Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 68 Riding a big dog to collect debts.

Gua66's voice was full of agreement: "That's right, Yu Yu's mother is Yu Yu's mother."

We must bring them all back.

But Yuyu, you're not even three months old yet. You can't even crawl, let alone walk.

Shi Yu immediately replied, "I can't climb, but I can sit."

I haven't told anyone that I can sit still and steadily.

Gua66 exclaimed excitedly, "Yuyu, you can sit up steadily after only three months! You're amazing!"

Shi Yu, flattered by the praise, replied haughtily, "That's right."

Don't you even know who I am?

However, Gua66 then faced another problem.

Even if you can sit, Yu Yu, we still can't get out.

"Yes," Shi Yu said mysteriously.

Do you remember those two Tibetan mastiffs?

I call them Little Green and Little Blue.

Little Green and Little Blue eat my poop every day, and they can already understand human speech.

I had two of them sneak out behind my back.

[Once my sister falls asleep, we'll sneak out.]

Gua66, [Hehe, okay, okay.]

Shi Chengya's surprised gaze involuntarily met Li Hongzhao's.

How can you even get out like this?

"Princess Yun'an, why don't you stay a little longer?" Shi Chengya said cryptically.

Li Hongzhao pressed down on the corner of her mouth, "I think so too."

Otherwise, a three-month-old baby might sneak out of the house on a dog and end up being caught and sold without even knowing it.

That's far too dangerous.

Hehe, I'll be able to go out soon.

[You don't need your older siblings to help you.]

【whee……】

Shi Yuguang couldn't help but drool just thinking about that beautiful scene.

Back home, Shi Chengya pretended to fall asleep.

Not long after, the door to the room was pushed open, and two large Tibetan mastiffs walked in.

[Big dog, over here, over here.]

【whee……】

Shi Yu drooled with delight and rolled out of the crib.

Two Tibetan mastiffs lined up to catch Shi Yu's small body.

Shi Yu rolled over and climbed onto the back of a large dog.

Two little hands gripped its long fur tightly.

A glistening drop of saliva excitedly trickled from the corner of her little mouth.

【Let's go!】

[She's asking some random man for money.]

As soon as the two dogs, one person, and one system left, Shi Chengya and Li Hongzhao immediately emerged from the shadows.