Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 243 Cleansing the Curse.

The soldiers guarding the city gate had fierce expressions and wouldn't allow anyone to leave even a little bit.

Because they were all people of the Imperial Concubine and the Regent.

At this time, news of what happened in the capital of Lin Yue Kingdom had not yet reached them.

Therefore, when Yu and Jiang Yingxue appeared here, they were naturally obstructed by the soldiers on the city wall.

"Hey, where are you guys from?"

"You are not allowed to go any further."

"If you go any further, don't blame us for killing you without mercy."

"If you want to kill someone, then let's see who can kill whom."

Jiang Yingxue's eyes were firm, without the slightest hesitation. She lightly lifted her toes, and her body flew into the air like a light feather.

A gentle breeze caressed my cheeks, bringing a touch of coolness.

Jiang Yingxue's long hair danced in the wind, her clothes fluttered, and she exuded an extraordinary and refined aura.

In the blink of an eye, she flew dozens of meters into the air, brandishing her silver spear and aiming straight for the head of the city wall general.

Luo Yu followed closely behind and subdued the remaining soldiers for Jiang Yingxue.

Afterwards, Shi Yu and the others also went up to the city wall.

Jiang Yingxue cleared out a space for Shi Yu.

"Yuyu, I'll leave the rest to you."

The "you" she was referring to naturally included the golden and black eyes on Shi Yu's waist.

Without the two of them, removing this curse would be more troublesome and time-consuming.

It would be so slow to wait for people to voluntarily hand over their goods in one place after another.

There are so many cursed countries on the mainland, how can they possibly wait?

Shi Yu then took out a bunch of things and asked Jiang Yingxue to set up the magic array.

Once the magic array was set up, Golden Eyes and Black Eyes jumped into it, becoming the two array eyes, while Shi Yu channeled energy into them.

Golden eyes recycle items, black eyes recycle black energy.

Two beams of light, one golden and one black, were clearly distinct yet intertwined.

The people in the city saw their unexpected wealth, which they had recently acquired, fly into the air, and at the same time, the curse that had tainted them gradually disappeared.

Disease and wealth vanished simultaneously.

This... even if we wanted to make a scene, we couldn't.

The magic circle remained in the sky above the city for most of the day.

When the light disappeared, the golden-eyed man rushed excitedly to Shi Yu's side.

When he opens his mouth, it's a mouthful of gold.

"The fisherman is full, full."

Black Eyes had already collapsed to the ground the moment the magic circle disappeared, his tongue lolling out.

"Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup..." It hiccuped, and a cloud of black smoke came out, which it then rolled back with its long tongue.

"Fishing, fishing, vomiting, wanting to vomit."

Shi Yu chuckled and picked up the golden eye.

This is all her money.

We'll let it eat and then spit it out.

As for the black eyes, let's pick them up again.

The black mist it exhales can be refined into energy.

Both small dumplings were patted into the jade pendant by Shi Yu.

“Alright, let’s go to another city,” Shi Yu said.

Jiang Yingxue couldn't help but glance at the jade pendant on Shi Yu's waist.

"They both look a bit full, will they be able to handle it later?"

"Don't worry," Shi Yu said confidently.

"They are both part of the Abyss's main body and can transfer the absorbed energy back to the main body."

"If the main body can absorb it, then the two of them can absorb it too."

"Moreover, because of the guardian pillars, their energy is actually suppressed to some extent."

"Otherwise, those two could be even more powerful."

"But it's fine as it is now."

"The two of them absorb the nutrients outside, while the main body digests them in the forbidden area, so it's quite safe."

"Once they reach saturation, we'll take them back and replace them with new ones."

"Anyway, it's the one that created this curse, so it's not responsible for cleaning it up."

"You two, isn't that right?" Shi Yu said, giving the two little guys inside the jade pendant a punch.

Who told their owners to be so troublesome?

So they didn't lose out at all by taking that punch.

The poor golden-eyed creature cried out, "Awooo~"

With a mournful glint in its dark eyes, it let out a soft "Awoo~"

The two eyes look exactly alike, yet they have different personalities, just like the eyes themselves.

After everyone understood, they went to the next city.

It took about three days to completely purify the Lin Yue Kingdom.

Afterwards, they headed to the next country.

Da Gan Kingdom Capital

News came back that Shi Yu and his crew's ship had suddenly disappeared at sea.

He Qiuniang was so worried that she almost fainted.

The children quickly spoke up to comfort her.

Shi Chengxi said, "Mother, Yu Yu is a lucky person and has great abilities. She will be fine. You don't need to worry."

"Besides, Yu Yu wasn't the only one who went this time."

"And His Majesty's own granddaughter, and the Imperial Advisor."

"Mother, you are pregnant now, so you should not get excited."

"The royal family is also worried about Yu Yu, and they will have more ideas than we do."

"The best rescue we can do is wait quietly."

Shi Chengya said, "Mother, don't worry. I'll go and find out about this from the Crown Prince later."

Shi Chengxiu said, "Mother, if you're really worried, I'll take some people out to look for my sister."

"Don't worry, I will definitely find my sister."

Shi Chengjun said, "Mother, my second brother and I will definitely go and find Yuyu."

Tantai Qingchuan echoed, "I will personally lead a team to search for it."

The family was discussing this when Emperor Tai'an sent someone over.

He Qiuniang's face immediately turned panicked again.

However, the eunuch entered with a smile.

"General Tantai, Princess Xianhe, what a joyous occasion!"

"What great joy?" He Qiuniang was helped out by Tantai Qingchuan and Shi Chengya, and her complexion improved slightly.

"Princess Shengping has quelled the internal strife in Lin Yue Kingdom and lifted the curse."

"The new emperor of Lin Yue Kingdom has specially sent a letter of thanks."

"In addition, various gold and silver jewelry, as well as local specialties, will be sent to the capital soon."

"His Majesty specifically sent me to inform the Princess, so that you would not worry."

"It's alright, it's alright, that's really great." He Qiuniang was overjoyed. It was truly a false alarm; what a fright!

"Thank you for coming to inform me, Chief Eunuch." He Qiuniang quickly expressed her gratitude and asked Chunhua to wrap a large red envelope for her.

Eunuch ヾ(≧?≦Thank you≧?≦)ノ, happily went back to report.

Meanwhile, Shi Yu and his team had already efficiently cleaned up the curses from several countries.

If this continues, the mainland will be able to return to its previous state in less than half a month.

Humans and evil spirits are clearly separated and do not interfere with each other.