This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 209 Chapter 209 "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully obtained Douma...
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Li Xiaoqi stared at the black woolen mask for a few seconds, then quickly pulled it over and put it on his head.
She gave a thumbs-up and said, "Of course I'll join."
【Hahahahahaha】
[The system is so abnormal, I like it very much]
[From now on, you are called the Panty Commando]
[Shocked! Brother Zun's lifelong reputation has been ruined, and he actually led Wuluo to do such a thing!]
[Wumulu has fallen to this point, becoming a panty thief]
[Okay, okay, this is really a difficult mode.]
[No, Shinobu and Inosuke hahahaha]
[In my lifetime series, I can actually see the Demon Slayer Corps carrying cannons to kill demons]
The comments in the live broadcast room were very cheerful, and many people were laughing and talking so hard that they were bent over.
"I didn't know there were three more humans in my house?"
Douma's words rang out from outside.
Sakata Gintoki rushed out first, and Dazai Osamu followed closely behind, pulling Li Xiaoqi and running from the house to the corridor.
The snowflakes slowly falling in the air were melted by the flames.
Sakata Gintoki curled the corners of his lips, took out a lighter from his arms and played with it between his fingers. Flames emerged from the lighter and quickly spread throughout the courtyard, melting all the falling snowflakes.
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at Sakata Gintoki in surprise, with dead fish eyes.
This guy is definitely trying to be cool on purpose.
Shinobu Kocho and Inosuke Hashibira stopped and looked at the three people in surprise.
Douma glanced sideways, his fan returned to his hand, and frowned slightly. "That's interesting. When did the Demon Slayer Corps ever have the strength to invade right under my nose?"
“They’re dressed so strangely…”
Inosuke Hashibira held the Nichirin sword tightly in his right hand and a bazooka in his left hand, sweat dripping from his naked upper body.
Kochi Shinobu frowned, feeling a little strange when she saw the three men who suddenly appeared were dressed just like Western businessmen.
"The Demon Slayers are all wearing uniforms, but I've never seen this strange mask before. They look like gangsters..."
When Douma heard what Shinobu Kocho said, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Shinobu is amazing. I still admire him."
Suddenly, Shinobu Kocho's eyes became stern, and she immediately pointed the gun at Douma.
Flames lit up and the shells flew straight towards Douma's face.
Douma dodged easily and took a few steps forward on the corridor, and the shells landed in the house behind him.
There was an explosion, and a big hole was blown out in the house.
Douma didn't care about Shinobu Kocho and Inosuke Hashibira's weapons. Instead, he casually fanned himself and looked at Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu, and Sakata Gintoki. "They're not ghosts, but they have the ability to control fire. Could it be that you three are from the Space-Time Administration?"
Li Xiaoqi slipped and suddenly remembered the story he had used to fool them before. He immediately looked at Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki.
In a flash, the three of them understood each other and smiled sinisterly.
Li Xiaoqi stepped forward and said, "Since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you—"
"To prevent the world from being destroyed!"
She tidied up and turned around in circles.
Dazai Osamu took a deep breath and continued, "To protect world peace!"
He raised the corners of his lips and lifted the hair from his forehead.
"The evil that permeates love and truth—"
Sakata Gintoki raised his right hand and smiled, thinking he looked handsome.
"Cute and charming villains, Azun! Aba! Ayun!"
The three of them said their temporary names in unison, and finally turned in a circle in unison, with their fingers making an upside-down "7" and resting on their chins.
"We are a special forces team that travels through time and space. We have your panties!"
After Li Xiaoqi finished speaking, he bit his lower lip tightly and almost laughed out loud.
Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, and he muttered softly: "Why should I accompany you to act out such an idiotic drama?"
Sakata Gintoki crossed his arms and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, your panties are in our pockets."
Suddenly, Li Xiaoqi was extremely glad that he was wearing a mask so that others could not see the embarrassed look on his face.
"Fats?"
Douma's brain froze and his eyes slowly exploded.
Dazai Osamu laughed and explained, "It's your crotch bag."
In an instant, Douma's expression went blank, he covered his mouth and took a step back.
When Shinobu Kocho heard this, her ears felt hot and her eyes widened in disbelief.
Hashibira Inosuke, who more or less ignored common sense, opened his eyes wide, pointed at Li Xiaoqi and the other two, and said, "Where did you come from, Spider Spirit?"
"puff--"
Li Xiaoqi covered his lips and almost failed again.
Dazai Osamu turned his face away, his shoulders shaking.
Sakata Gintoki's eyes flashed, and he said, "Boys, go—take off his pants!"
After saying that, he rushed directly towards Douma, and at the same time reached into his trouser pocket and took out a medicine bottle.
Dazai Osamu pulled Li Xiaoqi forward, then he let go of his hand, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his wrist with a watch on it.
A slight sound of breaking through the air was heard, and the silver needle rushed straight into Douma's neck.
Douma was slightly startled, but didn't take it seriously. He said softly, "Blood Demon Jutsu, Scattered Lotuses."
He waved his folding fan forward, and a large number of ice petals instantly floated out from the tip of the fan.
The temperature of the surrounding air began to drop, but Li Xiaoqi remained expressionless. Flames ignited on his body, and the energy of a king burst out.
The oncoming attack was easily neutralized, and the silver needle pierced Douma's skin.
Douma frowned slightly and raised his hand to touch his neck.
Li Xiaoqi took the opportunity to jump in front of him, holding a piece of white tofu as hard as a brick in his hand, and hit Douma's forehead with a bang.
In an instant, Douma felt dizzy and couldn't stand steadily, as if he was drunk, and his eyes couldn't see clearly in front of him.
He wanted to mobilize the power of ghosts to use blood ghost magic, but his limbs had no strength at all and he couldn't use any power.
The magical power of fire, the ability to miraculously seal vampire magic...only beings outside of that world can do this.
In this world, apart from ghosts who possess special abilities, there is no one else like them.
"You actually really are from outside that world..."
Douma was filled with fear, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't see clearly what was in front of him. He felt as if his eyes were covered by a blurry bag and he couldn't see anything clearly.
"Conan's anesthesia watch x1 has been used."
"1 brick-sized firm tofu has been used."
"Ting! Using these two together triggers a hidden effect: forcibly controlling any enemy for five minutes."
Sakata Gintoki smiled triumphantly, stood in front of Douma with shining eyes, and squatted down in one breath.
With a whoosh, he squatted down and forcibly pulled Douma's pants down.
A cold light flashed in Dazai Osamu's eyes, and he mercilessly pulled off his crotch bag on the spot.
"succeed!"
Li Xiaoqi's eyes turned dark. He didn't expect that Dazai Osamu would lift up the white crotch bag. It was so embarrassing.
Suddenly, Dazai Osamu grabbed Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki and immediately moved away from Douma.
Just after taking a few steps, a burst of light appeared in the distance.
Li Xiaoqi looked back and saw a large syringe on Douma's head.
The syringe's entry was not beautiful, and half of it actually poked into Douma's head.
The syringe seemed to be covered with corrosive poison, and Douma's face was completely sunken, with no facial features left.
The next second, Shinobu Kocho leaped lightly into the air, landed in front of Douma, grabbed the syringe and pressed it.
All the purple liquid in the syringe was injected into Douma's body. In an instant, Douma's body emitted an unpleasant smell of burning flesh.
Soon, Douma's limbs seemed to melt and turned into a pool of blood that fell on the corridor.
Li Xiaoqi covered his mouth and nose and took several steps back.
Dazai Osamu pondered for a moment and whispered, "High concentration of wisteria flower poison. It seems you have learned it well."
Sakata Gintoki clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Wow, whoever shot that syringe had great aim."
Inosuke Hashibira flew forward, threw away the bazooka on his shoulder, and placed his two swords on Douma's neck that was being cut and sawed hard.
When his head hit the ground, Douma couldn't even see the person who killed him.
Li Xiaoqi blinked slowly, feeling that what was happening before his eyes was a farce, and suddenly looked at Dazai Osamu.
Dazai Osamu raised his lips and gave a thumbs-up, praising, "Nothing surprising. I taught the Demon Slayer Corps a lot of dirty tricks back then."
Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, and he silently moved away from Dazai Osamu.
Suddenly, a girl appeared in the courtyard and hurried to Shinobu Kocho.
"Master, the mission is accomplished."
Shinobu Kocho watched the murderer of her sister turn into ashes, and a happy smile finally appeared on her lips.
"That man is right. I don't need to fill myself with poison to feed him."
Butterfly Kanao nodded, "With that weapon called 98K, long-range attacks will be convenient."
"Thanks to their unique method of controlling Douma, I was able to seize the opportunity."
When Li Xiaoqi heard what Kanao said, he suddenly felt that the dimensional wall was broken a little suddenly.
OK, OK.
She could hardly help but applaud Dazai Osamu.
Shinobu Kocho looked over and fell strangely silent when she saw the cloth in Sakata Gintoki's hand.
"From what you said, it seems to be from outside this world... Anyway, thank you all for your help."
She bowed and expressed gratitude in her words.
Seeing this, Butterfly Kanao also thanked him awkwardly.
Inosuke Hashibira raised his two swords high and breathed excitedly.
The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned by this operation and couldn't react.
[Oh my god, he’s going to kill me right now?]
[Soon after Douma was released, his pants were stripped off and he lost his life]
[It’s so miserable.]
【Hahahahaha, you deserve it! 】
[I laughed so hard, this is the first time I have seen such a clean and neat ghost.]
[Wow, wow, it seems Zai put a lot of effort into laying the groundwork.]
[No matter how many tricks the prince has, the lord will accept them with a smile]
Lord: Hiding your merits and fame
[98k WTF!!!]
[What kind of out-of-this-dimensional talk is this, hahahaha]
[The previous training of the Demon Slayer Corps in the Woodcage Technique has yielded results, right? ]
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he quickly grabbed the clothes of Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki and quickly fled from the spot.
She ran hurriedly to the back of the house until she could no longer see Shinobu Kocho and the other two.
"Congratulations, host, you successfully got Douma's panties!"
"Next, please make your choice, everyone. Whose panties should the host take next?"
System, shut up!
You are really perverted!