Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 39 Poisonous woman, give me back my concubine!

Yes! Yes!

It's definitely not right to say that Vice Minister Wang is not Old Master Wang's biological son!

The onlookers nodded in agreement.

Mr. Wang, who had been sitting silently to the side, suddenly widened his eyes, stood up, and slapped Mrs. Wang hard across the face.

"You old woman, how dare you cheat on me!"

Netizens commented: "Grandpa Wang, didn't you hit him too fast?"

What exactly did you overhear?

"Why did Grandpa Wang suddenly start hitting people?" Shi Yu asked in her childish voice.

Gua66: [Oh, I see!]

The hat that Madam Wang put on Mr. Wang today is a bit green.

"Oh, so you're wearing a green hat today." Shi Yu nodded her little head, indicating that she understood.

The onlookers' eyes immediately fell on Old Master Wang's hat.

The hat was inlaid with green gemstones, which made the whole hat look really green and shiny.

Grandpa Wang was immediately furious and heartbroken.

"You really did cheat on me!"

It's just wearing a green hat, it's not like it's giving you a green hat, why are you getting so worked up?

Shi Yu, the culprit, remained calm and composed.

Oh dear, older people are all about psychological resilience.

Old Master Wang's eyes widened in disbelief as he pointed to his own nose.

Is he psychologically insecure?

Try letting someone else do this!

[Gua66, then tell me, how come Vice Minister Wang isn't Old Madam Wang's son?]

Old Master Wang: What? Not Old Madam Wang's son?

What's going on?

Now it was Old Master Wang's turn to lose his composure, and his hand, which had been wielding the weapon, began to tremble.

Gua66's voice continued.

[When this old man was young, he had a beautiful concubine, and the two were deeply in love.]

[Madam Wang gave birth to two daughters in a row, which further worsened her relationship with Mr. Wang.]

Then, at this time, Old Master Wang's beloved concubine became pregnant.

The doctor diagnosed that the pulse sounded like that of a boy.

[Madam Wang feared that if Old Master Wang's beloved concubine gave birth to a son, she would have even less place to stay.]

[He pretended to be pregnant, and on the day Old Master Wang's beloved concubine gave birth, he bribed the midwife and servants to steal her child, claiming it was her own.]

[When Old Master Wang's beloved concubine learned that she had lost her child, she was heartbroken and soon her health deteriorated, leading to her death.]

"So that's how it happened." Shi Yu nodded her little head to show that she understood.

A biological father is a biological father, but a biological mother may not be a biological mother.

This is quite a piece of gossip.

Just as Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice faded, Vice Minister Wang entered.

As he entered, he overheard Gua66 and Shi Yu's innermost thoughts.

"Mother, am I not your biological son?"

“I don’t look like you at all.”

Why didn't you tell me?

Why did you lie to me for so long?!

"You vicious old woman!" Old Master Wang was furious and slapped Old Madam Wang again.

"I want revenge for my concubine! I'll make you pay for harming her!"

"I made you steal her son, causing her to be heartbroken and die with her eyes wide open in disbelief."

"You wicked woman, give me back my concubine!"

...

On the high platform, two old people were arguing.

This excited the onlookers.

It turns out that Vice Minister Wang was not Madam Wang's biological son.

Both Vice Minister Wang and his wife liked his good brother.

These two pieces of gossip are enough to become the talk of the town in Beijing's elite circles.

Shi Yu lay in He Qiu Niang's arms, clapping her little hands happily despite the big event.

[Fight! Good job!]

Who told you to bully my mother?

[Gua66, at such a happy time, there should be some melons (gossip/melons) to cheer you on.]

Okay, Yu Yu, I'll be right there...

"Yuyu, how about Mommy makes you some egg and meat soup when we get home?"

Hearing her daughter in her arms wanting to eat melon, He Qiu Niang was so frightened that she quickly grabbed Shi Yu's little hand and talked to her to distract her.

Oh my goodness!

I still want to eat melon seeds!

I'm sure I won't offend anyone and get kicked out of the gate.

[Egg and meat soup? Slurp, slurp...]

Upon hearing about delicious food, Shi Yu's little mouth instantly started drooling uncontrollably.

[Yu Yu wants to eat egg and meat soup.]

[Mother, Mother, let's go back quickly.]

[Once I get back, I can eat egg and meat soup while also enjoying the Wang family's melons.]

He Qiuniang felt so tired.

Fortunately, the scene was chaotic, and few people could hear Shi Yu's thoughts.

He Qiuniang, carrying Shi Yu and her eldest daughter, hurriedly left the palace and boarded the carriage to go home.

As soon as she got home, Shi Yu opened her big, beautiful black eyes wide with energy and started shouting with her two little fists raised.

[Mother, egg and meat soup, egg and meat soup.]

【Yu Yu wants to eat egg and meat soup today.】

Helpless, He Qiuniang gave instructions to Chunhua.

"Tell the kitchen to prepare a steamed egg and meat soup for the young lady."

Anyway, I'll just let her lick it a little later.

If she wants to eat it, that's ultimately up to her, as the mother.

Thinking this, He Qiuniang felt even happier.

However, as soon as she sat down, Shi Yu started whispering to Gua66 in her mind.

Shi Yu: [My mom was so generous today, she actually made me egg and meat soup!]

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