This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 236 Chapter 236 Ah Yin: "Like a person's OO...
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A countdown is displayed above the Poké Ball that holds the Colorless King.
The Poké Ball only lasts five minutes, so the plan must proceed quickly without delay.
After combining the "disguise potion" and the "simulated corpse", Dazai Osamu held the transparent conical bottle, opened the cap and drank it all.
Sakata Gintoki looked at the simulated corpse on the ground. There was a name tag on the chest and the face was blurred and mosaiced.
The simulated corpse was only wrapped in a white bath towel, barely covering the key parts.
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he looked at the simulated corpse on the ground with a feeling of wanting to complain.
"How should I put it... It feels like a plastic model being insulted..."
Sakata Gintoki stroked his chin and agreed, "Indeed, it looks like something for people to eat."
Behind the two of them, Dazai Osamu covered his throat, fell to his knees, and retched in despair.
"It smells like shit mixed with blood, and mustard is added—"
"Yue——"
After hearing this, Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but retch because of the nausea brought by the words alone.
The live broadcast screen was filled with the word "vomit", and suddenly everyone became excited.
【Only three minutes left! 】
[How long are you going to be so carefree?]
[This is the fucking atmosphere of Gin... No, this is a live broadcast from another world.]
The audience began to urge them on, worried about the three people who were still complaining under such a tight time schedule.
Sakata Gintoki, feeling nauseous and retching, quickly planned to write on the simulated corpse.
“No markers…”
He was slightly stunned and murmured.
Suddenly, a virtual screen popped up above the simulated corpse, and blood-red text appeared on the screen.
Please write your name in blood.
Sakata Gintoki opened his eyes wide, a look of horror appeared on his face, and goose bumps appeared on his arms.
"It's so scary, like a curse..."
Dazai Osamu fell to the ground and struggled. During the struggle, his face, body shape and even clothes turned into Totsuka Tadara.
He lay on the ground, his face looking as if his brain had stopped working, and white foam was coming out of the corners of his mouth.
Li Xiaoqi raised his hand to support his forehead, looked up at the moon in the sky, and took a deep breath.
"I said, there are only two minutes left..."
Sakata Gintoki shuddered and dragged the simulated corpse towards the rooftop gate, preparing to hide it.
Suddenly, the white-haired boy lying on the ground woke up slowly. The first thing he saw was Sakata Gintoki's naked body with his facial features blurred out, walking towards the rooftop door with a gloomy face.
On the rooftop lay a young man foaming at the mouth, looking as if he had been poisoned.
The black-haired woman's hair was scattered, and the wind blew her hair, revealing her beautiful face.
She was wearing a green sportswear, with her hands in her coat pockets, and looked over slowly.
The white-haired boy's heart skipped a beat, his eyes turned white, and he fainted instantly.
"ah……"
"Passed out?"
“It seems so.”
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki looked at the boy who had lost consciousness again with a look of pity.
Dazai Osamu climbed up with a wooden face and wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth.
The three of them dragged the simulated corpse to the back of the gate and released the Totoro trapped in the Pokéball.
As soon as Juzuka Tadara opened his eyes, he saw a face exactly like his own and was instantly startled.
Sakata Gintoki covered Juzuka Tadara's mouth and said, "Stay here and don't make any noise."
Jutsu Tadara nodded blankly and fell silent as he looked at the simulated corpse at his feet.
He blinked slowly, the mosaic on the corpse's face reflected in his eyes, and looked at Dazai Osamu again.
"This is……?"
Li Xiaoqi said: "Don't worry, this will become your corpse."
Juzuka Tadara: “???”
Dazai Osamu smacked his lips and said quickly, "I'll tell you in detail later. Now all you have to do is shut up no matter what you see."
Without waiting for Totsuka Tadoroki's answer, the three of them quickly came to their original positions in the center of the rooftop and stood there.
Dazai Osamu put on a nervous expression and half-knelt on the ground.
Li Xiaoqi was holding a purple umbrella with the tip pointing straight ahead.
Sakata Gintoki drew out Lake Toya and made a blocking gesture, then moved his mouth and returned to a serious expression.
The countdown on the Pokéball on the ground ended, and with a bang, the Colorless King in fox form flew out of it.
According to the system settings, there is no awareness of the passage of time in the Poké Ball, and opening and closing it is a matter of a moment for the trapped being.
The Colorless King saw Li Xiaoqi and the others and asked curiously, "Why is there a frog missing?"
“…”
Li Xiaoqi pursed his lips and almost laughed out loud because of the words of the Colorless King.
Sakata Gintoki frowned and stared at the Colorless King without saying a word.
Dazai Osamu put on a weak expression and said, "Why do you want to kill me?"
When Li Xiaoqi heard what Dazai Osamu said, he wanted to laugh even more.
The white-haired boy woke up again, and the first thing he saw was a translucent fox floating in the air in front of him.
He was stunned for a moment, and his heart skipped a beat with fear.
The Colorless King quickly got into the eyes of the white-haired boy, picked up the wooden basket on the ground the moment he took control of his body, and fired at the three people.
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki deliberately jumped to the side to avoid the incoming bullets.
Continuous bullets bound the two men's hands and feet, and Li Xiaoqi opened the purple umbrella to block the attack.
Sakata Gintoki blocked the bullets one after another, aimed at the trajectory of one of the bullets, dodged slightly sideways, used the cover of his body to pretend to be shot, and fell to the ground.
The Colorless King raised the corners of his lips, a smug look in his eyes, and aimed at the stunned "Jisukuda Tadoroki" and opened his fire.
"Jushu Tadara"'s chest was stained red with blood, and he fell backwards with a look of shock.
The wind on the rooftop blew violently, and a huge airship flew slowly over the rooftop.
The Colorless King opened his eyes wide and laughed out loud while standing on the rooftop railing.
"It doesn't matter, as long as the ending remains the same."
"Juzuka Tadara, your fate ends here."
He looked at the airship and jumped off the roof.
“…”
The Colorless King left, and the rooftop was completely quiet.
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki quickly helped Dazai Osamu up, pinched his mouth open, and poured vegetable and radish soup and matsutake stuffed meat rolls into his mouth.
A white light flashed, and the wound on Dazai Osamu's chest healed as before.
"Oh my, this feeling of near death is really—"
Dazai Osamu's face was full of excitement and his spirits were high.
Before he could finish his words, Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki each slapped him on the head.
Dazai Osamu covered his head and complained dissatisfiedly.
"It hurts! Why are you hitting me—"
“Squeak—”
The rooftop door was opened, and Totsuka Tadorayo walked out with a subtle expression.
"Um... Miss Nana? Mr. Dazai?"
"Can you tell me what's going on? Why did it turn out like me?"
Li Xiaoqi was picking up the camera on the ground and checking the video content. Seeing that the camera recorded everything that had just happened, he hurriedly called Dazai Osamu over.
"Dazai, can you please delete these clips and only keep the scene where the Colorless King just came out? Keep the shot where the hatch is pointing directly at the camera, and then the shot where the camera falls to the ground after the hatch is opened. This is a good spot. It didn't capture the moment when we first arrived..."
Dazai Osamu made an "OK" gesture to indicate that it was no big deal, then took the camera and started tinkering with it.
Sakata Gintoki was watching from the side and was amazed at Dazai Osamu's inexplicable actions.
Jutsu Tadara's face stiffened, "Um..."
Li Xiaoqi looked at Shishu Duoduoliang and said with a smile: "Shishu Jun, you were killed just now."
Juzuka Tadara was stunned for a moment, a helpless smile appearing on the corner of his lips.
"Yes, if you hadn't appeared, I would have been a corpse."
Speaking of the corpse, he turned his head to look at the rooftop stairs, his expression twisted for a moment.
"Um...how do we deal with that?"
"Yes."
Sakata Gintoki walked over, dragged out the simulated corpse, bit his ten fingers and wrote Tohsu Tadara's name on the wooden plaque on the simulated corpse's chest.
The next second, Totsuka Tadoro watched as the simulated corpse, which was difficult to describe in words, turned into his own appearance.
His chest was stained with blood, and the corners of his lips were stained with blood. He looked like he had been killed by a wooden cannon.
Totsuka Tadara looked at Dazai Osamu who had turned into himself, and then looked at the corpse on the ground that looked exactly like him. If anyone suddenly broke in and saw this scene, they would be scared to death.
"Huh?"
Jutsuka Tadara was very surprised and asked, "Why did you become like me again?"
Seeing his dazed look, Li Xiaoqi explained, "Judging from the trajectory of this world, you are already dead."
"We have changed your fate of death, but we must bypass the rules of the world and make the world believe that you are dead at this time. Only then can we completely change your fate of death."
She looked at Tousuke Tadara and started talking nonsense.
Toushu Duoduoliang frowned slightly, thinking about what Li Xiaoqi said.
"Ms. Nana, are you saying that I must die once in the eyes of the world before I can be reborn?"
Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki's eyes lit up and they gave a thumbs up to Totsuka Tadara.
“That’s it!”
Jutsuka Tadara smiled and said sheepishly, "I'm so sorry for causing trouble to everyone."
"But why are you helping me?"
Dazai Osamu's expression was serious as he continued to talk nonsense: "Because you have the elemental power we want. The so-called elemental power is..."
Suddenly the phone rang, and Totsuka Tadoliang took out his cell phone from his pocket and looked at Li Xiaoqi and others hesitantly.
"My friend called."
Dazai Osamu's eyes flashed, he snatched Tosuke Tadara's phone and put on a sad expression.
He glanced at the live broadcast screen, and the audience typed in the words that Toushu Tadara would say before his death, even with expression explanations.
After saying that, Li Xiaoqi quickly took out the portal and pulled everyone off the rooftop, leaving only the simulated corpse with blood on its chest.
Coming out of the door, everyone appeared in a dim alley.
Juzuka Tadara shook off Sakata Gintoki's hand, anger appearing between his brows.
"Isn't this just teasing my friends?"
"If this continues, they will definitely go berserk."
"Respect him..."
He spoke hurriedly, with sweat appearing on his forehead due to his anxiety.
Toushu Tadara finally understood what was happening, feeling confused and a little annoyed at the same time.
Li Xiaoqi patted his shoulder soothingly, signaling him to calm down.
She lowered her voice and told the story of her fabricated identity as a traveler from Teyvat, then went on to say that it was three months later when she returned to this world.
By then, he was already dead in the eyes of everyone, and Wu Luo was doing his best to hunt down the murderer.