In the unknown century of Guangyuan, the unnamed galaxy achieved unification. To address population issues, a marriage matching system was developed, forcibly pairing people through data calculatio...
"You filthy scoundrel, you beast..."
Are you insulting me?
"Wow! When did you wake up?"
Zhou Siyu looked up and accidentally bumped into Yu Wei's chin. Yu Wei snorted softly, and the vines wrapped around Zhou Siyu's wrist tightened.
"I just woke up and heard some little brat cursing at me." Yu Wei chuckled, tightening his grip on Zhou Siyu's arm. "Weren't you quite happy last night? Now you're blaming me?"
"Shut up! Stop talking." Zhou Siyu shrank into the blanket, covering her ears. "I don't want to hear it, you old bastard."
“One minute you’re a hooligan, the next you’re a beast, then you’re a bastard, baby, what am I to you?” Yu Wei propped his head up with one hand and pulled him out of the blanket with a smile. “Don’t suffocate.”
"Go away, I don't want to see you."
Zhou Siyu turned her head away, angrily closing her eyes.
"I didn't expect the baby to hate me so much." Yu Wei lowered her eyes, looking somewhat hurt. "Then I'll be going."
"Roll, roll, roll..."
"I'm really leaving now..."
"Get lost."
Yu Wei smiled and kissed Zhou Siyu's cheek, then closed his eyes as if he were asleep.
Zhou Siyu looked up in confusion and met a pair of terrified eyes.
"ah!"
A scream shattered the tranquility of the early morning sky. Zhou Siyu looked helplessly at the person sitting on the corner of the bed, shivering and clutching the blanket.
Why does he look like a thug who forcibly abducted a man? He's clearly the victim here!
"No... why are you, a grown man, crying?"
Zhou Siyu helplessly reached out to pull the blanket, but accidentally pulled at his wound, causing him to gasp in pain.
"You, you, you... don't come any closer!" Yu Wei kept backing away, and before he knew it, he fell straight off the bed.
"Hey you..."
"Don't look!"
Yu Wei reacted quickly, pulling the blanket over his body and running towards the bathroom with his face covered.
"Hey...no...can I use your blanket?"
Zhou Siyu, who was paralyzed on one side, stared helplessly at the ceiling. His mind was a complete mess. How could Yu Wei change his appearance every time he closed his eyes? He was perfectly fine just a moment ago, even in the mood to tease him. How did he suddenly turn into a shy little boy?
If he had known this would happen, he shouldn't have tried so hard to stay. Wasn't he just walking into a trap like a lamb to the slaughter?
Not only did he fail to woo anyone, but he also lost money. Not only did he lose money, but he also walked right into the lion's den. He not only offered himself up, but he also scared the person away. It's like he tried to steal a chicken but lost three times the rice. He lost both his wife and his army!
After all he's gone to so much trouble, what exactly does he want from Yu Wei? Is it his good looks, his great physique, or his shy demeanor?
Zhou Siyu thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out where things went wrong. How did he end up doing this and that with Yu Wei in such a confused state?
No, he wasn't confused at all; he was clearly forced! Thinking of those cold vines, Zhou Siyu subconsciously squeezed his legs together, feeling a chill run down his back.
Could Yu Wei have developed a split personality?
Just as she was lost in thought, with a "click," Yu Wei walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a blanket, slowly moved to the wardrobe, quickly put on her clothes, and lowered her head, not daring to look at Zhou Siyu.
"Heh, you've already done it, now you're pretending to be innocent." Zhou Siyu's lips curled slightly. "I remember you were quite happy last night."
Yu Wei paused, feeling that the words sounded somewhat familiar.
"No, I..."
"What do you mean it wasn't you?" Zhou Siyu sneered, raising her voice, "What, you don't want to admit it?"
"No, it really wasn't me last night." Yu Wei waved his hands repeatedly and whispered, "It was him."
"Oh ho, you're quite the actor." Zhou Siyu moved her numb legs. "It's just the two of us in this room. If it wasn't you, then who else could it be but me?"
“No, I…” Yu Wei sighed, “I can’t explain it to you.”
"hehe……"
“I will take responsibility for you.” Yu Wei interrupted Zhou Siyu, then, as if remembering something, he said hesitantly, “But I don’t have an ID card…”
"So what are you planning to do?"
Zhou Siyu narrowed her phoenix eyes and looked coldly at Yu Wei.
“I can have a wedding with you, but… we can’t get a marriage certificate…” Yu Wei’s voice weakened. “If… you mind, we can think of other ways…”
"Fine, I won't pressure you." Zhou Siyu closed her eyes wearily. "We're all adults, let's just pretend nothing happened."
“No…no!” Yu Wei shook his head repeatedly. “I know you’re not short of money, and you wouldn’t even look at me…”
"Stop." Zhou Siyu waved his hand, looked at the person whose face was flushed, and suddenly felt playful. He whistled, "I've really taken a liking to you."
"ah?"
Yu Wei was dumbfounded. What was going on? Was he hallucinating? What nonsense was Zhou Siyu spouting? They'd only known each other for two days!
"You guessed right, I fell in love with you at first sight, it's been a love that lasts a lifetime, and I've tried every means to get close to you..."
"Stop! Don't say anymore."
Yu Wei's mind was a complete mess, and he had a terrible headache.
Just as he was about to speak, there was a gentle knock on the door, and Yu Wei gestured for Zhou Siyu to be quiet.
Good morning, Grandpa Zhou.
"Xiao Wei, did a thief break into your room last night? There was so much noise."
"No, no, I just accidentally broke the vase last night." Yu Wei scratched the back of his head. "I'll buy you a new one."
"I see." The old man nodded thoughtfully, then waved his hand and said, "No need to pay for it. If you like, you can just buy one to grow flowers or something."
"Okay, thank you, Grandpa Zhou..."
"By the way, I'm going on a long trip soon. Be careful while you're home alone. Remember to lock the doors and windows at night. I heard there have been some burglaries in this area lately."
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