Chapter 73: Go! Bastards! Niu Hulu: The Book of Revenge...

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Shen Dahe couldn't stay long because he had work to do. Chi Yuanhang and his daughter escorted their old classmate out of the teahouse.

"Youyou, uncle wanted to ask you just now, do you have a boyfriend?" Shen Dahe had a black mole at the corner of his mouth, and he smiled like a matchmaker.

"No." The girl shook her head decisively.

"Uncle's son... that kid looks okay and has a good character. He's coming back these days, and uncle asked him to take you out to play? You two can even go back to the Maple Leaf Country together--" Shen Dahe's eyes were fixed on the "Yoyo Laser Card" on Chi Yuanhang's waist, and he wondered whether he should make a model card for his eldest son?

When you meet a suitable girl, take out your model card and let her take a look?

What if a girl is attracted by his beauty?

A son who's married off is like spilled water. If a girl is unlucky, it's because she's blind! At worst, the Shen family can give their son a little more dowry. Just make sure he doesn't get rejected by the girl.

"Thank you for your kindness, uncle. It's okay." Chi Leyou turned to him and curled the corners of his mouth slightly.

Shen Dahe, with his many years in criminal investigation, had developed a keen eye. When Chi Yuanhang's beloved daughter first sat down, she kept glancing at her phone—as if waiting for a message from someone. Now, she had tucked her phone into her crossbody bag, not even glancing at it.

The mobile phone is like a concubine who has been banished to the cold palace.

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Chi Leyou politely declined Chi Yuanhang's request to take her home, she just wanted to be alone.

After hearing Shen Dahe's call, the only brain cell he had stopped working. His ears were buzzing, and his mind was filled with the deep sound of "Qing, Mei, Zhu, Ma".

Childhood sweetheart wants to find a childhood sweetheart to play with.

Go! You bastards!

She took out her diary, haha, it was now called Niuhuru Revenge Book.

Day 97: I returned home temporarily. Mom didn't say anything on the phone. I think Dad will probably go to jail. He'll have plenty of food and drink in jail, and I'll need to quit gambling for a hundred years. Luckily, I'm not planning on taking the civil service exam.

Day 98: I got my house back, and my dad found a stable job. Is everything going well? I should have known better, so I wouldn't have returned to China. I wouldn't have been able to work.

Day 99: Fatboy confessed to me (he's not fat now). I said I'd think about it all night. Help! How should I respond? What a deadbeat! Why didn't I reject him right then and there?! Wait, if I reject him, will he sue me for fraud? How much is $10 from 10 years ago worth now?

hiss--

Chi Leyou tore off the page of Day 99, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it into the trash can.

The two girls at the next table were discussing entertainment gossip.

A: "Hey, Du Yuanshan's airport photos are so impressive, that waist, those legs! You can't tell she has such a big son!"

B: "The gossip accounts are even spreading rumors that her son is a kept baby. Paparazzi's mouths are deceitful!"

Chi Leyou retracted his ears and wrote Day99 again in the grudge book.

She still wasn't satisfied after finishing her writing, so she grabbed a straw and started poking at the crooked puppy doodle. The tip of the straw scratched the paper, and the puppy's face became pockmarked. "You went just because someone asked you to play? Do you have any manners? Do you have any moral integrity?"

The girls at the next table exchanged glances, picked up their coffee in tacit understanding, and quietly moved to the seat by the door.

If a crazy woman attacks someone with a knife, they can retreat immediately.

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Zhang Xiaohe rang the doorbell and explained his purpose. Sister Yan answered the door: "Looking for the young master? The young master just came downstairs--"

The garage door opened and Zhang Xiaohe's sports car was put into the garage.

Chen Che exited from the main gate.

The two never met at all.

Empty handed.

The young lady's carefully applied makeup was all wasted. Zhang Xiaohe yelled, "Where is he?!"

Sister Yan spread her hands: "Wherever the young master's girlfriend is, there he is."

Chen Che has a girlfriend, but she's not him. Zhang Xiaohe's voice suddenly rose, "Who's his girlfriend?"

Sister Yan glanced at her and shrugged: "It's not your turn anyway."

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Zhang Xiaohe asked the gossip king in his circle. "What girlfriend?" he asked. "I've been chasing her vigorously, but I still haven't caught up with her."

Such is human nature. One moment, Zhang Xiaohe was lost in her own suffering. The next, she encountered an even more miserable control group.

She shuddered all over, her Ren and Du meridians were opened, and every pore exuded a sense of gloating joy.

The second generation of the Shen family could not catch up with a young man who stayed behind. After Zhang Xiaohe exaggerated the story, several versions emerged.

"It must be a big tree with a little pepper hanging on it! Girls are not stupid!"

"That's impossible! I heard that people didn't even want to let Shen Shao pull their hands, so how could she try? Could it be a X-ray eye?"

"Young Master Shen is so tall! How can he be small? At the very least, he can at least have the upper half of Liushen Flower Water, right?!"

"Didn't you study biology class well? This is called apical dominance suppressing lateral sprouts."

"Hey, wasn't your grandma a pediatric urologist before she retired? Aren't your grandma and Chen Che's grandma best friends? Did Chen Che get an circumcision done by your grandma when he was a kid? Why don't you go ask your grandma?"

The young master was so busy chasing people that he had no idea that he had become a laughing stock in the circle.

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A hundred steps away from home, the old man in the message room disappeared, leaving only a familiar outline.

Chi Leyou walked in, his heart trembling with every step.

The two people's eyes met for a long time through the mottled glass window of the message room.

The emotions that had been suppressed for the whole morning finally burst out. Chi Leyou turned away and walked towards the community.

Bang! The door of the message room was smashed open with great force, and footsteps were heard chasing after them in a panic.

"Chi Leyou." Chen Che lowered his tone. This girl was shy and the community was her home. He didn't want her to lose face.

He caught up in a few steps, suppressed the panic in his heart, and clasped the woman's wrists with one hand.

At that moment, he suddenly remembered the hot pot restaurant more than ten years ago.

It was rare for Shen Dahe to take him out to dinner, and at the next table there was an unremarkable man concentrating on eating.

After just one more glance at him, Shen Dahe threw down his chopsticks and rushed over, grabbing the wrist of the A-level wanted criminal by him.

The two images overlap.

A slight pain pierced her skin, quickly forming a hot current in her blood vessels, and her eyes suddenly turned red.

She could still pretend nothing happened in front of Shen Dahe. But he chased her fiercely and held her captive. Various emotions piled up, and every time her heart beat, a new wave would hit it hard on the reef.

Chen Che hurriedly took her hand, and there were two eye-catching red marks on her slender wrist.

After his father handcuffed the suspect, the red marks left on her wrist from the suspect's struggle to resist arrest were exactly the same as those on her wrist.

He really deserved to die. The ancestor he worshipped was a golden statue carved from pure gold. He was afraid that even his breath would leave a mark on it, and he couldn't bear to scratch it in the slightest.

"Does it hurt?" Shen Che's voice was very soft. He wanted to rub her, but he was afraid that he was not qualified.

"It doesn't hurt." She pulled her hand back.

The handsome man and the beautiful woman stood in front of the fitness rack in the old community as if they were in an idol drama, and became the target of the gossip of the elderly.

Chen Che's heart was set. This was the first time in twenty-two years that his heart was moved. What did his face matter?

"You said you've thought it over." He didn't want to think about the message she sent.

"Well, we are not suitable." The girl's eyelashes drooped, her eyes slightly lowered, staring at an obvious patch of peeling paint under the blue fitness rack.

"What's wrong, huh?" He took a half step towards her and raised his hand to pinch her sleeve.

The slight sway of the cuffs and the subtle wagging of a puppy's tail.

The aunt couldn't help herself and chimed in: "Does the boy like her?"

Shen Che: “Well, I only like her.”

As soon as the girl's fingers hidden in her sleeves loosened, it was revealed that even the most vigilant army had its weakest line of defense.

The aunt turned to the other side and asked: "Does the little girl have a boyfriend?"

Shen Che shook her sleeve: "Auntie is asking you a question."

Chi Leyou was forced to reply: "No."

Bang! The auntie clapped her hands excitedly: "Talk! Talk now!"

Seeing the girl's resolute defiance, the old man took a photo of the blind date corner next to the bulletin board at the back and recited to himself: "I really want to be a dad. Height: 172 cm. Build: Slightly chubby. Occupation: Works from home. Monthly income: Varies with economic fluctuations. My requirements: If the baby is a boy, then being a dad once is enough. If the baby is a girl, then I have to be a dad twice."

The old lady nodded rapidly, agreeing, "Little girl! This opportunity will never come again! Do you want to date an unemployed fat guy with a throne to inherit?!"

If an aunt joins a pyramid scheme, she will become the top seller within half a year.

Shen Che raised his hands to cover the girl’s ears: “Auntie, my little treasure can’t listen to this.”

His palm warmed my slightly chilled ears, and the sound of the waves hummed in my cochlea. As a child, I'd pick up conch shells at the beach, and when I put them to my ears, I could hear the sound of the waves. That unchanging rhythm was the perfect way to lull a coward to sleep.

She opened her eyes wide and saw the aunt's cloudy eyes shining, and her mouth seemed to say: "Oh my, you boy."

Chen Che held her sleeve and walked aimlessly. He slowed down to match her pace, and when he looked back, the collar of her dress was tilted to one side. He stopped and adjusted her collar with his clumsy fingers.

"Switch, it's your turn to hold my hand." He imitated her, hiding his fists in his sleeves and raising his arms high.

A piece of cuff appeared in the girl's field of vision.

She raised her eyes slightly, and the midday sun shone on the man's face, and his already long eyelashes cast two rows of comb-like shadows.

"What did you say to Auntie?"

"I'm afraid she'll implant a terrible mental imprint in you. Who killed all your brain cells?"

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Chen Che walked side by side with her. A piece of emerald green Japanese maple leaf fell down, and the leaf edge like a small claw caught on his clothes. Chi Leyou picked up the naughty fallen leaf for him and quietly pinched his sleeve.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the girl playing with the lovely fallen leaf with her free hand, and Chen Che hurriedly said, "That leaf belongs to me."

"What do you want this for?" Chi Leyou held up the leaf, the sunlight highlighting the clear direction of the leaf veins. "It's missing a corner, it's not perfect."

"It's a witness." Chen Che shook his hand, the force transmitted to her fingertips through the corner of his clothes. "Chi Leyou, I'm warning you, don't try to cheat. Do you have paper and pen? We have to sign and seal."

Chi Leyou suddenly woke up, and her fingers loosened suddenly. How did she get hold of him?!

The "social idler who really wants to be a dad" mentality must have strongly stimulated her nerves. The ideological imprint implanted by the aunt is truly terrifying.

"What do you mean by 'we're not suitable for each other'? What do you mean by 'just be friends again'?" Chen Che read out her thoughts word by word.

A big palm suddenly covered the girl's small hand, and the fingers slid into the gaps between them without any explanation. At the moment when the ten fingers touched each other, all the accusations turned into a numbing electric current.

Both of their hearts were struck by pacemakers at the same time.

"What about you? Do you like me?" He pulled her into his arms, lowered his head, and reverently pressed his forehead against hers, saying in a deep voice, "If you like me, let's be together."

"like."

The sound was faint, but the heart heard it.