My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 179 Chapter 179 "Do you love me or Chuuya...

Chapter 179 Chapter 179 "Do you love me or Chuuya...

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Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched. "Confession mode?"

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he took out a bouquet of snapdragons from his backpack and stuffed it into Elder Geta's hand.

"Since it's a confession, how can we not include flowers that represent romance?"

Gojo Satoru was silent for a few seconds, then pointed at the snapdragon, who looked as if he was about to die, and grumbled, "Is this romantic?"

He groaned for a moment, and his body disappeared in an instant before reappearing, holding two unconscious guards in his hands.

"Okay, solved."

After saying that, he also gave Elder Xia Yu a thumbs up, "Jie, your body has quite a lot of functions, and it even has a confession mode."

Geto Summer Oil: “…”

He wanted to curse, but he couldn't speak on his own at that moment.

Zhongyuan Chuuya looked at it and took a deep breath in his heart.

"Your strength is too terrifying."

He squeezed out a word from his throat.

Gojo Satoru shrugged slightly and said, "What's the big deal? I'm not your enemy anyway."

"Well then, please, Chuuya-kun, open the door to the chief's office for us."

Dazai Osamu said in an aria tone.

So Nakahara Chuuya's body was out of control again, and he carried Dazai Osamu on his shoulders and walked to the door of the leader's office.

"Boss, I have something important to discuss with you."

Nakahara Chuuya felt his body unconsciously raise his hand and knock on the door three times.

After receiving a response from inside, the door opened.

At this moment, the light poured into the dim corridor, stinging Zhongyuan Chuuya's eyes.

A stream of air blew by, and a figure rushed in in an instant.

The next second, words came out that shattered his three perspectives.

"Ah—dear Mr. Mori, I finally see you!"

"Ah, Mr. Mori, I've liked you for a long time... I'm giving myself to you as a gift. Come and have a baby with me."

"Boss, let's go..."

In a trance, Zhongyuan Zhongye could only try his best to remind him in this way.

Is this really an open anchor?

He couldn't help but doubt in his heart, and at the same time he doubted Li Xiaoqi's taste even more.

Boss is obsessed with young girls——

Miss Nana, please wake up!

Zhongyuan Zhongye didn't know why he had such an idea. If he wasn't tied up with ropes, he would probably rush up and ask Li Xiaoqi if her brain was eaten by snapdragons.

Wait, he must have been hanging around these people for too long and his mind is not right anymore!

Nakahara Chuuya couldn't help but tremble all over and shook off the strange thoughts in his head.

Even if the boss is obsessed with young girls, he is still a boss worthy of respect.

*

Mori Ogai and Alice stood there in a daze, the black tea under their feet soaking the carpet, and the exquisite European teacup hit the corner of the desk, making a slight noise.

Li Xiaoqi sat on Elder Xia Yu's shoulders, and to be honest, it felt a bit uncomfortable on his butt.

Maybe it was because of Strawberry Kitty's flexible physique that she didn't fall off his shoulders.

Dazai Osamu, Gojo Satoru, and Sakata Gintoki clasped their hands together, said "Excuse me", bowed, and straightened up.

Nakahara Chuuya's body was stiff, and he looked at everything in front of him with mixed feelings.

Perhaps because he was too shocked, Sen Ouwai did not respond.

Elder Getsu's mouth opened, and a pitch-black muzzle extended from it, aiming at Mori Ogai.

"If you don't agree, shoot."

A hoarse voice echoed from the room.

Mori Ogai shuddered and shivered all over.

"Ai, Alice-chan, when did I provoke this lady?"

Alice turned into a translucent mutant, her red dress turned into a nurse's uniform, and the paintbrush in her hand turned into a huge syringe.

Hearing the sound of hurried footsteps in the corridor, Sakata Gintoki was startled and quickly pulled Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru to run to Li Xiaoqi's side.

The next second, the dark red black beast turned into sharp strips of cloth and rushed in.

"Boss!"

Sakata Gintoki pulled out Lake Toya, and with a flash of his body, he blocked the Rashomon that was attacking Li Xiaoqi.

Suddenly, Rashomon turned into a huge black beast and quickly bit towards Li Xiaoqi.

Sakata Gintoki looked nervous and was suddenly pulled by Dazai Osamu.

Dazai Osamu shook his head slightly. Sakata Gintoki was stunned, then suddenly remembered something and released the strength of his arm.

Rashomon swallowed up Li Xiaoqi and Elder Xia Yu, and soon turned into white light and disappeared.

"No Longer Human?"

Mori Ogai opened his eyes wide with a look of surprise.

"I'm so sorry I'm so late—"

Motojiro Kajii rushed to the door, holding several lemon bombs.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Ozaki Koyo, Hirotsu Yanami, Higuchi Ichiyo, Tachihara Michizo and Gin followed closely behind and swarmed into the doorway.

Cold sweat formed on Moriogai's forehead. "How can there be two identical superpowers in this world?"

The surveillance section of the corridor was destroyed, but it happened that this section was not reported, so Mori Ogai was not aware of it.

Li Xiaoqi swallowed his saliva, met Mori Ogai's surprised expression, and shouted again: "Mr. Mori, do you love Nakahara Chuuya or me?"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the mafia who rushed in were stunned and almost tripped over the carpet.

Mori Ogai: “!!!”

Motojiro Kajii's eyes were dull and the lemon bomb in his hand fell to the ground in shock.

"He's actually the boss's suitor?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression was blank, and even the black beast that Rashomon transformed into had a dazed look on its face.

Ozaki Kouyo paused, a big question mark appearing in her head.

She glanced around and immediately noticed that Zhongyuan Zhongye was tied up with a strange rope, his body was stiff, his expression was stiff, and he seemed to be under control.

Higuchi Ichiyo's eyes flashed, and he took out his wooden gun and pointed it at Li Xiaoqi.

"Shut up! Boss doesn't like you. Boss likes little girls!"

The corner of Tachihara Michizo's mouth twitched, "Higuchi, is this the point now?"

Seeing that all the mafia didn't react, Li Xiaoqi quickly used magic.

"Ribbon Berry Check!"

She chanted a spell, and in an instant the office was covered in pink light, and everyone was wrapped in a pink bubble barrier.

Mori Ogai came back to his senses, frowned slightly, and forced a smile.

"Miss, please don't speak carelessly."

"and……"

"oh."

Li Xiaoqi interrupted coldly.

Mori Ogai: “?”

Li Xiaoqi turned around, saw the lemon bomb on the ground, and slowly curled up the corners of his lips.

She snapped her fingers and the lemon bomb exploded instantly.

The flames filled the entire office, shattering all the glass.

Coughing sounds rang out one after another, and the wind blew in from the broken window, carrying away the smoke that filled the room.

The carpet was reduced to ash and the ornate decor in the office is now pitch black.

The computer was burned to ashes and large areas of the wall were stained black.

Thirty seconds later, everyone recovered from the explosion.

"BOSS!"

Shouts were heard one after another, and the mafia ran towards Mori Ogai.

The golden rope on Chuuya Nakahara's body broke, turned into a point of light and disappeared, and he was finally able to move freely.

He immediately rushed towards Dazai Osamu.

Alice rushed out from the smoke, raised the syringe and stabbed it straight at Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru curled the corners of his lips and dodged the attack.

A golden Yaksha appeared in front of Li Xiaoqi, and the long sword transformed from supernatural power chopped down at him.

Li Xiaoqi jumped away instantly with the agility of Strawberry Cat.

The crisp sound of bells rang out, and she jumped lightly in the destroyed room, followed closely by the golden Yaksha.

Li Xiaoqi looked around and took out the magic key from his backpack.

Dazai Osamu was chased and beaten by Nakahara Chuuya, and he fled in a panic, not caring about others.

Sakata Gintoki was surrounded by Tachihara Michizo, Gin, and Hirotsu Yanami and could not get away.

Gojo Satoru stayed beside Geto Suguru, fending off Ozaki Kouyo's swordsmanship attacks and Mori Ogai and Akutagawa Ryunosuke's supernatural attacks.

Li Xiaoqi landed on the ground and held the magic key in front of his eyes.

Magic superimposed on magic, that should be possible!

"The key to the hidden power of darkness—"

A golden magic circle appeared under his feet, and air flow arose without wind.

The golden Yaksha did not stop its attack and chopped towards him.

A Clow Card appeared in Li Xiaoqi's hand, and he bent backward to avoid the horizontal strike.

The Clow Cards lit up, and she raised her hand and threw them into the air.

Li Xiaoqi tapped the bird-head magic wand on the card and muttered, "Sleep!"

The elf appeared with a magic wand in hand, flying around in the air and scattering starlight.

In an instant, all the mafia, including Mori Ogai, fell down with a thud and their eyes closed.

Gojo Satoru stopped dodging and whistled.

"Well done."

Dazai Osamu breathed a sigh of relief, but when he saw that his coat was dirty after being kicked by Nakahara Chuuya, he said dissatisfiedly, "Really, Chuuya is really stingy."

He searched around and found a complete marker from under the sofa. He walked over to Chuuya Nakahara, squatted down, and drew a turtle on his face.

Sakata Gintoki squatted down and patted Tachihara Michizo's face, sighing: "Magic is really useful."

"These people are very strong. I can't handle them all coming at me at once."

"Mr. Yin is too modest. From what I can see, your swordsmanship is the best among all the people present here."

A white light appeared on Geto Suguru's body, the elder's body disappeared, and he returned to his translucent form.

"Oh, what a shame, it's changing back so soon?"

Gojo Satoru said regretfully.

Geto Summer gave Gojo Satoru a look and said, "Satoru, I won't bring you dessert anymore."

Gojo Satoru's face stiffened, but he immediately smiled and said, "Oh, I was wrong. Please forgive me, Jie."

Geto Suguru snorted and ignored Gojo Satoru.

"Delete the video from your phone."

Gojo Satoru raised his phone with a smile and said, "Deleted."

Xia Yujie's mouth twitched, "I don't believe it, there must be a backup with Glass."

Gojo Satoru spread his hands, turned around and started whistling.

“Thump!”

"Congratulations, host, for completing option C. Next, please have Gojo Satoru, a member of the Mafia Exploration Team, complete option B—"Use the Armstrong Speed-Up Spinning Armstrong Cannon Upgrade to bombard the Mafia headquarters" and successfully escape during the chaos within the Mafia."

Li Xiaoqi was holding a magic wand. After hearing what the administrator Liu Yue said, he silently looked at Mori Ougai who was sleeping on the ground.

"...mafia, how pitiful."

"Chuya has been working overtime for a long time."

Dazai Osamu stroked his chin and said.

Sakata Gintoki mused, "How about I sing a song called Transformed into a Thousand Winds for them?"

Xia Yujie's mouth twitched and he said, "I don't think they are dead yet."

Gojo Satoru nodded and laughed, "What if I accidentally send Jie to reincarnation?"

Geto: "Just shut up."

"The anchor point is directly above the host's location. Pay attention! Directly above!"

Li Xiaoqi raised his head and the dark ceiling came into view.

“It really is on the rooftop.”

"All three hosts, please have Gojo Satoru execute option B immediately! The five-minute countdown begins—"

save!

Li Xiaoqi was startled and immediately grabbed Gojo Satoru's wrist, pointing out the window.

"Gojo-kun, is there anyone here?"

Gojo Satoru closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he pointed to the apartment building and said, "That's the only one where no one's moving."

Li Xiaoqi nodded, "That's it."

"Gojo-kun, please bomb that place!"

Gojo Satoru blinked slowly, raised his right hand, and gathered cursed energy at his fingertips.

"Is that so?"

Li Xiaoqi quickly slapped his hand away and said, "No, no, use this."

Sakata Gintoki took out the props from his backpack, placed them in the office, and pointed the muzzle out the window.

Gojo Satoru turned around as instructed by Li Xiaoqi and saw a cannon of indescribable shape.

The cannon almost occupied the entire office, and Li Xiaoqi, Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu were all squeezed to the window.

Xia Yujie recalled his heroic deeds on Leibo Street and felt ashamed.

“I never thought I’d see this cannon again.”

Gojo Satoru: "... Nana, are you sure?"

Li Xiaoqi blinked, and for the sake of his own and his companions' safety, he said affirmatively, "I'm sure."

"Do you think I'll let you do whatever you want?"

Mori Ogai lay on the ground, gasping for breath, resisting the overwhelming sleepiness and barely opening one eye.

After seeing the cannon that almost took up the entire room, he was silent for a few seconds and then launched an attack towards Alice.

He raised the corners of his lips, a red light flashed in his eyes, and a scalpel slipped out of his sleeve.

"Faced with the obstruction of the port mafia leader Moriogai, how should the three anchors respond?

A. Transform into a hellish mature woman and perform SM attacks

B. Give Mori Ogai the photo attack

C. Use Kakashi's classic skill, Thousand Years of Death, to attack.

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth, looked listless, and his soul drifted away with the words of the administrator Liu Yue.

"I'm a lady, damn it!"

Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, "Uh, Thousand Years of Death?"

Dazai Osamu, who didn't understand the meaning of the BC options, looked puzzled. "The first one is a sure kill for Mr. Mori, right? What are the other two?"