My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 27 Chapter 27 "Tell me, how much is it per night?" ...

Chapter 27 Chapter 27 "Tell me, how much is it per night?" ...

27

As night fell, Li Xiaoqi followed Dazai Osamu off the tram and walked on the streets of Yokohama.

She took a deep breath and smelled the scent of sea water mixed with the wind.

Li Xiaoqi suddenly remembered the sea he saw when he was in disbelief during his first time traveling through time.

The Yokohama of that time was not the Yokohama of today.

The wind blew up the loose hair on my forehead, brushed across my collar, and brought a slight warmth.

Summer is approaching, and the June wind brings heat.

Li Xiaoqi did not wear the beautiful skirt prepared by the system in the wardrobe. She wanted to wear the green sportswear from last time, but as soon as she left the room, Dazai Osamu suggested that she change.

Although she was puzzled, seeing Dazai Osamu's expression that did not tolerate rejection, she obediently went back to her room and changed into light blue jeans and a white square-necked shirt.

Dazai Osamu changed back into his black suit and left the red scarf in the room.

Li Xiaoqi admired him for being able to walk outside in three layers of clothes in this weather.

"Aren't you hot?"

Dazai Osamu said: "It's not hot."

His eyes were off in the distance, unfocused.

Li Xiaoqi stretched out his hand and opened his palm, "Give me your hand."

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes and looked over, then obediently reached out and placed his hand on her palm.

Li Xiaoqi squeezed lightly, and a cool feeling came from the contact of their skin.

She quickly let go, frowning slightly and said, "In this kind of weather, your hands are still so cold, aren't you feeling a little weak?"

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, and three question marks popped up in his head in an instant.

“???”

Seeing him like this, Li Xiaoqi said helplessly: "Mr. Dazai, are you thinking the wrong thing?"

"I mean, your health isn't good. You need to take more supplements."

Dazai Osamu said softly, "Oh," and said, "I won't die anyway."

He spoke with great resentment and looked very aggrieved.

Seeing that he seemed to be about to start his death speech again, Li Xiaoqi immediately changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, is there really an anchor point on Leibo Street?"

Dazai Osamu called out the map, and the two blue triangle icons on the map were moving slowly.

"This is where we are, and the nearest anchor is this way."

He gestured to Li Xiaoqi to look at the upper left corner of the triangle icon. "This is the location of Leibo Street. If you don't believe me, you can go to a convenience store and buy a map to check the location."

Li Xiaoqi said with a smile: "Of course I believe that no one knows Yokohama better than you."

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes, without a smile on his face.

"Yes..."

His words drifted away on the wind.

Li Xiaoqi suddenly thought of a question and asked quickly: "Mr. Dazai, I have a question."

"There should be you in this world too. What would happen if you two met?"

Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips, a helpless look on his face.

Li Xiaoqi seemed to have seen this expression on his face many times.

It's like saying—

You don’t even know such a simple question?

Although she felt a little uncomfortable, she couldn't refute anything.

Li Xiaoqi is self-aware and is indeed not smart enough.

Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi walked side by side, and passers-by were in twos and threes.

"Probably, nothing will happen."

He chuckled, his voice darker.

"The theory that if two selves meet in the same space and time, one of them will disappear doesn't apply to me."

Li Xiaoqi was stunned and suddenly realized.

"I understand. Mr. Dazai is originally from a parallel world, so even if Mr. Dazai of this world sees you, nothing will happen."

"Because you belong to another world. Even if something happens, it's your existence that will affect the story that was originally going to happen in this world..."

Dazai Osamu smiled slightly and raised his hand to pat Li Xiaoqi's hair.

"Well, not too stupid."

"Of course!"

The bun on her head trembled, which was quite cute.

"Xiao Qi, if I die one day, will you be sad?"

Dazai Osamu's words floated into his ears.

Li Xiaoqi looked ahead and suddenly stopped.

She turned to look at him, into his iris-colored eyes.

Dazai Osamu still maintained a smile, but there was a hint of sadness in his eyes.

"Probably."

Li Xiaoqi said.

She pulled the corners of her mouth, but found that she couldn't smile, and even felt a little irritated.

“Tsk.”

Li Xiaoqi frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "Don't ask that. Anyway, you are not allowed to die. At least not before completing all the tasks."

As the car lights on the roadside flashed by, Dazai Osamu finally chuckled.

"Sorry, sorry, it was just a joke."

He said it in a teasing tone.

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Is Xiao Qi angry?"

"No!"

Li Xiaoqi walked forward quickly, and Dazai Osamu followed closely.

"The anchor has arrived in the Yokohama area. The live broadcast has begun. Please adjust your expressions, both anchors."

The live broadcast interface popped up from the void, and two figures appeared on the screen.

Immediately afterwards, a line of words appeared at the top of the screen - New Exploration Mission: The Mystery of Leibo Street.

[At this moment, the two anchors stepped into the Yokohama area. What would happen? ]

In the live broadcast room, the system has set up automatic reminder barrages, and any viewer who wakes up will see it.

The number of live broadcasters in the upper right corner rose sharply. After the previous live broadcasts, the number increased to more than 800 in a short period of time.

Li Xiaoqi slowly exhaled, hiding the anger on his face.

Dazai Osamu didn't show any surprise. "Sure enough, the system won't let go of new things."

[Hey, I just got home from work. Great! There's a live stream!]

【Mellow Bowl Street! Yokohama!】

【chuuya——】

Wuhu! I've reached the Yokohama map! I'm curious if there are two "zais" in this world.

[Don't be curious, it must be]

[Leibo Street, could it be that the timeline for the current civil and uncivilized situation is fifteen years old?]

Seeing that the exploration location of the new mission was in Leibo Street, many viewers became excited.

The fireworks effects for delivering gifts began to appear, and Li Xiaoqi's annoyance disappeared instantly when he saw it.

She looked at the live broadcast interface, and gift prompts kept popping up below.

【Matsutake x1】

【Sweet Flower x5】

Wuhu! Modo Modo!

Li Xiaoqi was happy to see that the gifts in the live broadcast room still included Teyvat ingredients.

[Wind Clow Card x1]

【Shokuro Card x1】

【Conan's glowing glasses x5】

Um? ? ?

Did something strange get mixed in?

By the way, you could have given the Clow Cards as gifts in the live broadcast room!

"What are Conan's glowing glasses?"

Dazai Osamu asked curiously.

Li Xiaoqi's expression was subtle. "Hmm... they are glasses that glow."

"That's the one...isn't that scene common in anime? The character wearing glasses suddenly becomes serious, and the lenses flash white..."

Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched and he asked, "Oh, then what's the use of this?"

Li Xiaoqi fell silent and shook his head.

Just like the "key to somewhere" in the backpack, it's a strange thing whose use is unknown.

There was a burst of laughter in the barrage, and everyone thought Dazai Osamu's words were very cute.

Suddenly, passers-by laughed. They were looking at their phones, as if they had seen something funny.

The strange thing is that several people who passed by behaved in the same way.

Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but feel curious, and didn't know what they were laughing at.

"Yuzu, watch this video!"

"Hey, is this what happened in the Six Divine Powers live broadcast world a few days ago?!"

“Yes, yes, yes—”

"This Chimney has a fantastic body. It's a little pitiful to be tied up like this by two perverts... but super sexy, isn't it?"

"Ahhh, I really want to spend the night with him."

"Liang, isn't your idea a bit..."

"Who are these two people? The song they sing is so weird."

"That's not important. What's important is that they touched Chimian's chest muscles. That's great."

Several female college students passed by, their faces red and bursting into laughter.

Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu's faces were stiff, and they unconsciously quickened their pace.

Suddenly, there was a scream from the Japanese restaurant behind him.

"Ahhh!!! Isn't this the pool noodles from the video?"

grass.

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and immediately grabbed Dazai Osamu and ran forward.

She now finally understood why Dazai Osamu didn't let him wear the green sportswear before going out.

Dazai Osamu silently took out a black mask from his pocket and put it on, then gave Li Xiaoqi a thumbs up when he met his eyes.

Li Xiaoqi's forehead jumped up, and he said angrily: "So you knew that someone had filmed you at that time!"

"Depend on--"

She uttered a national quintessence and cursed out loud.

【Hahahahaha!!! Enemies often meet on a narrow road】

[It’s amazing, he even hangs out in Yokohama]

[Qiqi, kill, run! ]

[Sure enough, the previous live broadcast was recorded. Holy shit, it looks like the video has gone viral. Daddy’s image is ruined, hahahaha]

[Thinking of Daddy’s sexy pose last time, it’s hard to control myself. No wonder Sakura girl is so excited]

[Oh shit, oh shit, I wonder if Wu and Jie have seen that video. If not, they’ll burst out laughing when they see Daddy.]

[Luckily, Xiao Qi and Zai were facing away from the camera and had their faces covered, but their voices were recorded, so Wu and Jie would still recognize them.]

[The perverted behavior was actually recorded hahahahaha - it turns out there are no secrets on the Internet]

[As soon as he arrived in Yokohama, his dark history was exposed. Another person said:???]

The comments were mostly joking, and many viewers started to get excited.

Li Xiaoqi used all his strength and ran desperately towards Leibo Street.

Dazai Osamu grabbed her wrist with his backhand, took two steps at a time, passed Li Xiaoqi and ran with her.

They were running for their lives, fearing that Chanyuan Shier would come out of the shop and kill them all with a single blow.

*

Inside the Japanese restaurant, Zenin Shin'er was watching the horse racing on TV, mentally planning a trap for Xing Ji Ti and Gojo Satoru.

For some reason, the gazes of the surrounding guests became scorching.

Zenyuan Shener frowned, but ignored it and continued to focus his eyes on the TV.

The door was opened and a girl's scream was heard.

"Ahhh!!! Isn't this the pool noodles from the video?"

The excited and sharp voices made Chanyuan feel very uncomfortable. He looked over and saw that the girls were looking at him with red faces, and some of them even began to shy away.

“……?”

Among them, a woman with big wavy chestnut hair raised the corners of her lips and walked towards him first.

Zenyuan Shener put his hands on the back of the chair and habitually raised a sarcastic smile.

This smile looks particularly handsome in the eyes of the girls.

The man's masculinity is hidden beneath his clothes, and his every move carries a dangerous mystery.

Thinking of the content in the video, the man's compelling gaze became particularly seductive.

"Tell me, how much is it per night?"

The chestnut-haired woman deliberately held the brand-name shoulder bag in her other hand.

Zenin Shiner's expression froze, "...Huh?"

He glanced at the woman's bag, which was a limited edition and very expensive.

What on earth made her think she was the one for that kind of work?

Zenyuan Shener supported his chin with his hand and tilted his head to look at the chestnut-haired woman.

"How much can you offer?"

He teased.

Judging from the expressions of the people around me, they all seemed to know me.

Chanyuan Shen'er was a little puzzled. He did shady work, so how could these ordinary people recognize him?

Moreover, there was something wrong with her eyes, like a female cat in heat.

The phone vibrated twice, and my partner Kong Shiyu sent me a video and a message.

[Very good figure, like the posture]

Zenyuan Shener clicked on the video and the phone made a sound.

"Digging in the little garden—"

When the content of the video came into view, his forehead jumped and his phone was crushed instantly.

"Those two bastards!"

The store was unusually quiet, with only his angry voice echoing.

Far away in Okinawa, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru and Tennenoriko, who were on vacation, were laughing breathlessly while watching the video on their mobile phones.

"Digging in a small garden, planting seeds that big and blooming flowers that big—"

On the beach, the accent of the distant Northeast echoed.

Suddenly, Gojo Satoru pointed at a person wearing green sportswear in the video with a smile.

"This is definitely Miss Nana, absolutely! Next to her is Mr. Dazai!"

"Zenyuan Shier!!! The man tied up like this is actually Zenyuan Shier, hahahaha!!!"

Gojo Satoru laughed out loud.

Riko laughed so hard her stomach hurt, and said, "Are they perverts? Hahahaha——"

Geto Xia Yu opened his eyes wide, his expression blank, and stared at the video in a daze.

The moment I heard the word "pervert", something in my heart seemed to break.

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