My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 255 Chapter 255 The banquet in heaven, eve.

Chapter 255 Chapter 255 The banquet in heaven, eve.

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Li Xiaoqi slowly stood up, lowered his eyes to look at the steak on the plate, took a deep breath, and smiled.

She folded her arms, raised her right hand, placed her index finger on the bridge of her nose, and fell into deep thought.

When the Vongola people saw Li Xiaoqi's inexplicable thinking posture, they blinked in confusion.

Sakata Gintoki felt a handful of seeds suddenly appear in his hand, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he had to pretend to be mysterious and deep and stood up.

"Dance—"

Li Xiaoqi said in a low voice.

Sakata Gintoki curled the corners of his lips and quickly spread the seeds in his hand.

"Tenth generation, be careful!"

Hayato Gokudera thought that Sakata Gintoki threw a hidden weapon, so he quickly stood in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

A cold light flashed in Yunque Kyoya's eyes, and a duckweed crutch slipped out of his sleeve, knocking the seeds that fell in front of him away.

Everyone looked at Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki warily, as if they were throwing deadly weapons.

When Li Xiaoqi saw the disgusted looks of the other Vongola people except Hibari Kyoya, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Um?

She looked at Hibari Kyoya in surprise and found that he still maintained a cold expression. He put away his crutch and sat down calmly.

Yunque Kyoya noticed Li Xiaoqi's gaze and gave him a look of interest.

He slowly raised the corners of his lips, and the ends of his eyebrows twitched slightly, as if he had seen some interesting animal.

Li Xiaoqi had a hunch that Yunque Kyoya seemed to want to fight with them, and his scalp suddenly went numb.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Hibari Kyoya, a look of doubt flashing across his brows.

Li Xiaoqi fixed his gaze on Sawada Tsunayoshi's face. The other party was pulling Gokudera Hayato and persuading him not to get excited, and it was hard to tell what his attitude was.

Jinguji Mai stood up in surprise and asked, "What is this...seasoning?"

She couldn't understand the behavior of Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki, so she carefully picked up a seed on the table and observed it.

"Hey, it looks like a plant seed."

Sawada Tsunayoshi asked in surprise: "Seeds?"

Yamamoto Takeshi, in his usual natural black character, picked up a seed curiously and said, "Really? Tsuna, are you going to plant it in your steak?"

"Or can it be used as a special seasoning?"

The moment Yamamoto Takeshi finished speaking, the seeds sprinkled on the steak quickly grew and became a very healthy snapdragon.

The emerald green branches swayed, and the dark green leaves swayed with vitality.

The goldfish grows on the branch, opening and closing its mouth, as if brewing something.

The next second, a series of coordinated shouts echoed throughout the Vongola base.

“Oh giao——!!!”

It has a loud voice, excellent growth, and can be eaten.

A red light flashed in Sakata Gintoki's eyes. He picked up the knife on the table and cut off a snapdragon, intending to put on a wonderful dissection show.

Li Xiaoqi smiled and poured all the steaks on the table into the trash can, throwing the plates aside and stacking them up.

Sakata Gintoki stabbed the knife into the snapdragon's belly, but the knife was not sharp and the cut was crooked.

Yamamoto Takeshi's eyes flashed, and he picked up the samurai sword beside him. With a flick of his hand, the snapdragon sashimi was completed in an instant.

He held his breath, slowed his breathing, and slowly sheathed his katana.

In an instant, the room fell silent.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki looked amazed and applauded.

Hearing the applause, Yamamoto Takeshi was stunned and said embarrassedly: "It's been a long time since I made sashimi..."

Suddenly, his face froze, he looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi and Jinguji Mai, and coughed lightly.

"Sorry, it happened accidentally."

The atmosphere became weird. Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the snapdragon sashimi on the table, then at the steak in the trash can, his expression twisted for a moment.

Li Xiaoqi noticed his expression and it seemed that he was trying hard to hold back his laughter.

Looking more closely, Sawada Tsunayoshi had returned to his gentle and handsome appearance with a graceful smile.

Jinguji Mai stared at everything in a daze, "What the hell is this..."

right.

What the hell is this?

There is nothing the system cannot do, except what you can't imagine.

Li Xiaoqi looked at Jinguji Mai's expression that was so shocking that it made people feel miserable, and thought with glee.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki stood up with a smile and said in unison: "Well, I wish you all a happy meal."

The two bowed politely and left the restaurant with smiles on their faces.

Inside the room, all the Vongola members were silent, looking at each other in bewilderment.

The corner of Gokudera Hayato's mouth twitched, and he complained: "Is this really edible?"

He looked at the dark blue lips and white eyes on Snapdragon's head, and a chill suddenly rose on his back.

“So disgusting.”

A hint of interest flashed across Sawada Tsunayoshi's brows, and he said, "I never knew my fiancée had such a special ability. It's really unexpected."

Fuuta expressed his dissatisfaction when he heard what Sawada Tsunayoshi said.

"Brother Tsuna, you have to be careful of that woman. She's hiding so deeply, she must have bad intentions. How did she deceive the Ninth Daime in the first place... She actually became Tsuna's fiancée. I feel so sorry for Xiao Wu."

Sawada Tsunayoshi gave Fuuta a soothing look and said, "This is what the ninth generation meant."

"Sorry, Xiao Wu."

Tsunayoshi Sawada pulled Jinguji Mai's hands and patted them lightly.

Mai Jinguji's face froze, she pulled her hand back without any expression, lowered her head shyly and chuckled.

Chlom slowly raised the corners of his lips, stood up and walked to the door.

"Kufufu..."

The metal door handle was twisted, and "she" smiled silently.

*

In the room, Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki folded their arms and fell into deep thought.

They stared at the translucent virtual screen in front of them, their brows furrowed slightly, their stomachs growling with hunger.

The translucent screen displays the sobriety levels of the Vongola leader and key figures.

Only Hayato Gokudera's sobriety value changed from zero to 5. Fuuta, Rambo, Chrom, and Yamamoto Takeshi's sobriety values ​​were zero. Tsunayoshi Sawada, Kyoya Hibari, and Mukuroku's sobriety values ​​were a question mark.

"Mr. Gin, the host possessed by the system must be working hard to complete the mission for something precious. We all want to return to our own worlds. Nozomi seeks more powerful power for his ultimate plan. So what does Jinguji Mai want?"

Li Xiaoqi sat on the sofa and asked in a low voice.

She recalled the look on Mai Jinguji's face when she faced the Vongola people, and a strange look appeared on her face.

"I don't think she likes anyone from the Vongola..."

Just then, administrator June sent a reminder.

"Due to the unique situation of the Vongola, to ensure the two hosts can successfully complete the dungeon mission, as long as the two hosts return to the Vongola room, when they use the Anywhere Door to leave, an illusion barrier will automatically be generated, creating the illusion that the two hosts are still in the room."

Sakata Gintoki groaned, clutching his stomach, and said seriously, "I'm seriously lacking sugar. Do you want to go out for dinner?"

In response to Sakata Gintoki's sudden change of subject, Li Xiaoqi nodded seriously.

"go."

Sakata Gintoki took out the Anywhere Door and complained.

"No matter what she's doing it for, we're here for the system in her body."

Li Xiaoqi gave a thumbs up, "That makes sense!"

The red door opened and closed, and the two figures disappeared from the spot.

Outside the door, Chrom's right purple eye turned blood red, and the number "six" appeared in his eyes.

He blinked slowly. The sound coming from the door just now would turn into the song of "Makabaka" at every critical moment.

After listening to this, Rokudo Mukuro only clearly heard the last words about going out to eat.

Suddenly, he felt that he was wasting his time and had not captured any information.

“…”

Finally, there was a sound of a door opening and closing in the room, and then there was no sound.

Rokudo Mukuro raised his brows, suddenly remembering the interesting story he heard from Chrom.

Tsunayoshi Sawada was secretly photographed while taking a shower after training. The photographer escaped with the help of a magical door and could not be caught no matter how hard they tried. The case ended up in nothing. In the end, Basil had to keep an eye on the black market and information dealers to see if there were any photos of the tenth generation Vongola for sale.

It can't be something they did, right?

Liudao Mukuro frowned, jumped out of the window, stood quietly on the tree trunk, and looked into the window.

He saw that the two men were reading and did not behave in a suspicious manner.

Rokudo Mukuro did not detect any trace of illusion, nor any signs of using supernatural powers, but he still felt a sense of incongruity.

Soon, he disappeared from the tree without alerting the enemy.

*

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki were walking in Yokohama Seaside Park. The afterglow of the setting sun fell on the sea, reflecting an orange-red glow.

The red sun was like a pancake in a pot, big and round. In the distance, a ship was sailing slowly on the sea.

Li Xiaoqi stared at the red sun and found it funny that he had just thought of the fragrant round cake.

“Where are we going to eat…?”

Sakata Gintoki held his stomach and looked around. He saw a set meal restaurant across the street and suggested, "How about we go get some set meals first and then go to an izakaya for a drink?"

He raised the corners of his lips, revealing an expectant look.

"Really? I've heard everyone calling her a nasty woman in the Vongola so many times that my ears are almost callused."

Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but smile when he saw Sakata Gintoki looking a little indignant.

"What's the big deal? They're just caught up in a game."

"What about you?"

Sakata Gintoki looked out at the sea and murmured, "Which world do you want to return to?"

Li Xiaoqi's eyelids trembled slightly, and he took a deep breath and said, "There is only one from beginning to end."

"The system suffered a devastating attack in Teyvat and then sent me back to my world. I have been dormant inside my body ever since. When I woke up again, I began my journey to another world again."

She laughed out loud and looked across the street at a tea shop called Cherry.

"Come to think of it, the first time I met Dazai was in this part of the world."

Sakata Gintoki paused, smiled, and raised his hand to stroke Li Xiaoqi's hair.

"Tap, tap! The port mafia leader is heading towards the anchor. What should the anchor do next?"

???

System, isn't this question a bit too familiar?

Li Xiaoqi looked ahead and saw Dazai Osamu walking slowly under the shadow of a tree.

Sakata Gintoki pursed his lips, almost unable to suppress the smile on his lips.

Sakata Gintoki had seen Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu's first encounter in the live broadcast replay inserted into the system.

When Dazai Osamu saw the two of them, he stopped and raised his hand to greet them.

"What a coincidence."

Li Xiaoqi curved his eyebrows and nodded slightly.

"yes."

This time, the system took half a minute to give the options.

"The port mafia leader is walking towards the anchor. What should the anchor do next?

A. Pull down pants to improve the other party's favorability

B. Take off the bandage on Dazai Osamu's face and say that you want to make it into panties to improve the other party's favorability

C. Invite Dazai Osamu to jump into the sea and commit suicide together to improve his favorability

D. Stretch out your hands and say to Dazai Osamu, "Please handcuff me and punish me like an adult~" to improve his favorability.

...?

Li Xiaoqi's expression was blank and he blinked blankly.

Suddenly, a huge shadow floated in the sky, covering Yokohama Park.

Li Xiaoqi looked up and saw a huge white spaceship slowly descending from the clouds.

At the same time, the cell phone rang.

Dazai Osamu curled the corners of his lips, answered the phone and put it to his ear.

With a dangerous glint in his eyes, he whispered, "The organizers have changed? No matter what special circumstances arise, I will be there."

After saying that, Dazai Osamu hung up the phone and looked up at the white spaceship.

"Would it be fun for you to attend a banquet in heaven?"

Li Xiaoqi frowned, a look of surprise flashing across his eyes.

Sakata Gintoki showed a relaxed look and said with a smile: "That is really unique."

He seemed to remember something, and a hint of sarcasm appeared in his smile.