Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 3: The scumbag father is cuckolded, and he gets one free when he marries one.

Otherwise, Wei Yanyan wouldn't have taken a liking to him.

You should know that he was once the third-ranked scholar, personally selected by the Emperor.

In terms of appearance, there's nothing to say.

Wei Yanyan listened to Shi Mianzhi's warm and gentle voice outside the bridal veil.

I breathed a huge sigh of relief.

It seems that Shi Mianzhi did not hear the sound just now.

That's good, that's good!

But for some reason, she felt a little uncomfortable.

It was as if countless eyes were fixed on her, as if they were equipped with GPS for precise targeting.

Netizens: Oh dear, sorry, we know everything.

Interrupted by Shi Yu's gossiping thoughts, Granny Cao had long forgotten about Qiao Shuwei.

Oh my goodness, her young lady's secret has been discovered!

What's the point of showing off now? The key is to get them married into the Shi family as soon as possible.

In the wedding hall, Shi Mianzhi's mother, Madam Shi, sat in the main seat, dressed in a luxurious and festive new outfit.

When He Qiuniang came carrying the swaddled baby, her wrinkled old face immediately fell.

Where did you go?

Shi Yu, [My mother gave birth to me when she had some free time.]

"I didn't know today was such a joyous day for Mianzhi!"

Today is a good day for that scumbag dad to be cheated on.

"If we neglect our guests..."

[You old geezer, you're making a fool of yourself.]

Oh my god, this is hilarious!

[The Wei family, which Old Madam Shi favored, has been thoroughly humiliated.]

[The adulterer even attended the wedding banquet, hahaha.]

Shi Yu nestled in He Qiu Niang's arms, watching the gossip pushed in by Gua66 in real time, and smiled happily.

Old Madam Shi looked bewildered and terrified: "What the hell? Who's talking in my head?"

Well done, my good daughter.

He Qiuniang suppressed the smile in her heart.

She could tell from the old lady's expression that the old lady must have heard what her good daughter had said.

The guests looked around when suddenly someone shouted.

"Oh, cousin, you're here too!"