My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 265 Chapter 265 "Ayin, my Tower of Babel is unrivaled in the world..."

Chapter 265 Chapter 265 "Ayin, my Tower of Babel is unrivaled in the world..."

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"Please note, the host must execute the script, otherwise he will be wiped out."

Mai Jinguji pursed her lips, a look of disgust flashing across her eyes.

She exhaled slowly, the system's voice kept ringing in her mind, and a look of sarcasm appeared on her face.

"The host revealed his spy identity prematurely, disrupting the plot and should have been eliminated. However, due to the interference of the S-class virus, he will not be punished this time."

"Script content has been adjusted. Host, please carefully follow the key plot points."

Sure enough, it was afraid of the systems in those two people.

Jinguji Mai's eyelashes flickered slightly, she pursed her lips, and put forward conditions to the system.

If you don't want us all to die here, give me the highest authority.

"Due to the increased difficulty of the scenario, the host is granted the highest authority and can freely use the mall props."

Soon, the system agreed to Jinguji Mai's request.

Jinguji Mai clenched her palms, and a golden talisman paper appeared in her hand.

She formed a seal with her right hand and half-knelt on the ground.

Li Xiaoqi looked closely and saw that Jinguji Mai was about to use the system props. Without saying a word, he picked up the sword and swung a sword energy at her.

The sword energy spread on the ground and instantly attacked Jinguji Mai's legs.

Jinguji Mai leaped back and completed the final hand seal.

"Flying Thunder God: Mass Teleport."

Her words echoed in the air, and the next second all the members of the organization disappeared from the spot.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki almost popped their eyes out of their sockets, looking stunned.

"Flying Thunder God... is this how you use it?"

Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand tremblingly, his voice hoarse.

Li Xiaoqi shook his head dumbly. He quickly reacted when he smelled the smell of gunpowder in the air.

"Oh no, the cabin is going to explode."

As soon as the words fell, a roar filled his ears and his vision was covered by flames.

In an instant, a golden light emanated from Sakata Gintoki's chest, turning into several streams of light that enveloped everyone on the white whale.

The high-speed fall and the flames produced by the explosion instantly enveloped the entire white whale.

The loud noise of explosions continued to ring in the sky. The white whale disintegrated in the violent impact, turning into countless iron pieces, rushing towards the city below at the speed of a falling meteorite.

Figures descended from the sky one after another, covered with a golden shield.

The Vongola, the Port Mafia, and the Armed Detective Agency opened their eyes wide in shock, staring at the shields on their bodies in disbelief.

Sakata Gintoki slowly opened his eyes, and the Eye of the Rock Elemental God emitted a warm glow and fell back into the lapels of his chest.

"Emperor..."

Li Xiaoqi's face was moved and he murmured softly.

"Warning! Please ask host Li Xiaoqi to execute option A!"

The system's prompt brought her back to her senses, and a golden trumpet appeared before her eyes.

The moment Li Xiaoqi grabbed the golden trumpet, the instructions for using the prop floated next to it in a small box.

[Golden Horn that can create Danmaku: The user must read out the selected and magnified text in the currently passing Danmaku, which will transform into a magical Danmaku text bomb in the air. The produced Danmaku text bomb has the ability to fly and explode in a targeted manner. P.S.: You must shout it out loud in Japanese to generate Danmaku text.]

Eh?

When Li Xiaoqi heard that he had to read out the barrage himself, he felt disappointed.

"Look down there!"

Yamamoto Takeshi's shout was heard.

Amid the howling wind, Li Xiaoqi twisted his body, and the flames rising from the city were reflected in his eyes.

She opened her lips slightly, a look of surprise flashing across her face.

The high-speed fall left her no time to think or hesitate. Li Xiaoqi took a deep breath and read out the selected barrage on the live broadcast screen.

"Nakahara Chuuya, I love you——"

The clear and powerful shouts echoed in the air.

Nakahara Chuuya raised his hand to hold down his hat, his eyes widening in surprise.

"ha?"

Dazai Osamu's face was stiff and his expression was blank as he let his body land.

In an instant, several large characters "Nakahara Chuuya, I love you" flew over in a row and caught Nakahara Chuuya.

Nakahara Chuuya's expression twisted and the tips of his ears began to turn red.

“…”

Ozaki Kouye fell on the word "love" and couldn't help laughing, "Chuuya, I didn't realize that the Vongola boss's fiancée is such a big fan of yours."

Nakahara Chuuya shouted angrily: "Sister Hongye, stop talking nonsense——"

Li Xiaoqi wiped his face and looked at the live broadcast screen again. He suddenly felt that it would be good for everyone to die now.

"Look at me, Mr. Dazai. I can do it seven times a night."

She shouted out with a trembling voice.

"Reborn looks like he's really good at sex!"

"Sister Hongye, I want to bury my chest——"

"Tsuna, I want to OO you!"

"Mukuro, you must have sex with Hibari!"

"Atsushi, merge with Akutagawa!"

Everyone opened their mouths wide as they watched the words they had shouted become solid entities that dragged their bodies up into the air.

Sakata Gintoki sat on the letter S of "sex" and laughed until he was out of breath.

Li Xiaoqi slowly put down the golden trumpet and his soul transcended amid the astonished and complicated gazes of the crowd.

Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, and he covered his lips with his hands, laughing so hard that his shoulders trembled.

"Why... Looking at her expression I know she was forced... Pfft."

Hibari Kyoya and Rokudo Mukuro looked extremely bad, and their sharp eyes almost wanted to kill Li Xiaoqi from a distance.

Reborn raised a brow, crossed his arms, and smiled calmly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression was dull, with a hint of blush on his face.

"Hey, is the Judaime being teased?"

Jokudera Hayato said in disbelief.

Yamamoto Takeshi coughed lightly and smiled as if he had survived a disaster.

"I guess so."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the two of them, his eyes twitching, "You'd better stop talking."

"My moral integrity is gone..."

Li Xiaoqi knelt down on his knees, his whole body covered with black air.

"Have the host, Gin, execute options B and C. Then, call out the item summoning spell, 'Gin, my Tower of Babylon is invincible.'"

In an instant, Sakata Gintoki was petrified on the spot, unable to move.

System, if you continue like this you will end up in jail!

Li Xiaoqi cast a look of pity at Sakata Gintoki, raised his hand to his forehead, unable to bear to look at him.

Sakata Gintoki shed tears and whispered: "Gin, my Tower of Babylon is invincible in the world."

"Warning, spell ineffective, please increase volume."

"I riOOOO——"

Sakata Gintoki's forehead jumped and he cursed several times.

In the end, unable to resist the system's urging, he closed his eyes and shouted.

Then, the air was filled with the echoes of Sakata Gintoki.

Everyone had an indescribable look on their face, looking back and forth at Sakata Gintoki and Li Xiaoqi, the word "pervert" almost written on their faces.

Dazai Osamu looked at them and for some reason felt relieved that he had escaped danger.

Almost at the same time, everyone's cell phone vibrated slightly.

Dazai Osamu took out his mobile phone, the screen automatically lit up, and a live broadcast appeared.

Fires raged in Yokohama and screams were heard in the streets.

People's faces were covered with slap marks of different sizes and they were constantly attacking the military and police.

They were cursed to control their bodies, their eyes were dull, their limbs were stiff and slow, but they were aggressive, just like the zombies in the movies.

The camera turned and showed a man attacking an injured policeman. In the middle of the slap mark on the face that the camera zoomed in on, there was a line of tiny ancient characters.

Li Xiaoqi's expression froze as he keenly noticed the line of small words.

The power of the abyss, the curse of Kanria...?

Could it be that the system on Mai Jinguji is causing trouble?

A white light flashed, and many purple potion bottles appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki, floating in the air.

The next second, the same number of elders as there were purple potion bottles lined up in a row and opened their mouths in unison.

The potion bottle automatically floated into the elder's mouth, blocking his dark mouth.

This scene made everyone except Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki's eyes go dark.

"What is this...the elder of the game?"

Nakahara Chuuya's eyelids twitched and he complained.

Sakata Gintoki realized the effects of these potions and the elders, and immediately put his hands on his hips and shouted with high spirits: "Go - Elder Legion -"

In an instant, the Elder Legion flew towards the city like bullets.

The stopper of the medicine bottle opened automatically, and lavender light poured out from the bottle mouth, gradually spreading across the entire Yokohama.

On the mobile phone screen, the cursed people were bathed in lavender light and gradually regained consciousness.

Li Xiaoqi slowly raised the corners of his lips and breathed a sigh of relief.

So this is the unexpected effect that the system mentioned.

The Yokohama disaster will still happen.

The system predicted this and provided such barrage options.

The barrage of text carried everyone slowly down and stopped at a large intersection in Yokohama.

These words attracted the attention of the military, police and the public, and many people blushed when they saw the content of the words.

Sakaguchi Ango squeezed out from the military police in a panic, and when he saw the gray words written on the stone, he showed a dazed expression.

When I saw several lines of people jumping out from the text, I was so shocked that I lost color.

The ring on Li Xiaoqi's index finger turned into a point of light and dissipated. She jumped to the ground, letting the wind blow her long hair by her ears.

The orange-red sunset shone on his body, and he looked at everyone with indifference between his brows. The words "Seven times a night" behind him began to gradually disappear.

The barrage text bomb, which had no explosion function, caused an irreversible explosion in everyone's hearts.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the army in front of him seriously, and without saying a word, he took out the Anywhere Door again.

Li Xiaoqi shuddered, opened the door and disappeared with Sakata Gintoki.

Sawada Tsunayoshi and his group, Dazai Osamu and his group, and the detective agency team who stayed where they were looked at each other in silence.

“…”

"What happened?"

Sakaguchi Ango's hesitant voice echoed in the quiet and empty intersection.

*

Li Xiaoqi came out from behind the door and slammed into the wall next to him.

"Forget it, let's go to the next world. We can't stay in this world anymore."

Sakata Gintoki held Li Xiaoqi's hand and comforted him, "No, it's okay. The most urgent thing is to find a time machine."

"Oh my, what a rare visitor."

Ishida Akira's voice suddenly reached my ears.

Li Xiaoqi shuddered and quickly looked back.

A black-haired man in a white coat sat on a European-style red sofa chair, greeting them with a steaming cup of black tea in his hand.

In an instant, Li Xiaoqi looked around with a stiff expression. This was an empty, old European-style building with many eroded cracks on the gray floor tiles.

The black-haired man sat at the round table and greeted with a smile.

There are three white skulls on the round table.

A thunderclap struck from behind Li Xiaoqi. She grabbed Sakata Gintoki's arm and immediately reached out to the black-haired man.

The wind rose from the ground, and a look of surprise crossed the purple-haired man's face.

Li Xiaoqi manipulated the wind very quickly and threw the man into the door.

Then she pulled Sakata Gintoki through the door again.

As Fyodor stood firm on the ground, he glanced at the surrounding military police, all the people from the Armed Detective Agency, as well as the port mafia and Vongola leaders and guardians, and slowly opened his eyes.

“……?”

Dazai Osamu looked at Fyodor with a look of surprise in his eyes.

Soon, he raised the corners of his lips and laughed out loud with interest.