My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 180 Chapter 180 The Clothes-Taking Po Photo! Thousand Years of Killing! Hell...

Chapter 180 Chapter 180 The Clothes-Taking Po Photo! Thousand Years of Killing! Hell...

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[Oh no, shouldn't I choose A?]

【What I mean is, it is undoubtedly A】

[Although, Thousand Years of Killing is also fine]

[Hahahaha, Mr. Mori's chrysanthemum, dangerous]

What a terrible system!

[The photo of the clothes-snatching lady attacks. I feel like I saw that scene hahahaha]

[By the way, everyone is so keen on persecuting Mr. Mori]

As a fan of Odasaku, what can I say about him?

[Qiqi, be careful, Lao Sen is preparing a sneak attack!]

The comments on the barrage started to make their choices happily, and many people were gloating over what Mori Ogai was about to encounter.

Suddenly, some of the audience began to panic.

The sunlight shone through the broken window onto the scalpel flying in the air, and the tip of the knife quickly stabbed towards Li Xiaoqi's heart.

Gojo Satoru's eyes darkened, and he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it out.

In an instant, the scalpel deviated from its original trajectory and penetrated deeply into the wall.

Li Xiaoqi swallowed nervously, took a deep breath, and his eyelids twitched.

"The item 'No Longer Human Skill Experience Voucher' has expired and is no longer valid."

A reminder sounded in his mind, and Li Xiaoqi shuddered, feeling a chill behind him.

Dazai Osamu grabbed Li Xiaoqi's wrist and jumped to the side, avoiding Alice's sudden attack.

"I don't think your purpose is to come here specifically to make a passionate confession to me, right?"

Mori Ogai's face was gloomy, but a laugh escaped his lips.

"Although your methods are somewhat unusual, you are indeed capable people to have reached the top."

"They're using special methods to control Chuuya-kun. Do they know he's the organization's defense?"

While Mori Ogai was speaking, the administrator Juntsuki began announcing the voting results.

"The results of this vote are ABC. The three anchors completed their choices in this order."

"This execution will still be in the blind box matching format. Please ask the three anchors to choose a number from 1-3."

Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched as he looked at Mori Ougai who was trying hard to resist sleepiness and got up from the ground.

Dazai Osamu pondered for a moment, then excitedly shouted, "Then choose 2."

Sakata Gintoki put on an indifferent expression and yawned lazily.

“1.”

Before Li Xiaoqi could speak, the administrator Liu Yue made the decision for her.

"Then, host Li Xiaoqi will lie down in seat number 3."

She opened her eyes wide and complained in her heart.

System, have you transformed into a blind box system?

The system did not respond.

Mori Ogai stopped preparing to attack and was vigilantly guarding against the next actions of Li Xiaoqi and others.

He looked at the cannon, and a look of nervousness flashed across his brows for a moment.

Mori Ogai followed the direction of the cannon and saw the apartment building.

At this time, there was no one in the building.

Why would they, as invaders, point their guns in a direction where no one was?

Isn't their goal to destroy the port mafia?

Mori Ogai glanced at the faces of the intruders. One was a well-known sorcerer in the world of sorcery, who had nothing to do with the world of mafia. The other was a strange man with a black mask. His figure was extremely similar to someone, but his voice was so hoarse that it was difficult to tell his identity.

He met the man's iris-colored eyes and felt something in his heart.

Mori Ogai swallowed his saliva, and an absurd guess emerged in his mind.

He sneered and said, "That gentleman wearing a black mask gives me a familiar feeling."

Dazai Osamu curled the corners of his lips, raised his index finger and shook his head.

"Uncle, this pick-up line is too old-fashioned."

"That's right, uncle. Has your XP gone from being a little girl to being this perverted man?"

Sakata Gintoki complained with his dead eyes.

Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, and he glanced at Sakata Gintoki with dissatisfaction, "Mr. Gin, who is the pervert?"

Mori Ogai's forehead jumped up and he attacked the few people with a scalpel.

"Who's trying to flirt with you? My defense range hasn't changed."

Sakata Gintoki raised his knife and blocked all the scalpels.

"Pervert uncle, if you are tired, take a good rest."

Mori Ogai laughed out loud, "Pervert? Who of you guys is more perverted after breaking in here?"

Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki fell into silence, as if a sharp sword had pierced their hearts, and they were unable to refute it in an instant.

Gojo Satoru coughed lightly, "If I weren't a pervert, I wouldn't even be able to see your face, uncle."

Geto Xiayou watched from the side, taking advantage of the fact that no one else could see him, and chuckled.

Mori Ogai's mouth twitched. "Since you keep calling me uncle, don't you understand the principle of respecting the elderly and loving the young?"

Suddenly, the voice of Administrator June sounded again.

At this time, the magic effect dissipated, the Sleep Spirit of the Clow Card disappeared, and the effects attached to the mafia disappeared.

Sen Ouwai's body felt lighter and his sluggish body became much more flexible.

"Based on the matching results, please have host Li Xiaoqi perform option A, host Dazai Osamu perform option B, and host A Yin perform option C."

"Execute immediately. All three anchors, please act simultaneously."

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, covered his face and screamed.

"I don't want to!"

Mori Ogai looked at Li Xiaoqi strangely, with a puzzled look across his brows.

Seeing Li Xiaoqi's sudden reaction, Gojo Satoru joked, "It feels like you guys really don't treat us as outsiders anymore."

Dazai Osamu looked over and said with a smile: "Haven't you already guessed some things?"

Gojo Satoru widened the smile on his lips, spread his hands, and said nothing.

Li Xiaoqi was stunned and took his hands off his face.

From just now on, they did not hide their overly systematic interactions, and Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru did not raise any questions.

She watched their charades-like interaction and guessed that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru had probably guessed the truth, and the heaviness in her heart suddenly eased a little.

The mafia who were waking up slowly stood up with dazed looks on their faces.

Before closing my eyes, the chief's office looked like it had been bombed.

When I opened my eyes again, there was a cannon in the office.

The shape of the cannon was like two eggs and a sausage, and the mafia present looked subtle.

"What an obscene shape..."

Higuchi Ichiyo's face turned slightly red and he stammered.

Ozaki Kouye was stunned at first, but quickly reacted, "You want to destroy our base?"

She tried to lighten the mood and keep everyone's attention from being distracted by the strange cannon.

Despite this, the mafia took a while to come to their senses.

Who in this world could make a cannon into such an indescribable shape!

At this moment, the mafia including Mori Ogai showed such expressions.

Except for Nakahara Chuuya, he had already seen it.

“…”

So, in the quiet atmosphere, Nakahara Chuuya frowned, sat up from the ground silently, and walked quietly to Mori Ogai to be on guard.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke reacted and Rashomon turned into a cloth strip to cover Gin's eyes.

Li Yuandaozao suddenly took a step back and cast a horrified look at Li Xiaoqi and others.

"Boss, these people are too much!"

Mori Ogai took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

“…”

He opened his lips, as if to say something, then closed them again.

Mori Ogai looked around, his heart filled with conflicting feelings of fear and powerlessness.

For the first time, he felt physically and mentally exhausted before the battle even began.

Mori Ogai held a scalpel. In such a strange atmosphere, he didn't know whether to attack or not.

Alice floated beside him, holding a syringe and looking at Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and the others.

"M-Mr. Chuuya, I've been thinking about it, but I can't figure out their purpose."

Kajii Motojiro said dryly.

Nakahara Chuuya: “…Actually, I don’t understand either.”

Mori Ogai: “…”

Sakata Gintoki looked over with dead fish eyes and said with a smile: "What's the big deal? It's just an upgraded version of the Armstrong's accelerated spinning Armstrong cannon."

"Look, this one is much bigger."

He pointed at the muzzle of the gun and spoke calmly.

After hearing such shameless words, Guangjin Liulang coughed lightly and turned his head away embarrassedly.

"You didn't steal any intelligence, and you didn't kill anyone, yet you caused such a big commotion. Besides the damage to the base's buildings, nothing else was lost, and no weapons were stolen... You're truly unpredictable."

Ozaki Kouye frowned slightly and walked forward with a long sword in hand.

"Furthermore, that move just now put us all to sleep, and you didn't even use it to escape?"

A look of doubt flashed in Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes. The unprecedented situation made his brain calm down. He glanced at the cannon and looked at Li Xiaoqi with a strange expression.

Kajii Motojiro's voice trembled as he asked in surprise, "You guys aren't really going through the motions to confess your feelings to our boss, are you?"

Hirotsu Liulang raised his hand to his forehead and said helplessly: "Kajii, didn't you see where the muzzle of the cannon was pointed at?"

"That's the rest apartment for the cadres."

Suddenly, he looked puzzled. "There's no one in that apartment building right now."

Ozaki Kouye frowned and looked at Li Xiaoqi with an inquiring gaze.

Gojo Satoru couldn't stop laughing when he saw the mafia trying to make the atmosphere serious again.

"I'm telling you, you don't have to force yourself, really."

"Even if everyone comes together, they can't beat me."

Nakahara Chuuya hummed softly, clenched his fists, and his knuckles made a cracking sound.

"That's not necessarily true."

Dazai Osamu raised the corner of his lips and said meaningfully, "Just now, the famous Gravity Master was easily controlled by us."

Nakahara Chuuya's face stiffened slightly, and his expression twisted for a moment.

Suddenly, Li Xiaoqi felt that the clothes on her body changed instantly. The cute pink puffy skirt turned into a sexy tight leather jacket, and she held a long whip with thorn spikes in her hand.

She raised her hand and shook the whip in her hand.

“…Huh?”

Dazai Osamu looked to his side. Li Xiaoqi was wearing a leather suspender jumpsuit around her waist, fishnet stockings on her legs, and high-heeled boots on her feet.

He blinked slowly and felt his nose begin to heat up.

Sakata Gintoki glanced at him, his eyes wide open and his nose started bleeding bright red.

"Nana, I didn't expect you to have such a good figure."

Li Xiaoqi's face turned red, and he was about to refute, but suddenly he felt a shock all over his body, and his body was out of control again.

"Mr. Mori~"

She called out in a charming voice, and her high heels made a sound as they stepped on the ground.

Mori Ougai felt a chill and opened his eyes slightly.

Dazai Osamu felt a stack of books in his hand, looked down, and then quickly looked away.

Sakata Gintoki stared at his index and middle fingers, thought for a while, then took out a handkerchief from his arms and wrapped them.

Li Xiaoqi grabbed the whip and pulled it hard, making a buzzing sound.

She smiled frivolously and charmingly, and with her left hand threw a golden rope towards Mori Ougai.

Just now, a prompt popped up below the live broadcast screen.

[Ghost Lantern sends 100% obedient rope x1]

The rope attacked Mori Ogai at a tricky angle, bypassing the obstruction of Nakahara Chuuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and successfully tied up his body.

In an instant, Mori Ogai's hands were forced to be tied behind his back, the rope was crossed in front of his chest, and he knelt on the ground with his legs spread open.

!!!

Sen Ouwai looked at the shameful posture of his body at the moment, his pupils suddenly shrank, and when he thought of his subordinates being there, his face suddenly became angry and annoyed.

Dazai Osamu looked at Mori Ogai's appearance at this moment with cold eyes, and laughed twice with satisfaction and malice.

In his world, there are some things that Mori Ogai has not yet been able to implement.

But in this world, if Li Xiaoqi had not made arrangements in advance, that person would have already turned into a cold grave.

"boom--"

While everyone was shocked by Mori Ougai's posture, Gojo Satoru pressed the start button of the cannon with a smile.

In an instant, a powerful laser shot out from the muzzle, blowing the apartment building to pieces.

□□The sound of being whipped was heard, and Li Xiaoqi laughed heartily.

The Mafia wanted to stop this farce of insulting their leader, but they didn't expect Sakata Gintoki to take out the prop "Yamazaki Tai's Red Bean Bun" and throw it at the other party like throwing beans.

These red bean buns automatically tracked the mafia like tracking missiles.

Suddenly, all the mafia lifted one foot and placed the heel on the knee of the other foot, and suddenly started a cockfighting game.

"Yamazaki Tai's Red Bean Bun: After use, it will automatically attach to the enemy. The attached enemy will enter the cockfighting game state, and the enemy will be controlled for ten minutes."

There were bloody marks on Mori Ogai's back from the whip, and he bit his lower lip to prevent any sound.

Fortunately, his men were forced to immerse themselves in the cockfighting game, which was in full swing and no one looked at him.

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru looked at the chaotic scene in front of them, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they had a new understanding of the system.

The system is really scary.

"The dynamic CG - 'SM's joyful moments' has been created, welcome to purchase it!"

"Congratulations to the three anchors, all the options are complete!"

Dazai Osamu quickly took out the portal and connected the destination to the rooftop.

Then, his hands began to get out of control, and Duoyipo's photo album was thrown all over Sen Ouwai.

Mori Ogai looked up and saw the photos in the photo album.

The octogenarian struck a sexy pose, leaning against a tree and casting a seductive look at the camera.

In an instant, the pain in the body overlapped with the pain in the heart.

Unexpectedly, he felt a pain in his buttocks and a deep voice sounded from behind him.

"Thousand Years of Killing!"

Mori Ogai couldn't bear it any longer and cried out.

In an instant, the black building echoed with Mori Ogai's painful voice.

After a while, Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki felt that they had regained control of their bodies. Without saying a word, they immediately pulled Gojo Satoru through the portal and fled the scene.