This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 10 Chapter 10 Zai tragically lost his real name, and from then on he was Ye Mingyu...
10
【Zai, there’s something wrong with you】
[Zai, what's wrong with you? How do you know about the traveler?]
[Xiao Qi was talking nonsense in front, and Azai was cooperating perfectly in the back]
[God damn, I'm looking for my long-lost brother hahahaha]
[Traveler, Traveler! Is there an origin in Zai's world? ]
[It’s true that it’s from outside the world, but hahahaha]
Li Xiaoqi bent over to hide his surprised expression.
She stood up straight, not daring to look at Dazai Osamu, for she was afraid that if she did, she would not be able to help but ask him, "How do you know about the traveler!"
The family was shocked!
If he hadn't played Genshin Impact, how could Dazai Osamu say that?!
Li Xiaoqi quietly glanced at the live broadcast interface, sweating profusely under Xia Yujie's gaze.
In the live broadcast interface, Dazai Osamu's face was serious, and he looked at her with subtle pity, as if silently telling her that she was a poor child looking for her lost brother.
Okay, okay, the next Best Actor will be you.
The three of them had a thousand thoughts in their minds, totaling twenty-four hundred.
Just when there was silence, a voice rang out.
"Oh, I'm enjoying my meal."
Gojo Satoru, holding a bottle of drink in his hand, staggered past the cursed spirit and came to Geto Suguru.
He looked left and right, and his sights fell on the wind slime in mid-air.
Gojo Satoru jumped up, grabbed the slime in a few seconds, and walked quickly towards Geto Suguru.
"This doesn't seem to be a curse spirit, what is it?"
He showed a look of pleasure, and his five fingers felt the elasticity of the slime's body and rubbed it back and forth.
"Jay, what's wrong?"
Gojo Satoru placed the slime on his fingertips and spun it like a basketball.
Whirlpools appeared in the wind slime's eyes and tear bags appeared in the corners of its eyes.
Geto Xia Yu came back to his senses and greeted Gojo Satoru, "Satoru, you're here."
“Satoru…?”
Seeing Gojo Satoru having fun with the green thing, his eyelids twitched, "What are you doing?"
The wind slime flew into the air dizzy, spun around, and then disappeared.
The comments started to get exciting, and the number of people watching the live broadcast began to increase, with nearly a hundred more people than last time.
In the live broadcast room with more than 200 people, the barrage of comments at this moment was like a water army, flying by in a flash, and some people even began to explain the current situation to the new viewers.
What kind of livestream is this? Here's a brief introduction before you enter.
[Gojo Satoru!!! And Slime? ? ]
[I woke up from my nap and saw Gojo Satoru playing basketball with a wind slime]
[Sure enough, the world is a primitive]
【Wind Slime——】
Li Xiaoqi, who was used to watching videos with barrage of comments, almost became fascinated by the comments at this moment.
Xia Yujie saw Li Xiaoqi staring at the air in a daze, with a curious look in his eyes.
He followed Li Xiaoqi's gaze and could only see the fallen vending machine.
"Is there anything there?"
Dazai Osamu sighed almost inaudibly, raised his hand to hold Li Xiaoqi's shoulder, and said to Xia Yujie: "She was just scared by the cursed spirit."
Li Xiaoqi came back to his senses, turned to look at Dazai Osamu, then set his gaze on Geto Suguru, and laughed awkwardly twice.
Seeing this, Xia Yujie looked at her pale face and realized that what she said was true.
“Eh—”
Gojo Satoru showed a regretful look, "I haven't had enough fun yet."
Xia Yujie raised his hand to support his forehead, "Wu, this is a creature of unknown origin."
Gojo Satoru shook his head and smiled, "Anyway, it's harmless... Isn't this Miss Qi, the Ice Crystal Snow·Diewu·? "
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he immediately retorted: "Please call me Xiaoqi, thank you."
Gojo Satoru ignored him and said, "You are so brave to tease Jie in public."
He looked Li Xiaoqi up and down, then said, "Were you attacked? Are you okay?"
These caring words were spoken in a joking tone, with a hint of gloating.
Li Xiaoqi: "...still alive."
Dazai Osamu spread his hands and complained, "Yeah, I almost became the food of the cursed spirit, it was a close call~"
Gojo Satoru groaned and stroked his chin. "It's really not easy to hold on until Jie arrives. Do you have any special abilities?"
"Like the strange creature just now?"
Xia Yujie sighed helplessly and said, "Satoru, isn't that what I'm asking?"
He repeated what he heard to Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru was stunned after hearing this, until he finished the drink in his hand and the straw made a sizzling sound.
Xia Youjie frowned slightly and leaned closer to Li Xiaoqi.
"Traveler? Out of this world? That's ridiculous. Are you trying to trick me with some game setting?"
Li Xiaoqi swallowed nervously and looked at Xia Yujie in front of him, but in fact his eyes were once again fixed on the live broadcast interface behind him.
[I'm pushing everyone to stand together! This scene is so sad, I have no regrets in my death, my family.]
This development is quite interesting.
[Xiao Qi is so socially awkward again, 5t5 is so mean, he even pronounced the host's full name, hahahaha]
[I'm late. I saw the slime from Teyvat appear in Gojo Satoru's hand.]
[It is indeed the game setting, hahahaha]
[I started sweating profusely after bringing Xiaoqi into the picture]
[Xiao Qi, why don't we just use Yingmei's excuse? We are indeed travelers after all!]
Li Xiaoqi seemed to be grasping at a lifeline, his expression sincere, "I'm not lying to you, I really am a traveler."
To be honest, according to the system's tasks, she is indeed a traveler.
"The creature just now is called Wind Slime, and it comes from a world called Teyvat."
Suddenly, Gojo Satoru burst into laughter.
He held his belly, laughing until tears rolled down his cheeks. "Slime, she said it was slime—"
Seeing Gojo Satoru laughing carelessly, Li Xiaoqi's forehead jumped up and she grabbed his collar and pulled him over, "That's a wind-attributed slime. Didn't you say it wasn't a cursed spirit?"
Gojo Satoru paused and finally shut up.
He spread his hands and said, "That's right."
Li Xiaoqi let go of his hand and glared at him angrily.
Seeing that Li Xiaoqi's expression did not seem fake, Xia Yujie frowned even deeper.
"According to what you said, then tell me how you came here from the so-called other world, and what happened to your brother that caused him to be separated from her?"
Gojo Satoru stopped laughing and his expression became much more serious.
Li Xiaoqi's heart sank, and he pursed his lips nervously at Gojo Satoru's scrutinizing gaze.
Dazai Osamu looked at her sideways, waiting for her to speak.
Suddenly, the system's warning sounded in their minds.
"Attention, the anchor cannot reveal the existence of the system and the live broadcast room. Otherwise, it will be considered a mission failure and will be eliminated."
The emotionless cold words were like a sharp knife, piercing deep into the heart.
Li Xiaoqi closed his eyes and could only modify and polish the story at the beginning of the game and tell it slowly.
"You mean, you and your brother went to a world called Teyvat. Upon entering that world, you were stopped by the god called Heavenly Principle, who took your brother away. Then you embarked on a journey through that world, searching the five nations of Teyvat. At the end of your journey, you found Heavenly Principle and your brother. Then you went on to the next world, which is this place? Before leaving, you signed a contract with the god of Teyvat, allowing you to summon all of Teyvat's creatures to protect you?"
Geto Suguru extracted and integrated the key information and repeated it again.
Dazai Osamu pursed his lips slightly, his mouth corners tightened, and a smile flashed in his eyes.
After Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, he saw that Dazai Osamu seemed to be about to laugh, so he quickly pulled his clothes.
Don’t laugh!
This guy really knows Teyvat!
Dazai Osamu looked over, coughed lightly, and responded vaguely.
"Yes."
Li Xiaoqi listened, not knowing whether he was answering the doubts in his heart or confirming Xia Yujie's words.
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru looked at each other and shrugged.
"What about your brother? Could it be..."
Geto Suguru looked at Dazai Osamu silently.
Li Xiaoqi nodded very quickly and said, "Yes, that's him."
Dazai Osamu cooperated very well and raised his hand to pat her head affectionately.
"I'm not a good brother to make my sister worry."
He relaxed his expression and softened his tone, acting like a gentle brother.
Li Xiaoqi almost got goosebumps when he saw it.
Gojo Satoru tilted his head, his eyes scanning the bandages on Dazai Osamu's face, puzzled. "But even though you have the same hair color, you don't look alike at all, and your names aren't in the same style either. It's obvious that this person's name is Japanese, right?"
"Or did you choose this yourself? Just like you, you named yourself Nana."
"Forehead……"
Li Xiaoqi hesitated for a moment, then said stubbornly, "Yes, actually my brother's real name is Ye Ming Yu Xuan Tom Su Zhi."
After saying that, she bit her lower lip tightly, for fear of laughing out loud.
Then everyone was quiet for a few seconds.
Dazai Osamu looked shocked: "???"
Li Xiaoqi raised the corner of his lips and patted his shoulder, "We are brother and sister, so naturally our names are similar, right, brother?"
Osamu Dazai: "..."
The corner of his eye twitched, and he hesitated to speak, unable to utter a word to refute.
“Hahahahahahahaha——”
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru burst into laughter.
Laughing along with them were the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Ding! Streamer Dazai Osamu has changed his nickname to Ye Ming Yu Xuan Tom Su Zhi. The nickname has taken effect."
As soon as the system finished speaking, the name below Dazai Osamu's avatar in the upper left corner of the live broadcast room suddenly became much longer.
[Hahahaha! Holy crap, Xiao Qi is amazing. He can even force this.]
[Laughing so hard that his stomach hurts, Zai tragically loses his real name, and from now on he is Ye Ming Yu Xuan Tom Su Zhi]
[Not being able to reveal the existence of the system is really an unfair clause. Xiao Qi had no choice but to use the traveler's story, but why is it so funny, hahaha]
【Zai: A sister out of nothing?】
As if realizing that laughing at someone's name was impolite, Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru suppressed their laughter and straightened their expressions.
Xia Yujie suppressed his laughter and said, "Then how about this? As long as you summon a creature like the one you just did again, I will believe you."
"ha?"
Li Xiaoqi said in disbelief.
After completing the deadly task in the live broadcast room, they only had one draw after getting it. They only completed it twice, so they only had two draws left!
Once used, it’s gone!
“Not impossible.”
Osamu Dazai replied.
Li Xiaoqi immediately looked at him and winked at him.
No, what if you encounter a cursed spirit again?
Dazai Osamu: Do you think you can draw a good character in the next draw?
Li Xiaoqi covered his heart with his hands, showing a painful expression.
“…Go ahead.”
Dazai Osamu's eyes flashed, and he put his index and middle fingers together and drew a line in front of his body.
"call!"
Along with the sound of gold coins scattering, a golden light fell from the sky.
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru opened their eyes wide with expressions of surprise and astonishment.
The golden light dissipated and a flash of fire appeared.
Li Xiaoqi clenched his five fingers, and the moment he saw the fire, his face lit up with joy.
"Mond Diluc...tsk."
Under the firelight, there was a fire-type deceptive flower swaying its body.
She raised her hand to her forehead and suddenly felt that the future was dark.
It’s better for Dazai Osamu to be the one and not the other than for both of them to be the one and not the other!
The corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched slightly, and his forehead jumped.
“Tsk.”
This familiar, irritable sound was as if he had drawn the card crookedly many times before.
Li Xiaoqi said woodenly: "It seems that your luck is not that good either."
She suddenly remembered the newbie named Hard Tofu whom she had brought up. She was an Sakura girl who played on the national server and was an overseas student. Like her, she liked to read comics. She could only get a up character on her account after every guaranteed draw.
The Deceptive Flower opened its petals, puffed up its body, and fired cannons at the Cursed Spirit one after another.
The insect-shaped cursed spirit that was still gnawing dropped the last bit of its first-level cursed spirit tail and was summoned back by Geto Suguru.
The remaining tail caught fire and soon turned to ashes.
Seeing that its goal was achieved, Pianpianhua shook its petals twice at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu and disappeared.
Gojo Satoru exclaimed in surprise this time, "You're not cursed spirits, are you really from another world?"
He looked left and right, up and down, as if he wanted to see through Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, and sighed repeatedly.
Xia Youjie scratched the back of his head and looked at Li Xiaoqi, "I'll reluctantly believe what you said, but what does this have to do with the prank on me?"
Li Xiaoqi's body stiffened, and he was sweating profusely again as Xia Yujie stared at him.
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