My Cultivation Narration Is Too Serious

Xiao Jingsheng was a cautious 'Gou Dao' (live-low-key) cultivator, contentedly managing the herb garden under the Dan King. He was a shift-working immortal bureaucrat, responsible for weedi...

Chapter 42 Coconut milk scent?

Chapter 42 Coconut milk scent?

"Let go!"

When the second wave of demon army mixed into the battlefield, all the human cultivators fled and lost their fighting spirit. Shi Lanxin also moved away from the center of the vortex at the first opportunity. She stared at the pendant on her slender waist with shame and anger. In fact, everything would be solved as long as she slapped the opponent on the crown of the head.

But every time I raised my hand, I just couldn't take the picture.

I don’t know if it’s because of Master’s instructions or for some other reason.

She hated herself now anyway.

Xiao Jingsheng calmly moved his face away from the other person's lower abdomen, and said seriously: "Thank you for saving me, Junior Sister. I will remember this in my heart."

Shi Lanxin snorted lightly and turned away expressionlessly.

It was just that the ivory-white earlobe seemed to be engorged with blood and instantly turned into blood-red jade.

“There’s still a lack of audience!”

Seeing that no prompt came to his mind for a long time, Xiao Jingsheng felt a little regretful.

At the same time, I also feel that my junior sister’s illness needs to be treated!

You say you have to do something nice right now? You don't have a mistress or a husband, so why are you doing it secretly?

Do you really need an audience in your life?

"Junior Sister Shi, what should we do next? Should we go find other fellow disciples to join us?"

In the escape just now, the original team of seven had been completely dispersed, and Li Cangxuan, the strongest fighter, had gone to blow up the fish pond, so now he and Shi Lanxin were left alone.

Shi Lanxin said calmly: "My mission is to protect you, the rest has nothing to do with me."

These words were exactly what Xiao Jingsheng wanted. Although Li Cangxuan, the strongest bodyguard, was no longer around, judging from Lan Xin's performance just now, she was clearly not much worse than Li Cangxuan, the number one of the ten true disciples.

Thinking that he originally just hoped that someone would protect him so that he could absorb the evil spirits with peace of mind, he tentatively asked, "How about we find a safe place to hide first and come out after the situation stabilizes?"

"It's up to you." Shi Lanxin remained indifferent.

[It has begun. This damned woman has begun again. You must not satisfy her so easily. This place is sparsely populated. You might as well let her see how powerful you really are. If an audience member can show up during the process, that would be even better.]

Xiao Jingsheng glanced at the figure in front of him inconspicuously, looking at the budding buttocks, his eyes sometimes dim and sometimes bright.

The latter seemed to notice something and covered the hem of her skirt with the back of her hand, then stared at him fiercely: "Have you seen enough?"

Xiao Jingsheng didn't say anything, but stretched out his hand directly.

Shi Lanxin was so frightened that she took a half step back and said angrily, "What do you want to do?!"

Xiao Jingsheng withdrew his hand awkwardly and said innocently: "Junior sister, there is some dirt on your skirt, so..."

At this moment, there were indeed two shriveled leaves stuck on the hem of Shi Lanxin's skirt.

Shi Lan was so angry that her chest heaved and her whole body couldn't help but tremble. It seemed that only in this situation could she measure the slope.

What on earth is this guy talking about?

Even if my skirt is dirty, is it your business?

Shi Lanxin casually patted the leaves off her skirt and moved lightly, putting some distance between them.

Xiao Jingsheng spread his hands: "So in Junior Sister's mind, I am this kind of person. Never mind, never mind, let's keep our distance."

As he spoke, Xiao Jingsheng walked forward in a daze, his lonely back seeming to be hurt by the other party's movement.

Shi Lanxin pursed her lips and wanted to say something, but didn't know how to start. She could only follow the other person silently, keeping a distance from him.

But for some reason, I felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in my heart.

Obviously I didn't do anything wrong...

"careful!"

Suddenly, Xiao Jingsheng, who was walking in front, turned around and counterattacked. Shi Lanxin, who was not paying attention, was immediately attacked and was pinned to the ground.

This guy!

Shi Lanxin was really angry. Just as she was about to take action, she felt a warm sensation in her palms. She looked down and found that Xiao Jingsheng's arm in her arms had been strangely bent. She was afraid that it was already broken.

Shi Lan was extremely frightened and angry. He picked up the other person, let go of his perception, and retreated violently.

Looking at the other person's sleeve that was twisted into a knot, Shi Lanxin's eyes looked like he wanted to eat someone. He felt the blood rushing to his brain quickly and the hairs all over his body stood up.

The nameless anger continued to surge from my chest, and I needed a way to vent it.

She wanted to find the damn attacker and cut him into pieces!

Soon, Shi Lanxin finally saw the attacker through his senses. It turned out to be an eel spirit with a strange liquid all over its body, and there were faint scales growing under its head.

As the saying goes, eels grow up to become snakes, snakes grow up to become pythons, and pythons grow up to become dragons.

It seems that if this eel spirit takes one more step, it will turn into a snake.

As soon as Shi Lanxin saw the target clearly, he took out the purple sword without hesitation and shot it at the eel spirit's eyes.

The eel spirit's body was very flexible, and it dodged the attack on its vital points with a slight twist. With a 'bang' and accompanied by sparks, the sword only hit the eel spirit's body, but because of the layer of strange liquid covering the eel spirit's body, the sword was ineffective.

With just this one strike, Shi Lanxin judged that this eel spirit was no match for an ordinary Dan-transforming demon cultivator, and it would probably be not long before it condensed its infant body.

"You hide first."

She immediately made a decision, quickly stuffed a piece of soft armor into Xiao Jingsheng's arms, pushed the opponent hard, and returned to kill him the same way.

Seeing Shi Lanxin was so hot-tempered, the eel spirit's eyes suddenly showed excitement, and he actually showed a signal that only snakes have, saying: "Such a beautiful little beauty, it would be a pity to kill her, come back with me, the eel, and be my wife!"

Shi Lanxin's face was as gloomy as water. As soon as they met, he flipped his hand and cast a Five Thunder Curse.

“Boom!”

In an instant, thunderclouds began to stir above the two of them, and a bolt of lightning as thick as an arm struck straight towards the eel spirit.

What monsters fear most is thunder magic. The thunder sound that came in advance had already caused the blood and energy in the eel monster's body to surge wildly. It immediately shrank its entire body into a ball, and the sticky liquid on the surface continued to flow out of its body. It wanted to rely on the monster's innate strong body to withstand this attack.

"Hiss~"

But this time, the liquid around the eel spirit did not work again. Along with a painful hiss, the skin on the surface of its body was blown apart, and white bones and blood were faintly visible.

The intense pain constantly stimulated the eel's nerves, and its lantern-sized eyes revealed a fierce gleam: "Bitch, I have changed my mind, I want to absorb the golden elixir in your body as well!"

After a successful attack, Shi Lanxin jumped up from the ground and quickly headed in another direction.

When the eel spirit saw this, it first looked at where Xiao Jingsheng was, then looked at the direction where Shi Lanxin disappeared. After comparing Xiao Jingsheng's foundation-building cultivation, it finally rushed towards Shi Lanxin's direction.

On the other hand, Xiao Jingsheng looked at the inner armor in his hand, which still faintly exuded the faint scent of coconut milk, and the warmth that continued to come from the palm of his hand. His face was a little strange: "Just took it off?"

At this moment, Xiao Jingsheng's arm, which had been twisted into a knot, had somehow recovered...

Thanks for the 2 monthly tickets from Liu Xinci and the 1 monthly ticket from Hao Zhidi!

(End of this chapter)