My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 242 Chapter 242 "We are going to the world of Wen Ye if line..."

Chapter 242 Chapter 242 "We are going to the world of Wen Ye if line..."

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In the pitch-black void, the comments that were originally on the live broadcast screen turned into strings of text that flew across the sky.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki clasped their hands, their mouths twitching, and looked at the barrage floating in the sky in silence.

All of this was presented in the live broadcast room, and many viewers let out sharp roars.

Ahh ...

【I knock, that's it!】

【Xiao Qi is Wendy's apprentice! 】

[It turns out our Qiqi was possessed by the system a long time ago, what a pitiful child.]

[Hahahaha Xiaoqi has spent a hundred years in Mondstadt and is now a grandmother (not really)]

【Xiao Qi is awesome! 】

[Hahahaha, since Xiao Qi is Barbatos' apprentice, he will also become a legend in Mondstadt.]

[Oh my god, Qiqi and Ying are so handsome!]

[And Qiqi and Qiqi's interaction! ]

[The part about fighting the demon is so cool! ]

[I'm so envious, I witnessed the birth of Xiao Ying CP on the spot]

[So, the distorted understanding of Teyvat is probably due to the aftereffects of having these memories erased by the system.]

[It turns out that fairy-like clothes were what Xiaoqi wore when she was in Teyvat, or it was Wendy who snatched them from Zhongli and gave them to Xiaoqi, hahahaha]

[I was wondering why Zhongli looked at Xiaoqi with a strange expression. I see.]

[Oh huh! The system has been upgraded]

[Oh my god, sending barrage bombs costs so much money, I gave up]

When will the blind cards be available again? I missed them last time.

[I bought that blind card, it’s super exquisite! ]

[By the way, when Xiao Qi returns to our world, will he be socially dead? Hahahaha]

[But by then I'll have to say goodbye to Gin and Dazai completely.]

【Yamete——】

[System, you've learned bad habits from the 3D operators and are even putting fashion items on the shelves (dog head)]

[Oh - you can choose to explore the world on your own. Looking at their expressions, they're definitely going to go to if and beat someone up hahahahaha]

[Of course, put yourself in my shoes, I'm angry too]

Countless comments flashed by, making it very lively.

"Why do we feel like we are trapped in the TV?"

Sakata Gintoki said embarrassedly.

Li Xiaoqi chuckled, "Of course."

The lost memory of a hundred years returned in an instant. She took a deep breath with mixed feelings, and a helpless smile appeared on her curved brows.

During the hundred years I spent in Teyvat, I didn't feel any special changes except that my state of mind became slightly calmer and my knowledge of combat and elemental power was richer.

She is still herself, and the current situation has not changed.

Suddenly, an orange light cut through the void and landed in front of Li Xiaoqi.

The light dissipated, and an orange eye of God floated before his eyes.

Li Xiaoqi's heart trembled, and he raised his hand to catch the Eye of the Rock Elemental God.

This was the Eye of God that Zhongli had given her, and it was also the Eye of God that had protected her in the Pure Land of Baalzebul.

Li Xiaoqi gently stroked the lines on it, turned around and handed it to Sakata Gintoki.

"Here."

Sakata Gintoki was stunned and asked in surprise: "Are you kidding me? This is a gift from Zhongli. Why are you giving it to me?"

Li Xiaoqi raised the corner of his lips and said, "Since it was given to me, I also have the right to give it to anyone."

"The elemental power in me is of wind attribute, not rock attribute."

"I think the Emperor probably knew what I would encounter in the future, so he gave this to me as a talisman."

"It has protected me for so long..."

"Mr. Yin, I am giving it to you now. I hope that when we return to our own world, it will be able to protect you when you encounter deadly danger."

"Take it as a good omen."

"That's proof of being a good friend."

Sakata Gintoki was slightly stunned, but when he saw Li Xiaoqi's determined eyes that would not tolerate any refusal, he chuckled helplessly.

"I see."

"Then I'll keep it for now."

He pinned the Eye of Rock Elemental God on his waist, and the Eye of God flashed with a faint glow.

"Let's go to the next world."

Sakata Gintoki spoke.

Li Xiaoqi nodded slightly and called out the system.

"In June, we're going to the world of the Bunno if line."

June, the administrator of the live broadcast room, is essentially a system-aware being.

When it was in Teyvat, it suffered a devastating attack from a higher-dimensional virus, but it was still able to retain a glimmer of life and develop into the current S-level system. In a sense, it is really amazing.

To be precise, it is now an S-level higher-dimensional virus.

But what is the purpose of these dimensional viruses? Do they rely on their hosts to complete tasks, or do they gain growth energy through other forms of equivalent exchange?

This is actually a race that survives in a dimensional space and time.

While Li Xiaoqi's thoughts were in a mess, a prompt box appeared in front of him.

"Do you want to use all the items in your backpack to transform them into time travel energy and travel to the world designated by the two hosts? Yes/No"

OK, OK.

All the items I've collected along the way... some of them are powerful and very useful.

For example, "book", and the eyes of God of each element.

Li Xiaoqi complained in his heart, complaining as usual about the system's occasional acts of taking advantage of others' misfortunes.

"How do you say that?"

Sakata Gintoki lowered his eyes and looked at Li Xiaoqi's profile. At this moment, her bright brown eyes were more calm, and her familiar temperament had not changed.

He curled the corners of his lips, feeling fortunate that Li Xiaoqi had not experienced anything bad in the continent of Teyvat.

"Of course I will."

Li Xiaoqi looked up into Sakata Gintoki's eyes and saw an inexplicably relieved expression on his face. He couldn't help but complain, "What kind of loving look is that?"

Sakata Gintoki coughed twice and laughed: "Nothing... Let's go."

He chose "yes", and the next moment white light enveloped his body.

In the white light, Li Xiaoqi saw him with a mischievous look on his face and blinked slowly.

"Beat that guy up."

"support!"

*

The white light dissipated, and Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki stood on a tall building, with the wind howling from the roof.

Pink petals floated past his eyes. Li Xiaoqi looked into the distance. The sea in the distance was shimmering with waves, and a group of seagulls were flying over the sea.

Five black buildings stand by the sea, towering into the clouds.

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and placed it on his forehead. The wind blew his silver hair, revealing his smooth forehead.

"By the way, have you seen this scene somewhere?"

Li Xiaoqi looked back at the rooftop he was on, mused, and said, "It seems to be the rooftop of the Armed Detective Agency."

Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, he put down his hand and said, "Another detective agency?"

"……Um?"

Suddenly, they both looked at a rectangular area on the rooftop that was enclosed.

This rectangular area is surrounded by stone bricks and filled with fertile soil.

There are lettuces growing on the soil, and even tomatoes growing on the poles.

"Huh?"

The two of them made surprised noises.

When did this detective agency start growing vegetables on its rooftop?

Click.

The door to the rooftop was pushed open, and the blond boy popped his head out. He was slightly stunned when he saw Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki.

"So there's someone here."

"Hey, are you the boss of the new office on the third floor?"

Kenji Miyano said this while blinking his bright eyes while wearing blue overalls and a white long-sleeved shirt.

He looked at the vegetable garden on the rooftop and ran over excitedly.

"It's growing well—"

Just when Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki were confused, the administrator Liu Yue spoke up to explain.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully reaching the H788 world. All the items in your backpack have been consumed."

"Ding Ding! The world quest 'Yojuwu Commission' has opened. In this world, anchors Li Xiaoqi and A Yin are the main members of the Yorozuwu office. You must successfully complete 100 commissions."

"Every time you complete 20 commissions, an anchor point will be refreshed. There are a total of 5 anchor points on this world map. Please actively complete the world quests, both streamers."

"After opening all anchor points and completing all world quests, the world exploration reaches 100%. The two streamers can return to their own worlds and distribute corresponding rewards."

A series of prompts rang in his mind. Li Xiaoqi looked at the empty backpack interface and sighed deeply, leaning against the wall exhausted.

Suddenly, Kenji Miyano looked over and saw the two people's distressed looks. He picked some freshly ripe tomatoes and handed them to them.

Li Xiaoqi looked at the bright red tomatoes and cast a puzzled look at Miyano Kenji.

Sakata Gintoki took the tomato, put it in his mouth and took a bite.

"Yes, very sweet."

"Right—"

Hearing the compliment, Miyano Kenji showed a happy expression and smiled brightly, "So, both of you should stop being sad. Everything in the world is so beautiful, and it's spring, the time for all things to grow. We should also be as happy as the flowers blooming."

Li Xiaoqi was stunned and laughed softly.

"Thanks."

"We are members of the Yorozuya on the third floor. My name is Nana and his name is Gin. Please give us your guidance."

She extended her hand and introduced herself gracefully.

Miyano Kenji held Li Xiaoqi's hand and said, "Miyano Kenji, I'm a member of the detective agency on the fourth floor. Please give me your guidance!"

"By the way, what is the main business of the Yorozuya?"

He blinked and asked curiously.

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and picked his nose, saying nonchalantly: "Well... it's just to complete the customer's request. No matter how big or small the matter is, as long as the customer spends money, I will solve the problem for the customer."

Miyano Kenji pondered for a moment and continued, "Can anyone be a guest?"

Sakata Gintoki looked into Miyano Kenji's curious eyes and said, "It would be best if it were an ordinary citizen. We won't accept any shady commissions from government officials."

"We are just ordinary citizens. Even though we are a jack of all trades, what we can do is still within the scope of the law."

When Li Xiaoqi heard what Sakata Gintoki said, he gave him an admiring look.

He is indeed a reliable adult!

He used a perfect excuse to deal with the boy's seemingly unintentional questioning, but in fact it was a prying attempt.

Miyano Kenji showed a look of understanding and put his hands behind his back, "I see, our detective agency is mainly responsible for solving big problems. Our business does not conflict with each other!"

After that, a bell rang.

Kenji Miyano answered the phone and responded happily.

"Understood, I'll go over now—"

Looks like a mission.

Sure enough, he said goodbye in a hurry and left in a hurry.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki looked at each other and sighed.

"Let's go down and take a look."

"Um."

As they walked down the stairs, a familiar virtual screen appeared before their eyes, on which was marked everyone's identity in this world.

World Identity Authentication

Li Xiaoqi: Employee of the Wanshiwu

Yin: The boss of Yorozuya

Commission completion progress: 0/100

The certification has been generated. Please both anchors actively complete the task. "

Suddenly, several prompts popped up on the live broadcast screen.

[Gojo Satoru enters the live broadcast room]

【Sugaru Jie enters the live broadcast room】

[Shou Houzun enters the live broadcast room]

…???

Li Xiaoqi stopped and saw the text popping up on the live broadcast screen, then raised his hand to support his forehead.

Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, "Is this true?"