My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded ...

Chapter 44: Tearing open the void channel!

Chapter 44: Tearing open the void channel!

Li Zang hung up the phone, looking confused.

What?

It's only been a few days since I left, and the enemy is coming to find me again?

For your own sake, can you abandon your studies and family ties?

Oh, so touching...

Li Zang shook his head, getting rid of this strange thought, and continued to read the contents of the diary.

The style of the diary comments changed again.

Most of the stupid netizens stopped being stupid and started to flatter him and kiss his ass in a very serious manner.

[Brother Great Emperor, although you are very powerful, this diary is indeed a bit childish, especially the last sentence, so awkward (dog head) (dog head)]

[Emperor of Eternal Night and Darkness, you will always be unique in my heart. I am willing to worship you and enshrine you in my family's ancestral hall. Could you please give me some good things? I am not picky. Anything is fine! 】

[By the way, why does such a powerful emperor write a diary every day? Does the emperor have some serious illness? 】

...Li Zang would just glance over stupid comments like these and would never linger on them for too long, even if these comments had a ridiculous number of likes.

Yes, there are fewer sand sculptures, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

There are always some people who remain fools until they die.

This is a good thing, happiness.

To this day, he often plays the role of a happy and silly netizen on the Internet.

[Updated, updated, this time, full of useful information! 】

[That’s right, it’s useful information. The Classic of Mountains and Seas really exists. By the way, which river is Tongtian River? Is it the river where Tang Sanzang and his disciples were almost killed by Grandpa Turtle in Journey to the West? 】

[Brother, if you don’t know the geography, then search Baidu. The Tongtian River is in Qinghai. However, the Tongtian River is not short. Who knows where they are fishing for Kun…]

[There is a fish in the North Sea, its name is Kun. Kun is so big that no one knows how many thousand miles it is. Is the Tongtian River you mentioned as wide as a fish head? 】

[Anyway, they definitely weren't fishing on Earth, at least not in Earth's Tongtian River. Otherwise, with such a huge Kun, it would be unreasonable for no one to know about it ten years ago! 】

[The person above is right. I checked June 9, 2012. It was a calm day and nothing happened. 】

[Apart from the Emperor of Eternal Night and Darkness, are there other practitioners in this world? And he is a cultivator who knows about the other worlds of mountains and seas. Who is he! ? 】

[Aliens, or indigenous practitioners of our blue planet? If it is the latter, then are all the mythological stories that have been passed down in our ancient times true? 】

[Hiss, it must be true. Don’t you think about who sealed the demons in the exile land of Yuanshan? 】

[It seems that our Great Emperor is definitely stronger. The Great Emperor said that others are using magic weapons to fish for strange beasts from the mountains and seas, while the Great Emperor did not use any external force. The difference is obvious! 】

I have to say that after reading the comments from netizens, Li Zang felt quite inspired.

Apart from anything else, he found these speculations very useful.

That’s right, I am indeed the strongest!

As soon as this thought came to Li Zang's mind, he felt ashamed of it.

If this continues, is there any hope for my chuunibyou?

【bite! The popularity of the fifth diary has reached 400,000, automatically unlocking the next stage, traveling through time and replaying the diary events. 】

[Replay the diary events, and the contents of the diary will become reality. After the replay is over, the system will issue reward options based on the degree of restoration of the diary plot. 】

Five minutes.

This time the journey through time came faster than the last time.

Netizens are really getting more and more enthusiastic...

When Li Zang came to his senses again, he was already holding a fishing rod and bringing his little friend with him, and appeared at a reservoir several kilometers away from his home.

Yes, next to the reservoir.

In reality, there is no such thing as Tongtian River. It is clearly a reservoir near my home...

But, how can a middle school diary be casual? If it is Tongtian River, it must be Tongtian River.

Li Zang had already seen that right above the reservoir, there was a void passage connecting to another world.

Ordinary people are not allowed to see it, but if you have powerful cultivation, you can.

Well, needless to say, this is the entrance to Tongtian River...

Shen Yuemo said in a baby voice: "Brother Zang, where should we go fishing?"

At this moment, she looks silly and cute.

Li Zang pointed to the middle of the reservoir.

Shen Yuemo's face was a little confused. It was in the middle of the reservoir. Should they take a boat across?

"Okay, I remember there is a small boat over there, we can borrow it." Shen Yuemo said excitedly.

What she called borrowing sounded nice, but it was actually stealing.

It's just like stealing other people's sweet potatoes or corn cobs.

This little girl has been influenced by him a lot and has become bad a long time ago. She is evil to the core!

Li Zang did not shirk this responsibility. It was his fault.

It's true that he had bad upbringing.

The little girl was led astray.

Li Zang thought about whether he should knock the little bastard out, take her back, and then come back. After thinking about it, he decided that it was not necessary. The worst that could happen was that he could just tamper with her memory.

In the replay moment, he is omnipotent!

Li Zang held Momo with one hand, and took off directly with her looking terrified!

Shen Yuemo was stunned, she had never expected that Xiao Zangge could actually fly!

Ah this!

In fear, Shen Yuemo subconsciously hugged Li Zang's waist.

The little loli has nothing special except being a little soft and light.

Li Zang said that the wave was small and he was not alarmed.

Li Zang flew above the reservoir, then inserted his other hand into the void, grabbed the folds of the void, and tore it apart violently.

A ()-shaped hole was immediately torn open in the void, revealing a spacious passage inside.

The two flew into the void passage, which was like a wormhole. The spiral air flow walls were uneven, progressing inward layer by layer, constructing a long passage that led to nowhere.

Shen Yuemo also came to his senses at this time and said, "Brother Xiaozang, how can you fly? Could it be that you are really some kind of emperor?"

“…”

Is this heartbreaking thing something that this little kid has been able to do since he was young?

Li Zang looked resentful.

Shen Yuemo was the first victim of his chuunibyou when he was a teenager. At first glance, this was all retribution!

Li Zang glanced down at her and said lightly, "Don't talk nonsense, or I will curse you to never grow taller in your life."

“…”

Shen Yuemo shut up immediately.

She thought that Xiao Zang might just be trying to scare her, but she didn't dare to bet on it. After all, the curse of not being able to grow tall was indeed too scary.

Why does she drink so much milk every day? To grow taller, of course!

Not growing taller = not growing up, this is terrible!

At the end of the void passage, a ray of light suddenly appeared.

Li Zang's expression condensed, he rushed out at an accelerated speed, and then punched out when he reached the end!

"Boom~"

Like a volcanic eruption, the terrifying force shattered the barrier on the other side of the void passage!

That roar was the sound of the space being shattered by Li Zang's punch!

The moment the two of them passed through the void passage, a different scenery suddenly appeared before their eyes.

The river flows endlessly, the waves surge, and the sound of crashing against the shore never stops!

Shen Yuemo looked at the scene of [O sea, you are all water], and once again looked confused, and said stupidly: "Is this the sea?"

"This is a river, Tongtian River!"

(End of this chapter)