Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 53 Entering the Palace: Even the Emperor Cannot Escape the Fate of Being Cuckolded.

Yesterday, Princess Zhaoyang, the great-aunt of Princess Yun'an, learned about your scumbag father's collusion with evil spirits.

When Princess Zhaoyang entered the palace, she told Emperor Tai'an about this matter again.

[This palace specialty was specially brought to you by Emperor Tai'an to summon your mother to the palace for further inquiry.]

The eunuch who followed was a little confused: What palace specialty? Are they talking about him?

"Oh, I see." Shi Yu nodded to indicate that she understood.

However, the next second, she immediately became cheerful.

【The palace! Yu Yu wants to go there too.】

"Mother, Mother, take Yu Yu to the palace."

With so many women in the palace, the gossip and scandals within must be even bigger and more complex.

[Haha, Yu Yu has made up her mind.]

[YuYu is going to the palace to eat melons!]

Oh dear, her mother!

Shi Yu's bold words startled He Qiu Niang so much that she almost slipped and knelt down before her beloved little daughter.

Did he even go to the palace with her to eat melons?

Just imagining that scene made He Qiuniang feel that her family was not far from being wiped out.

“Her Highness Princess Zhaoyang said that Miss Shiyu can come along,” Li Hongzhao said appropriately.

Last night, she subtly reminded her great-aunt and grandfather about the amazing things about Shi Yu.

She spoke very cryptically, and it's unclear whether her great-aunt and great-grandfather understood her.

Of course, she wanted to speak directly.

However, every attempt to act directly is met with immediate rejection.

Therefore, the only option is to let her imperial great-aunt and imperial grandfather experience Shi Yu's unique characteristics firsthand.

If used properly, it could absolutely be a national treasure.

Hahaha……

"What?" He Qiuniang was surprised.

"Why are you making us bring the kids along?"

"Yuyu is only two months old. Maybe we should let her stay at home." He Qiuniang was both shocked and frightened.

No, I don't want to!

No sooner had He Qiuniang finished speaking than Shi Yu began to wriggle in her mother's arms.

[Mother, Yu Yu wants to go to the palace with you.]

[While Yuyu is enjoying the show, she can also protect you.]

Taking Yuyu along is definitely worth it.

[Mother, Mother...]

Although Shi Yu can't speak yet, her nimble little hands and feet are already able to grab her mother and act cute to please her.

"Madam He, why don't you bring Miss Shi Yu along?" Li Hongzhao suggested.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of Miss Shi Yu's safety."

"I guarantee nothing will go wrong."

"Then... that's fine." He Qiuniang reluctantly compromised.

【Yay! We can go to the palace now!】Shi Yu was overjoyed.

[Gua66, you'd better prepare yourself properly.]

We're going to the palace later to eat some gossip.

Remember, choose the biggest melons to eat.

Who knows when we'll be able to enter the palace again?

Gua66, [Yes, sir.]

One person, one system, perfect cooperation.

He Qiuniang had only been to the palace before, during grand court assemblies.

Normally, there would be absolutely no chance to come.

She carried Shi Yu in her arms, following behind Li Hongzhao and the eunuch, walking unsteadily.

Compared to He Qiuniang's timidity, Shi Yu was as happy as a badger that had fallen into a melon field.

[Gua66, get ready, we've arrived inside the palace.]

You'll be in charge of eating melon seeds, and I'll be in charge of acting cute and protecting my mom.

Let's divide the work and try to get as much gossip as possible in the shortest amount of time.

Gua66, [Don't worry, Yuyu, I guarantee the task will be completed.]

[The palace specialty we were leading the way to has a melon on him, how about I tell you first to whet your appetite, Yu Yu?]

Shi Yu, [Okay, tell me quickly.]

Although He Qiuniang was scared, she still subconsciously pricked up her ears.

The eunuch leading the way stiffened with nervousness.

No way, no way, he kept it so secret, how could it have been discovered?

Gua66, [Yuyu, the eunuch leading the way isn't a real eunuch!]

The person who castrated him wasn't skilled enough and didn't do it properly, so he grew back later.

Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice exclaimed in surprise, "No way, this actually works?"

[Isn't the palace supposed to be the strictest place? How did he manage to get away with it?]

Gua66: [Not long after he entered the palace, he became involved with the emperor's favorite concubine, Jade Beauty.]

With the beautiful Yu Mei protecting him, he was naturally able to evade the various routine checks within the palace.

【Oh ho ho ho, I get it.】 Shi Yu laughed in her cheeky, childlike voice.

The emperor's head has been cuckolded, hahaha...

It seems even the most noble man can't escape being cuckolded.

[This eunuch is incredibly audacious; he even dares to sleep with the emperor's woman.]

If a child is born, is it considered the child of the eunuch or the emperor?

Gua66: [Yuyu, you know what, this Jade Beauty is actually pregnant recently.]

[The child is still this eunuch's.]

【Hahahaha…】Shi Yu couldn’t help but open her mouth wide and laugh wildly.

This emperor is so pitiful! He's got a cuckold's horns on his head, and he's even forced to be someone else's father.

Oh my god, this is hilarious! Hahaha...

Shi Yu had long known that the melons in the palace were big and sweet.

But I didn't expect it to be so exciting right from the start.

Now, she's becoming increasingly interested in Emperor Tai'an.

Li Hongzhao: ...

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