My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai
This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System."
One day, Li Xiaoqi transmigrated and was bound to a live streaming system, which even came with a partner. She took one look and realized, 'Good heavens, my partner is Boss Dazai!'
The system stated that during the live stream, questions and options would randomly pop up. The streamer had to choose the option that appeared most frequently in the bullet comments and perform the action within one minute, or else they would never be able to return home.
No matter which option she chose, it invariably led to social mortification. For example, when she first encountered Boss Dazai—
"The Port Mafia's leader is walking towards you. What do you want to do to him?" A. Say to him, "Handsome, how much for one night?" B. Pull down his pants. C. Rip off his bandages and use them as underwear.
Instantly, the screen was filled with option B. Li Xiaoqi's eyes went dark, and she felt her future was grim. "Ding! Detecting homologous energy, merger initiated. Live stream room merger complete. Congratulations to the streamer on acquiring a partner. Otherworld dungeon activated. Teyvat Combat System bound. Administrator June is at your service."
...What combat system?! Li Xiaoqi was greatly shocked. Among other things, the ridiculous tasks the system made her and Boss Dazai perform included—
The Gravity User transforming into a Yokohama Diva to fight Cursed Spirits, forcing Brain-kun and the Jujutsu High students to transform into Magical Girls to clear a dungeon, secretly farming vegetables on a plot of land in the Infinity Castle, becoming the Demon King's chef, and having Boss Dazai and Raiden Shogun cook, leading to the Upper Moons collectively suffering from food poisoning, and opening the Odd Jobs agency with Gintoki below the Armed Detective Agency building, causing trouble for both the Detective Agency and the Mafia...
When it was necessary to fight, the system would activate a gacha system, with a range that included all living beings from Teyvat. When encountering a Special Grade Cursed Spirit, Boss Dazai said, "Traveler, please draw a card." Li Xiaoqi drew a Hilichurl. She watched speechlessly as the Hilichurl went up and bonked it twice with its club.
When encountering an Upper Moon, Boss Dazai said, "Traveler, please draw a card. This time it will definitely work." Li Xiaoqi drew an Electro Slime. She looked at the Slime's squishy body and felt even more despair. Boss Dazai patted her head, comforting her, "It's okay, at worst, we die together."
When she discovered anchor points and treasure chests appearing on the road, and the system showed a completely black map, she finally understood. This was a cross-world adventure game live stream, and Boss Dazai was her Paimon.
Please note: 1. This is Xiaoqi and Dazai's otherworld adventure live stream. The live stream tasks will cause the characters to exhibit either perverse or comical OOC (out of character) behavior. 2. Includes Genshin Impact, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, Bungo Stray Dogs, Gintama, etc. 3. Genshin Impact's game settings will randomly appear in the worlds they travel to.