My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious

Xiao Jingsheng was a cautious 'Gou Dao' (live-low-key) cultivator, contentedly managing the herb garden under the Dan King. He was a shift-working immortal bureaucrat, responsible for weedi...

Chapter 28 Entering from the Back Door

Chapter 28 Entering from the Back Door

After Jade Gourd Master placed restrictions around everyone, their figures became steady, and the speed of the entire team was significantly improved, while those flying boats that fell behind also caught up one after another.

“Almost there!”

On the jade gourd, Luan Yu, who was standing quietly in front of the jade gourd, lowered his clasped hands, and slowly opened his eyes while releasing the pressure on his chest.

After practicing for seven or eight hours, Xiao Jingsheng and his companions slowly came out of their meditation state and began to look at the surrounding environment.

At this time, the jade gourd under everyone's feet was thousands of feet above the ground. Looking around, the water and the sky were the same color, and the upper and lower parts were in harmony.

In the distance, there are clouds and mist, and the drizzle in the air is like silk threads of pearls and jade. The sea air and spiritual liquid are diffused. Taking a deep breath is like drinking pure nectar, which moisturizes the heart and spleen.

Breathing in the ethereal air between the clouds and mist, everyone felt that all the pores on their bodies were dilated, and they had a feeling of returning to nature.

At this time, only Xiao Jingsheng separated a wisp of spiritual consciousness and carefully checked his own equipment.

For this trip, he brought almost all of his assets with him.

Even elixirs, magic tools, and spirit stones are all placed in corresponding storage equipment.

The pendant around the neck, the ring on the finger, and the thick silver belt around the waist ensure that they can be fully utilized at the first opportunity.

Some talismans that could not fit in the ring were directly attached to his soft armor, sleeves and thighs. In order to avoid looking bloated, he even changed into a loose robe.

It was at this moment that everyone soon discovered that there seemed to be a barrier between the towering peaks in the distance, blocking the canyon. The dense and obscure runes on it seemed to be playing the role of cutting off the connection between the two spaces.

At this moment, Xiao Jingsheng felt a pleasant fragrance quickly rushing into his nose. As his body suddenly tensed up, he suddenly saw Shi Lanxin pass him, come behind Luan Yu and whispered a few words in her ear.

"I know. No need to worry." Luan Yu waved his hand nonchalantly, took out a wooden gourd from somewhere, slowly brought it to his mouth, and drank a big gulp: "Tsk-ah~"

She sighed in satisfaction, wiped the corners of her mouth, and slowly looked towards the clouds: "Do you want me to invite you in person? Don't play tricks on me. If you scare my disciples, don't blame me for turning hostile."

After a moment, the thick clouds suddenly dissipated, revealing two Taoists with childlike faces and white hair. The cultivation level emanating from their bodies was undoubtedly that of the rarely seen Yuanying Zhenren, with eyes that looked down on all living things with contempt.

"Master Yuhulu?" one of them asked cautiously.

Xiao Jingsheng subconsciously clenched the stack of talismans in his sleeves, and activated the speeding talisman under his feet in advance, with a faint wave wrapping around his entire foot.

The others, perhaps because they trusted Uncle Master Yuhu too much, all looked very calm, and their eyes, fixed on the other party's pretty backs, were as bright as if they were looking at a towering, reliable, and insurmountable mountain.

It was just that before he left, his master had said that among the ten Xuanmen sects, unless those old guys in seclusion came out, even the leaders of the major sects would have less than 20% chance of wanting to keep this great-grandmaster.

"Nonsense, is the thing under my feet just a decoration?"

Luan Yu tapped the jade gourd under her feet with her toes, obviously a little impatient.

"I never thought that it was Master Yuhu who came in person. I am so polite."

After confirming Luan Yu's identity, the two Yuanying Zhenren who usually acted arrogantly suddenly changed their expressions. They were filled with smiles and bowed respectfully.

Although this unfortunate Jade Gourd Master seldom left the sect, she had left a deep impression on the older generation of cultivators just once or twice. She was even more unreasonable than her unreasonable master.

At first, there were people who didn't believe it and pointed at her slender and plump figure. As a result, with one kick, the dignified Yuanying Zhenren was turned into a Solitary Testicle Zhenren. Whenever people think of it, they feel a chill in their crotch.

It just so happens that not only is Jade Gourd Master extremely powerful himself, but the Master Jiang behind him is also someone that the leaders of the ten Xuanmen sects usually avoid, for they are afraid of running into the gun of this battle maniac, so how could they dare to help him?

Therefore, the Solitary Testicle Immortal had no choice but to suffer in silence!

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Open the transmission channel quickly!"

Luan Yu seemed to be used to being shouted at, so he just waved his hand and didn't bother to pretend to be nice.

"Yes! Yes! Master Yuhu, calm down."

The two high and mighty Yuanying Zhenren were scolded so hard that they had no temper at all.

Xiao Jingsheng looked at the people around him, and they seemed to be accustomed to the scene before them, without even a second expression.

"What is the origin of this Jade Gourd Master?"

Seeing this, Xiao Jingsheng became even more curious about Luan Yu's identity. He stared at her exquisite and plump back, his eyes flashing green.

[Looking at the other person's petite body, you have a strong sense of taboo. With the tens of thousands of excellent works you have learned, positions like the three-stage Thomas turn should be easily unlocked. If you take the initiative to invite her, I think she will definitely not refuse a father with strong guidance ability! ]

Get the hell out of here!

She is old enough to be my grandmother, so aren’t you afraid of shortening your lifespan as a father? !

Xiao Jingsheng calmed his mind and thought carefully about his current situation. He felt more and more that the other party was a good breakthrough point.

Although this Jade Gourd Immortal was not as terrifying as the mysterious female warrior who locked up a man in the Dan Palace, she seemed to be quite nice to him. Although he was not sure what she valued about him, if they could become good friends, the Immortal from Lingxia Island would probably think twice before taking action against him.

“Buzz!”

At this time, as the two old Taoists cast spells, huge space ripples spread out from the water curtain like ripples, and the deep black hole became visibly transparent.

The image reflected in it was an endless sea with a faint smell of blood spreading from it, as if a battle had just broken out a long time ago.

"Don't just stand there, come in from behind me."

Luan Yu didn't think about anything else. She glanced at Xiao Jingsheng who was standing there in a daze, stomped her jade foot, and rushed into the transmission channel first to gather information.

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