My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious

My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious
Alternative Title: 我的修仙旁白太过正经
Author:  小小汤包灬
Status: Completed
Chapters: 183 chapters
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Added: 2025-06-18
Updated: 2025-06-18
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Xiao Jingsheng was a cautious 'Gou Dao' (live-low-key) cultivator, contentedly managing the herb garden under the Dan King. He was a shift-working immortal bureaucrat, responsible for weeding, watering, and digging channels.

Until one day, the Dan King unexpectedly met his demise in a tribulation, entrusting him with the care of his remaining wife and daughter. It was then that his cultivation narration began to go awry...

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Chapters

Chapter 1: The lonely and helpless wife of the Dan King (2025-06-18)
Chapter 2: The Confused Widow (2025-06-18)
Chapter 3: Beginning to build the foundation, condensing the true fire (2025-06-18)
Chapter 4 Madam, please forgive me for offending you? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 5 This Woman Has a Way to Die (2025-06-18)
Chapter 6: Inner Acupoint Technique, Mysterious Power (2025-06-18)
Chapter 7: Lady, please respect yourself (2025-06-18)
Chapter 8 Abyss? Or blue sea and sky? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 9 Promotion, salary increase and gift to Fairy (2025-06-18)
Chapter 10 The Fairy Hides a Secret (2025-06-18)
Chapter 11 Xia Zhixuan's Sense of Crisis (2025-06-18)
Chapter 12 The Secrets of the Su Sisters (2025-06-18)
Chapter 13 The Disappearing Little Book (2025-06-18)
Chapter 14 A murder caused by a comic book (2025-06-18)
Chapter 15: The Beauty Knocks on the Door at Midnight (2025-06-18)
Chapter 16 walkthrough progress has been changed (2025-06-18)
Chapter 17 Weird Taste (2025-06-18)
Chapter 18: Lady Wang and the Bohai Rebellion (2025-06-18)
Chapter 19 I Don't Want to Bother My Sister-in-law (2025-06-18)
Chapter 20: Sect Call (2025-06-18)
Chapter 21 I wonder if the fairy would be willing to give me a ride? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 22 Good sword! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 23 Jade Gourd Master's Debut (2025-06-18)
Chapter 24 Don’t be afraid, sister-in-law! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 25: Jade Gourd Master is secretly delighted (2025-06-18)
Chapter 26 It's nice to change your taste occasionally (2025-06-18)
Chapter 27 Hold on tight (2025-06-18)
Chapter 28 Entering from the Back Door (2025-06-18)
Chapter 29: Master Yuhu wants someone to serve him (2025-06-18)
Chapter 30 The strong sense of security from Yuhu Zhenren (2025-06-18)
Chapter 31 Children make choices, but adults want both (2025-06-18)
Chapter 32 Please, Uncle Xiao, teach me! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 33 Shi Lanxin's Little Thoughts (2025-06-18)
Chapter 34: Li Hanhan's Development (2025-06-18)
Chapter 35 They are all tools! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 36: Senior Brother, have you been possessed by another spirit? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 37 Junior Sister Shi, you don’t want Jade Gourd Master to know, do you? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 38 Shi Lanxin's Little Secret (2025-06-18)
Chapter 39 Junior Brother Xiao, my chance has come! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 40: Overwhelming Wealth (2025-06-18)
Chapter 41 Changes in the situation, spies! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 42 Coconut milk scent? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 43: Lure the tiger away from the mountain? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 44: Lecher, you must stay alive! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 45 Green Snake Spirit (2025-06-18)
Chapter 46 You Haven’t Seen Me Even More Shamelessly (It’s the end of the month, please give me some monthly tickets) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 47 People can’t, or at least shouldn’t! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 48 I will obey my master (2025-06-18)
Chapter 49 What's Hidden in Your Pants? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 50 Taking Advantage of the Void (2025-06-18)

Chapter 51: What a pity that my uncle-master insists on having his own way! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 52 There are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 53: The Trampled Snake Warrior (2025-06-18)
Chapter 54: Puppet Demon Lord, the Hollowed Shell (2025-06-18)
Chapter 55: It is truly an art in the world (2025-06-18)
Chapter 56: Calm down, I need to calm down, Junior Brother Xiao just fainted! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 57: The Disciple's Filial Piety Has Changed (2025-06-18)
Chapter 58 Goodbye Jiang Qingyi (2025-06-18)
Chapter 59 I will make it up to my wife tonight (2025-06-18)
Chapter 60: Kindness from the Madam (Seeking monthly ticket) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 61 Fellow Daoist Xie was frightened! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 62: Treasures in the Su Sisters' Bodies (2025-06-18)
Chapter 63: Adding incense and prosperity (2025-06-18)
Chapter 64 It’s indeed a good sword! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 65 You Can Do Whatever You Want (2025-06-18)
Chapter 66 Ling Miaozhen (2025-06-18)
Chapter 67: The Master’s Wife’s Gift (2025-06-18)
Chapter 68: In fact, the figure of the master uncle is also very good (2025-06-18)
Chapter 69 Do you want me to call Miaotong? (Please book it first) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 70: Sister-in-law has lost a lot of weight (seeking first order) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 71: The Scapegoat (2025-06-18)
Chapter 72: Taking Advantage of the Situation (2025-06-18)
Chapter 73 Provoking the Small One Will Lead to the Big One (2025-06-18)
Chapter 74: Abandoning the Rook to Save the King (2025-06-18)
Chapter 75 The Master and Disciple's Thoughts (2025-06-18)
Chapter 76 The Highlights of the Female Sect Leader (2025-06-18)
Chapter 77 Become My Taoist Companion (2025-06-18)
Chapter 78 I am your Grand Master, Please Be Aware of Your Identity (2025-06-18)
Chapter 79 As long as Xiao Lang likes it, I don't mind (2025-06-18)
Chapter 80 Why don't you two sisters come in and have a chat? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 81 Please Give Me a Child (2025-06-18)
Chapter 82 Junior Brother, You Scare Me (2025-06-18)
Chapter 83 Everything is to rekindle the fighting spirit of the senior brother (2025-06-18)
Chapter 84: Lord Tan, you seem very reluctant? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 85 My strength is physical fitness (2025-06-18)
Chapter 86: Jade Gourd Master who offers himself for bed? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 87 Who is more beautiful, me or my master? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 88: The Master's True Form Revealed (2025-06-18)
Chapter 89 Let’s have our wedding night now! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 90 Don’t mess around, I will scream! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 91: Master-disciple Shura Field? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 92 I am lustful, but I am not a pervert (2025-06-18)
Chapter 93 Learn to enjoy! (2025-06-18)
94. Chapter 94 Then I don’t have to pretend to be a gentleman anymore! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 95 It’s all my fault that my junior sister keeps holding on to me (2025-06-18)
Chapter 96 I don’t like others touching my things (2025-06-18)
Chapter 97 Don’t mess around, pay attention to the occasion! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 98 No one can die except my wife! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 99: Backdoor? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 100: Madam Psylocke (2025-06-18)

101: A lifelong mission of only a flute and a sword, hiding the reputation of a madman for ten years! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 102 The Other Side of Jiang Qingyi (2025-06-18)
103. Chapter 103: Lady Psylocke's Request (2025-06-18)
Chapter 104: Madam Psylocke, you are making it very difficult for me! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 105: Call Them Both (2025-06-18)
106. Chapter 106 Dao Alliance Plan (2025-06-18)
Chapter 107 I am still young, it is okay to be tired (2025-06-18)
Chapter 108 Xia Zhixuan's longing for him makes her sick (2025-06-18)
Chapter 109 Senior Sister is Pregnant (2025-06-18)
Chapter 110 Sister-in-law, what do you want to do? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 111 Junior Brother, Now is the Safe Period (2025-06-18)
Chapter 112: Did Auntie bite her tongue because she was eating too much? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 113 Haven’t you choked me enough times? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 114: Fellow Daoist Xie, you have not yet transformed, calm down (2025-06-18)
Chapter 115 Since Fellow Daoist Xie is pushing me too far, I won’t hold back. (2025-06-18)
Chapter 116 I will ask her to cooperate with you as much as possible (2025-06-18)
117. Chapter 117 Which beast gave Junior Sister Shi the drug of love? (2025-06-18)
118. Chapter 118 A woman as pure as Sister Shi (2025-06-18)
119. Chapter 119 Miaozhen, I want to help you practice! (2025-06-18)
120. Chapter 120: Just thinking is not enough, we need to take action and do it (2025-06-18)
121. Chapter 121 Are domestic flowers really not as fragrant as wild flowers? (2025-06-18)
122. Chapter 122 Take it out and let me see it (2025-06-18)
123. Chapter 123 Why are you still standing there? You can’t make it today. (2025-06-18)
124. Chapter 124: The Master's Warning (2025-06-18)
125. Chapter 125: Sect Master, who will drive today? (2025-06-18)
126. Chapter 126 The weather is getting colder, the leader must not catch a cold (2025-06-18)
127. Chapter 127 The First Cold War with the Sect Master (2025-06-18)
128. Chapter 128: Lord, You've Been CPUed (2025-06-18)
129. Chapter 129: You rapist, don't run away! (Don't skip this key chapter) (2025-06-18)
130. Chapter 130: Crying so loudly, is it really that exaggerated? (2025-06-18)
131. Chapter 131 Wait a minute, it seems to be broken! (2025-06-18)
132. Chapter 132 How about I take charge and then you take action? (2025-06-18)
133. Chapter 133 Why are your movements so skillful? (2025-06-18)
134. Chapter 134 They all seem to be poisoned by love (2025-06-18)
135. Chapter 135 Speak louder, I can’t hear you! (2025-06-18)
136. Chapter 136 The friendship can be overturned at any time (2025-06-18)
137. Chapter 137: How can you get a tiger cub without risking it? (2025-06-18)
138. Chapter 138: The Expert in Finishing Off a Kill (2025-06-18)
139. Chapter 139 The Secret of the Jade Flute Palace (2025-06-18)
140. Chapter 140: Use force to suppress others! (2025-06-18)
141. Chapter 141: The Great Chess Game of Yuxiao Palace (2025-06-18)
142. Chapter 142 Small jar of tea, made by the Xiao family! (2025-06-18)
143. Chapter 143 The storm is coming and the city is about to be destroyed! (2025-06-18)
144. Chapter 144 Ambush (2025-06-18)
145. Chapter 145: Lure the Tiger Away from the Mountain (2025-06-18)
146. Chapter 146: Worm-like, Footless, and Extravagant (2025-06-18)
147. Chapter 147 Death of Xiao Jingsheng? (2025-06-18)
148. Chapter 148 Resurrection from the dead? (2025-06-18)
149. Chapter 149 A newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger (2025-06-18)
150. Chapter 150 You said it should be my younger brother Xiao Yan, I am his elder brother, Xiao Jingsheng! (2025-06-18)

151. Chapter 151 Who will win? (2025-06-18)
152. Chapter 152 I, Jiang Qingyi’s man, you are not qualified to take action! (2025-06-18)
153. Chapter 153: The Master is Suspicious (2025-06-18)
154. Chapter 154 Forgive me, Master! (2025-06-18)
155. Chapter 155 Xia Zhixuan's twins (2025-06-18)
156. Chapter 156: The Queen’s Wrath (2025-06-18)
157. Chapter 157 Madam, you want me to go to hell! (2025-06-18)
158. Chapter 158: Life in a wealthy family is really messy (2025-06-18)
159. Chapter 159: Being Tightly Controlled by Xia Zhixuan (2025-06-18)
160. Chapter 160 Luan Yu, you want to devour your master! (2025-06-18)
161. Chapter 161: While the Snipe and the Clam Fight, the Fisherman Benefits (2025-06-18)
162. Chapter 162 My dear nephew, I have always thought you are smart. (2025-06-18)
163. Chapter 163 Uncle Master, Calm Down (2025-06-18)
Chapter 164: Reaching the Divine Transformation, Jiang Qingyi’s Limit (2025-06-18)
165. Chapter 165 Li Cangxuan’s Dao Heart Shattered (2025-06-18)
166. Chapter 166: Dharma Pass, Master and Disciple Work Together to Cut Through Metal (2025-06-18)
167. Chapter 167: Secret Letter from Lingdie Valley (2025-06-18)
168. Chapter 168: The Survival of Lingdie Valley (2025-06-18)
Chapter 169 Just leave this person to me! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 170 I want your head! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 171: The support from Yuxiao Holy Palace? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 172: Directed and acted by myself, the truth of everything! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 173 Xiao Jingsheng's Dharma Image! (Do not jump) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 174 Jiang Qingyi's Indulgence (Key Chapter) (2025-06-18)
Chapter 175 Feeding the tiger with one’s own body? (2025-06-18)
Chapter 176: Jade Body Lost in Yuhua Immortal Pond (2025-06-18)
The new book "Tokyo Starts from the Washing House Lady" and some words I want to share with you (2025-06-18)
Chapter 177 The truth is revealed, the real and fake Demon Emperor (2025-06-18)
Chapter 178: A Cave of Its Own, Invincible Domain (2025-06-18)
Chapter 179 The Seal Is Broken (2025-06-18)
Chapter 180 The final battle is here! (2025-06-18)
Chapter 181: Thousand-year Attack Plan, Ruined in an Instant (Grand Finale) (2025-06-18)
New book "My mother's best friend whom I covet is equally ambitious" (2025-06-18)