This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 205 Chapter 205 (Revised) "Suck, suck, suck, be good, eat it...
205
Above, the airship floated in the clouds. Lightning streaked across the sky, casting shadows on the airship's coating.
There was a harsh friction sound on the deck, and there were dents everywhere.
There is a gorgeous European-style double sofa in the open space directly in front of the deck exit.
White hair spread out on the chair, and the white gown fluttered in the wind.
The man hummed a song and hugged the doll next to him tightly.
The doll wears a mask and a pale green dress. The lace at the bottom of the skirt overlaps with the flower-embellished skirt and touches the ground.
Her long black hair intertwined with her white hair, tangled in the wind.
In the lightning, the brooch on the puppet's chest gleamed faintly. Inlaid on the brooch was a green badge with a crystal-like luster. In the center of the badge was a heart-shaped symbol, and leaf patterns were evenly distributed around the heart, making it look like a plump peach.
The doll leaned weakly on the man's shoulder, lifeless.
The man leaned on the armrest of the sofa, a playful smile flashing across his amber eyes.
He looked at the three people fighting on the deck, picked up the red wine glass in a good mood, and took a sip.
“What a great stage play.”
"Are you right?"
The white-haired man looked back and smiled.
A figure walked out slowly, from the darkness to the area of chaotic light.
Copper-colored hair fluttered in front of her forehead, and her light brown coat fluttered in the wind.
"Oh……"
"That's right."
The man made an inviting gesture, stretched out his hands, and walked towards the puppet in a dancing manner.
The man grabbed the puppet's wrist and lifted it up.
The puppet's black hair hung down, and its head was propped up, its empty eyes beneath the mask staring straight at the man.
The man hugged the doll's waist, closed his eyes with an expression of enjoyment, and when he opened his eyes again, a paranoid look flashed across his face.
The white-haired man widened the smile on his lips and allowed the doll to be snatched away.
The man laughed and made the puppet dance like a waltz.
The puppet leaned silently on the man's shoulder, its black hair flying, and lightning exploded in its eyes.
"Boom—"
Thunder rumbled in the clouds, accompanied by the noisy and harsh sounds of fighting.
"You two are too laid back."
Francis' fists were wrapped in golden luster. He turned around and looked at the two men who were watching the show leisurely.
"I'm not some circus animal."
In front of him, Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke lay exhausted on the ground, looking at them in disbelief.
Blood splattered everywhere, Nakajima Atsushi coughed up blood and showed an unwilling look.
"Damn it... The Guild leader alone took all my energy, so how did those two men appear out of nowhere?!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke gasped and glared at Nakajima Atsushi like a devil.
"Shut up."
He looked over, and in his upside-down vision, the white-haired man had his hands folded in his legs, with a smile that could be described as elegant.
Nakajima Atsushi crawled up and looked at the man who was dancing with the doll.
"What did you do to Mr. Odasaku?"
In his sight, Oda Sakunosuke, who was also an investigator in the detective agency and taught him together with Mr. Dazai, was dancing with the devil.
That person is not good at speaking, and he would never smile like a clown like that.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke vomited a mouthful of blood and scoffed, "Fool, can't you see? That man has been possessed."
"What……?"
Nakajima Atsushi's eyes widened in surprise, his five fingers leaving marks on the deck.
The white-haired man did not speak immediately, but instead widened the smile on his lips. The mockery in his eyes, along with the lightning in the sky, reached Nakajima Atsushi's eyes.
"Oda Sakunosuke" turned around and came in front of Francis, and the hem of the doll brushed against Francis' ankles.
"Didn't we agree at the beginning? I'll take you to find the 'book'."
Francis took a step away in disgust, raising his hand to adjust the collar of his shirt.
"By the way, I'll take my partner, Mr. Nozomi... No, he should be called Adolf K. Weitzman now."
"Oda Sakunosuke" left Francis and strode to the white-haired man.
He let go of the puppet, letting it fall to the ground and curl up in a ball.
Then he saluted the white-haired man as a gentleman.
Luo Suo chuckled, a flash of lightning illuminating his face, "I don't know how to dance like a woman."
Oda Sakunosuke turned and sat next to the noose, "Don't be so narcissistic."
Nozomi picked up the wine glass from the table and gestured to "Oda Sakunosuke".
“It’s a pleasure to work with you.”
"Oda Sakunosuke" laughed softly twice, with madness flashing in his eyes.
"Soon, the guests we invited will arrive..."
The sound of clinking glasses could be heard, and a creaking sound like the wail of a whale could be heard from inside the deck.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly opened his eyes wide, coughed violently in his throat, and said in a hoarse voice: "That white-haired man is Adolf K. Weitzman?!"
Nakajima Atsushi was speechless. He had heard of this name before. It was the king of the sky who had never appeared before - the Silver King.
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"Viewing complete. This is the summary of the Whale Dungeon."
Administrator June's words came out of the void.
In the black space filled with bright green data streams, the huge screen was turned off.
Many words flashed across the virtual screen floating in the air.
【!!!!!!】
[Mushiki, what are you doing with Odasaku's body! ! ! ]
[Damn it, you noose, let go of Xiaobai's body——]
[Noose, you die! Colorless, you die!]
[Woo woo woo, Dun Dun and Jie Jie]
[Oh my god, this is a body swap instance now. The villains here, including Odasaku and Haku, have had their bodies swapped.]
Where is Odasaku's soul? Is it still in his body or has it been replaced?
[Whale Dungeon——System, what are you doing?!]
[No, has anyone noticed? The emblem on that doll's chest is the Grass God's Eye.]
Li Xiaoqi blinked his eyes to reduce the stimulation of the light in front of his eyes as quickly as possible.
She glanced at the live broadcast screen next to her and was slightly stunned when she saw the words "Eye of the Grass God".
Li Xiaoqi did not forget that he had forgotten some of the settings and plot of the original god.
She quickly adjusted her mindset and focused her current energy on the system's so-called whale script.
Next to him, Sakata Gintoki pulled up his pants and finally put them on with a twitch of his lips.
"Hey, can you please not do this when I'm in the bathroom?"
"Ah Yin, I have a weak heart and can't handle shock."
"I haven't had any strawberry milk yet! The sugar content in my urine is seriously low!"
Li Xiaoqi twitched his lips and said, "If the sugar level is high, Ah Yin, you should go to the hospital for treatment."
"Really? Life is all about enjoying life in the moment."
Sakata Gintoki scratched his hair, and the unfamiliar smooth feeling startled him, "By the way, I am a pool noodle now."
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki looked at Dazai Osamu who was silent, and raised their hands to pat his shoulders at the same time.
There was no expression on Dazai Osamu's face, like a wooden man.
The black in his eyes was as thick as ink, turbid and without any luster.
Li Xiaoqi lowered his eyes and used force to pry open his tightly clasped hands.
Dazai Osamu was stunned and looked at Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki in a daze.
"Don't worry, I won't let Mr. Oda be bullied like this. After all, I saved his life, and I can't let my efforts go to waste."
Li Xiaoqi said with a smile.
Dazai Osamu took Li Xiaoqi's hand in his and said, "You don't have to. This is not your responsibility."
"I……"
"Bang!"
Dazai Osamu was hit on the back of the head. He lowered his head and his hair blocked his vision.
Dazai Osamu cried out in pain, covering his head and looking at Sakata Gintoki.
Sakata Gintoki retracted his fist, laughed inadvertently, and showed a slightly funny smile.
"Oh sorry sorry."
"Gin, I hate this kind of tangled plot the most. Isn't that Odasaku your friend?"
"Even if he's a friend from a parallel world, you'd still want to save him, right?"
"Then go and save him. What's the point of talking about responsibility? We've been brothers for a long time."
"Really... In front of the system, there's no distinction between you and me. We're all fish on the same chopping block. If anything happens to you, we can't escape, and if anything happens to us, you can't stay out of it either."
"You've already seen it, haven't you? You're still acting so awkwardly. Are you a 15 or 16-year-old teenage girl?"
Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and said nonchalantly.
Li Xiaoqi laughed brightly and gave Sakata Gintoki a thumbs up.
“That’s right!”
Dazai Osamu shuddered slightly and chuckled softly.
He raised his head, his eyes red.
"Who's awkward?"
Li Xiaoqi nodded with a smile and raised his hand to stroke Dazai Osamu's head.
"It's not awkward, it's not awkward."
Sakata Gintoki patted Dazai Osamu's shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, after you're past the age that makes your dad worry, girls will be able to tell which one is which..."
With a snap, Dazai Osamu slapped Sakata Gintoki's hand away and said, "Can you please stop touching me with the hand you pick your nose with?"
Sakata Gintoki: “…Tsk.”
The next second, a green hole appeared in the void ahead, generating a powerful suction force that sucked the three people in.
Li Xiaoqi's body lost weight, and he closed his eyes and was pulled over by the air flow.
The bizarre vision quickly receded and was soon covered by white light.
The wind howled in my ears and the coldness invaded my whole body.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes again and saw the deck approaching him at an extremely fast speed.
Several people on the deck noticed something and raised their heads, looking stunned when they saw the three people falling.
"Bang--"
The sound of three landings was heard on the deck.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi blinked slowly, staring blankly at the sudden change in the situation.
Li Xiaoqi sat on the strong back. She lowered her head and saw her smooth and shiny long white hair.
The white-haired man turned his head away, his face full of pain from being hit on the waist.
Li Xiaoqi smiled and greeted him.
"Oh, a noose."
"haven't seen you for a long time."
"Have you found the prison gate?"
The white-haired man's pupils suddenly shrank, and the expression on his face began to crack.
"you……"
"It's you, why, why is it you again?"
He parted his lips and spoke through gritted teeth.
On the side, Sakata Gintoki got up from the ground and rubbed his fallen butt in pain.
Dazai Osamu squatted in front of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi, who were unable to move, and took out a skewer of wild mushrooms and chicken and placed it next to their mouths, "Suck, suck, suck, be good, eat it."
Li Xiaoqi heard this, and the corner of his mouth twitched, and he complained: "Are you feeding the dog?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke & Nakajima Atsushi: "..."