this herself and gave it to me."

"When the entire court sees this, they will be green with envy."

And then, when Emperor Tai'an arrived at the residence of Princess Xianhe, he was surprised to find that each of the ministers there had one.

Emperor Tai'an was immediately furious.

As expected, Shi Yu grabbed a piece of gold in his hand on his first birthday.

As for anything else, I have absolutely no interest.

...

Before we knew it, it was time for the imperial examination.

He Qiuniang specially had new clothes made for Shi Chengxi, and of course, Shi Yu's clothes were also made.

Because she always liked to go out, her clothes and shoes wore out very quickly.