My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 11 Chapter 11 The so-called telling lies with open eyes.

Chapter 11 Chapter 11 The so-called telling lies with open eyes.

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Gojo Satoru smiled with his eyes curved, and pushed his sunglasses to the top of his head. His white hair was bent, and a few strands of hair fell down along his forehead.

"The chocolate Dazai-san gave me didn't have any other effects."

He said it casually, and couldn't help laughing when he thought of what happened in the cafeteria that morning.

"Jie, everyone is so happy when they talk about this."

The corner of Xia Yujie's mouth twitched, and he raised his hand to support his forehead helplessly, "So, as the person you are confessing to, you don't feel uncomfortable at all?"

Gojo Satoru spread his hands and said, "No, after all, I'm not the one who's embarrassed."

Geto Suguru's forehead jumped up and he slapped Gojo Satoru on the forehead.

Gojo Satoru felt pain and touched the back of his head, saying dissatisfiedly, "Tsk, so stingy."

While Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru were arguing, Li Xiaoqi secretly winked at Dazai Osamu.

Li Xiaoqi: Mr. Dazai, what should I say?

Dazai Osamu opened his lips and said silently: "Teyvat food."

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, and suddenly something dawned on him.

The plants and animals that grow in Teyvat, and the food cooked through recipes, have different effects, which can be divided into healing, recovery, attack or critical strike increase, physical strength increase, heat and cold resistance increase, etc.

"So, what's your answer?"

Xia Yujie turned his attention back to Li Xiaoqi.

Li Xiaoqi clasped his hands together, a look of guilt on his face. "I'm really sorry. Actually, that chocolate was a prank prop I brought from Teyvat. I wasn't paying attention when I left and took the wrong chocolate."

"The food produced in Teyvat has different magical effects, so... I'm sorry."

Those two chocolates probably have the function of marking. Geto Suguru is the target of the marking, and Gojo Satoru is the marked target.

"It sounds like the setting of a magical continent in anime."

Geto Xia Yu put his hands in his trouser pockets, with a puzzled look still between his brows.

He didn't understand why he believed what this woman said so much, but when he looked into her clear eyes, he felt that even if it was fake, there must be a reason behind it.

Her brother, on the other hand, looked much more dangerous.

Those dark eyes seemed to be wrapped in darkness and had not been illuminated by the sun for a long time. If he said that he had killed many people, there was no reason for Geto Suguru not to believe him.

Miss Xiaoqi, the younger sister, has a clean temperament and bright eyes, as if she has never seen blood, but her brother is the opposite.

He was distracted and had a guess in his mind.

Could it be that because his sister is naive, he, as a brother, blocked many disasters for her in order to protect her? That's why her body is wrapped in bandages. He must have suffered a lot of torture at the hands of that Tianli.

The sister who has been adventuring all the way to find her brother can still have such clear eyes. She must have met some good friends during the journey.

As Geto Suguru thought about it, there was more pity in his eyes when he looked at Dazai Osamu.

Dazai Osamu, who is regarded as a "good brother": ...?

Gojo Satoru pondered for a moment and asked curiously, "How did those two verify their identities in this world? Aren't they illegal residents?"

"No."

Dazai Osamu took the initiative this time, a slight smile playing on his lips. "As long as the world allows us to enter, we will automatically possess an identity the moment we arrive in this new world. To make our existence reasonable, the rules of the world will change accordingly, altering the memories of those connected to our identities."

Okay, okay, you are just like me, telling lies with your eyes open.

Geto Xiayou sighed, but didn't ask any further questions.

"There are so many strange things in the world."

The phone rang, and Gojo Satoru answered it. He looked at Geto Suguru, "Geto, the next mission has arrived, and this time, Nozomi is coming with us."

Geto Suguru responded and his eyes swept across the faces of Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi.

He took out a band-aid and wet wipes from his pocket and put them in Dazai's hand. "Treat your sister's wound well. It just looks serious, but it's just a scratch. It's nothing serious."

"As for the wound on your knee, there's a pharmacy over there. You can buy some medicine to clean the wound and bandage it with gauze."

Dazai Osamu nodded slightly and shook the Band-Aid in his hand, "Thank you."

After Xia Youjie finished speaking, he glanced at Li Xiaoqi, with hesitation in his eyes.

"Don't be afraid. I won't eat you. Just explain it to me."

He raised his hand and patted Li Xiaoqi's head, waved, and walked away side by side with Gojo Satoru.

Li Xiaoqi was slightly stunned and looked at his back in a daze.

Suddenly, a hand waved in front of my eyes.

"Why? You like that type?"

Dazai Osamu teased.

Li Xiaoqi chuckled and shook his head, "I just think Xia Yu-kun is very gentle."

"Mr. Dazai, you're amazing. You can come up with a trick quickly."

Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but admire Dazai Osamu. She couldn't come up with such a perfect explanation so quickly.

[Zai opened his eyes and lied hahahaha]

[It seems that Jay believes it a little bit. What on earth is he imagining? Hahaha, with such an expression, I suddenly feel that Jay is a bit naive.]

[Satoru himself doesn't care about these things, as long as he doesn't hurt the people around him...]

[Okay, okay, I really played Genshin Impact]

[Zai Zai, you wouldn't secretly play games while you're sleep deprived at Mafia headquarters, would you?]

[Woo woo woo, Jay is so gentle]

Barrages of comments flew by, and many gifts lit up special effects on the live broadcast interface.

Dazai Osamu took a quick look and then ignored it, with a rare look of uneasiness appearing on his face.

Suddenly, some comments discussing the changes in the gift list in the live broadcast room flashed by, but unfortunately neither Li Xiaoqi nor Dazai Osamu noticed it.

Li Xiaoqi narrowed his eyes and stared at the comments about Dazai Osamu secretly playing games in the dead of night. He turned around and said, "Mr. Dazai, you have played the game Genshin Impact, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't know about Teyvat and the different effects of Teyvat's food."

"Could it be that this game also exists in Mr. Dazai's world?"

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes, tore off the Band-Aid and wet wipes, and handed them to Li Xiaoqi.

"Yes."

He simply replied.

Seeing that he didn't want to talk more, Li Xiaoqi didn't ask any more questions. He just smiled and said, "That game is quite interesting. The plot is good, and the character stories are good too."

She first wiped off the dust around the wound with a wet wipe, and then put Band-Aids on the small scrapes on her elbow.

The knee injury was more serious and could not be treated with a Band-Aid, so I had to go to the pharmacy as Xia Yujie said.

Dazai Osamu waited patiently by the side, raised his hand to wipe the blood off his face, lowered his eyes and quietly looked at the red of his fingertips.

Seeing him like this, Li Xiaoqi tore off a Band-Aid and handed it to him.

"Your face, put some on it too."

Dazai Osamu blinked slowly, then suddenly raised the corners of his lips and said thank you.

Li Xiaoqi was a little confused and didn't know what he was happy about.

"I don't know what level you've reached."

She turned on the front camera of her phone so that Dazai could see the location of the wound on her face.

Dazai Osamu leaned over, turned his face to the side, and pressed his slender fingers on his face.

Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu putting a Band-Aid on his phone and suddenly felt that he was more approachable.

Maybe it was because the leader of the mafia in this port was playing the same game as her, even though they were from two different worlds.

"I previously brought a newbie into the game. Her name is Hard Tofu. She's a fan of yours. We'll talk about..."

Li Xiaoqi suddenly opened up, then paused mid-sentence. "We were talking about some daily trivia. She's a very cute Japanese woman, and she's really good at gaming. When I first started coaching her, I didn't even know where to find the materials for Razor's breakthrough, but later she was able to deal the highest nuclear explosion damage on the entire network. I'm really ashamed of myself."

Dazai Osamu's body stiffened, and he stood up straight as if nothing had happened.

“…I see.”

Li Xiaoqi noticed his discomfort and thought he was being too abrupt.

"Sorry, did I say too much?"

"No, let's go to the pharmacy. Your wound needs to be treated."

Dazai Osamu grabbed Li Xiaoqi's wrist and strode forward.

Li Xiaoqi was caught off guard and staggered. The pain in her foot made her frown.

[Zai, Xiaoqi is injured, don't walk so fast]

[I also want to be held hand by Zaizai! ! ! ]

[Hiss, is it my imagination? Why does it feel like Zai's expression is a little unnatural when Xiao Qi mentions her newbie?]

[I bet a bag of spicy strips, hard tofu is a rip-off]

[sos, I've already imagined a fanfiction where a game suddenly pops up on the phone of the 2D male protagonist, and he meets the female protagonist in the game. The two of them become gaming partners, and then this and that happens, and they discover they're not even in the same world. JJ definitely has such a setting.]

[So, in this game, Jae is... a shemale?]

【???】

The comments in the barrage became increasingly outrageous, and Dazai Osamu's face began to stiffen.

Li Xiaoqi covered his stomach and laughed out loud, saying, "No way, no way, Hard Tofu's tone of voice is so cute, how could it be Mr. Dazai?"

"No way, no way, how can I possibly dress up as a girl in a game?"

Dazai Osamu retorted immediately, speaking very quickly.

Li Xiaoqi blinked and felt that Dazai Osamu was inexplicably excited, and his gaze was also focused on the distance.

Dazai Osamu could almost hear him exhale. He suddenly stopped, squatted down, and motioned Li Xiaoqi to climb onto his back.

“…Come up.”

"Your feet must be very uncomfortable."

Hearing his words, Li Xiaoqi was in disbelief, and his attention immediately shifted from his face to his back.

"No need, let's just walk slowly."

Although someone could carry her to the pharmacy to save her from suffering, the live broadcast had not yet ended and with so many eyes watching, she really didn't want to attract hatred.

Dazai Osamu stood up silently without forcing himself.

"All right."

He curled his lips and turned to walk out of the parking lot.

Dazai Osamu deliberately slowed down his pace and walked beside Li Xiaoqi.

The mottled shadows of the trees fell on his face. Li Xiaoqi looked up at him and thought the sunlight falling on his eyelashes looked very beautiful.

"Just now during the battle, the system opened the world map."

Dazai Osamu suddenly spoke.

Li Xiaoqi suddenly came back to his senses, "Well, that's it..."

She summoned the map, and a rectangular screen gleaming with a light golden sheen appeared.

A black fog spread across the screen, and nothing could be seen. Only two triangular blue icons were moving slowly on the map.

"Ah... why is everything black?"

Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched and he said helplessly.

Dazai Osamu pondered for a moment, pointed at the triangle icon above and said, "This should be our location. Look here."

Li Xiaoqi narrowed his eyes and saw an "x" with a chain pattern in the upper right corner of the triangle icon.

"What's this?"

The moment she asked the question, a countdown appeared above the "x" symbol, and it began counting down to exactly eight hours.

"The initial exploration point of the map will be unlocked in eight hours. Please go to the starting point the next day. Curious viewers, don't worry, we will share the details live."

As soon as the system administrator June's voice fell, the two big trees at the entrance of the commercial street outside the parking lot attracted the attention of Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

There are three orange fruits growing on the big tree. The fruits are pointed at the top and round at the bottom, and they are shining with a faint light.

"Sunset fruit?!"

Li Xiaoqi exclaimed in surprise.

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