This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 32 Chapter 32 Dream world, live broadcast room rescue.
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[Oh shit, I saw a giant moth]
[My eyes! Why are all cursed spirits so ugly!]
【Why did they all fall down? ? 】
【Zhongye! Qiqi! Kill!】
【Everyone wake up——】
On the live broadcast interface that no one could see, five people fell to the ground and lost consciousness, and a huge shadow gradually emerged from the fog.
It was a moth-like cursed spirit, its white and yellow wings flapping constantly, and the air was filled with light yellow powder.
"Go to sleep, good boy, go to sleep—"
"Only when you fall asleep can I tear you into pieces and swallow you."
Sharp teeth are densely packed in its mouth, the curse spirit has bloodshot eyes, a body like a human, thick limbs, and sickle-like curved thorns.
No one woke up, and the cursed spirit gradually approached, singing the same song over and over again.
The audience in the live broadcast industry was completely panicked and kept asking the system to help them escape danger.
Administrator June did not respond. The live broadcast interface went black and the screen split into two.
One showed a cursed spirit approaching, while the other showed a small bachelor apartment.
【???】
The audience was stunned for a moment, and a series of question marks appeared on the screen.
In the live broadcast interface on the right, the bed is a little messy, with two coats placed casually on the quilt and a closed laptop placed on the head of the bed.
There was a sofa and a coffee table about two steps away from the bed. Li Xiaoqi was lying on the sofa with her eyes closed. She was no longer wearing Dazai Osamu's black coat, but a long skirt with ink-painted patterns.
The hem of her skirt swayed on the carpet, brushing against the brown shoulder bag lying on its side.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes and what caught his eye was the familiar lampshade on the ceiling.
The lampshade is round, like those installed in many bachelor apartments.
She blinked slowly, unable to remember what she had just been doing.
"Asleep?"
In the quiet apartment, Li Xiaoqi stared blankly at the ceiling.
She thought for a while, then looked down and saw her phone thrown aside on the sofa, with the takeaway interface displayed on the screen.
"Oh, I think I was ordering takeout..."
Li Xiaoqi remembered that she had just ordered a fried chicken and beer set meal for herself.
Her memory instantly came back to her, she rubbed her cheeks and looked around tiredly: the messy coffee table, the floor that hadn't been cleaned in a week, and the messy bed that hadn't been made in the morning.
She has been working overtime for a week. It is already 10 o'clock in the evening when she returns to the apartment every day. The first thing she does when she gets home is to stare blankly and clear away the negative energy brought by work.
Ten minutes later, she came to her senses, took out her tablet and opened it——
Original God.
"Woohoo! The original god is activated!"
Li Xiaoqi cheered and completely woke up from his depressed state.
The familiar game startup interface appeared in front of his eyes, and soon a green cloak passed by. The boy stood under the tree, and the Cecilia flower on his head glowed slightly.
She adjusted her gaze and glanced at the boy's face. He still had the same smiling face she saw every day.
After a while, Li Xiaoqi finished his daily tasks, completed the dungeon, and replenished his physical strength. Then he looked at the blank task list and fell into deep thought.
In order to save up primogems to draw Xiao, I have finished playing the new map and completed all the tasks, and started to play around.
Li Xiaoqi clicked on the multiplayer mode list and saw a newbie account of low level, so he applied to join the world.
She had never taught a newbie before, so she decided to experience the feeling of being called "big boss".
After waiting for a few seconds, someone finally agreed.
As the scene flashed by, the character Wendy controlled by Li Xiaoqi stood on the Lookout Mountain outside Mondstadt.
She glanced at the newbie's name: "Hard Tofu", who had just reached level 16.
Firm tofu...?
Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but think of the anime character Dazai Osamu who was shouting about suicide, and guessed that the newbie might be a chef.
The character used by the newbie is Razor, who is holding a two-handed sledgehammer and hitting the hillbillies on the roadside.
She didn't notice that the newbie perfectly avoided the attack of the Hilichurl, but just rushed over and clicked on Wendy's skills.
"Don't try to escape~"
The crisp laughter accompanied the character's language, and the hillbilly was killed instantly.
Li Xiaoqi raised the corners of his lips proudly and typed a message in the chat box.
Need help?
【That's amazing.】
The other party replied quickly.
[I'm collecting upgrade materials for Razor.]
[Thunder without form?]
【Um. 】
【Come on, follow me.】
Li Xiaoqi pondered for a moment, opened the map, and saw that the anchor point of Dadaupa Valley had not been opened yet, so he had to run over there.
While heading to her destination, she suddenly realized a problem.
A newbie who just reached level 16 wants to play this so soon?
Li Xiaoqi opened the team interface and immediately saw the two newbie characters, Razor and the wind-type protagonist, both of whom were level 40.
So it's already 40? Not bad, not bad.
And the awareness of breaking through the character first was much smarter than when she first started playing.
So, in the territory of the Formless Thunder, before Hard Tofu could rush up to attack, Li Xiaoqi switched to Navia.
"Front-on sneak attack!"
The girl with long wavy golden hair and wearing a black dress opened her parachute and fired a cannon, clearing the health bar of Wuxiang Lei.
Hard Tofu received the reward and sent a message.
Thank you! This character is very beautiful.
[No big deal! Is there anything else you need to fight?]
Li Xiaoqi raised his eyebrows and responded again.
[The wind without form?]
[Okay.]
Li Xiaoqi ran over excitedly. Afraid that Hard Tofu could not keep up, he stopped from time to time to wait. He found that not only did the other person not fall behind, but he was following him closely.
"Um?"
She made a puzzled sound, thinking that the other party might be good at the game and didn't take it too seriously.
Until the "ding ding" prompt sound was heard, the monster next to it was attracted over.
Li Xiaoqi wanted to get rid of it easily, and then he saw the tough Lei Ze, who killed the big hillman holding a shield with one sword.
“……?!”
The Dragon Slash operation skills of the greatsword character are impossible for a newbie to learn.
Li Xiaoqi widened his eyes, twitched the corners of his mouth, and quickly sent a message.
[Are you the reincarnation of Lao Deng? ]
What does this mean?
Wow, you don’t understand this joke, or are you just pretending?
[Lao Deng's reincarnation, referring to a level 50 or 60 player who created a small account and pretended to be a newbie to trick the big guys into playing...]
Li Xiaoqi still explained it very friendly and sent a crying emoticon.
I'm sorry if this has caused you any trouble, but this is indeed my first time playing this game, and you're the first person to come in. I also just found out that this game has an online function.
[I discovered this skill by accident and I think it's quite interesting.]
Li Xiaoqi was surprised by the politeness of the other party's reply. She blinked, a little confused.
At this moment, her cell phone rang and her fried chicken and beer meal arrived.
[…Okay.]
Li Xiaoqi replied hurriedly and politely, then threw the tablet aside and went out to get the takeaway.
When she sat on the sofa again, she glanced at the tablet and was still immersed in the world of hard tofu.
There is an additional message on the chat interface.
[Sorry, it seems I can't talk to Catherine and hand in the quest while I'm online.]
[Sorry, I just went to get takeout, bye~]
Li Xiaoqi wisely exited the team mode and left the game, then turned on a TV series and watched it happily with beer and fried chicken.
Suddenly, she showed a confused look, looked at the plot on the TV series, and murmured: "Have I seen this plot before?"
The heroine is going to take the immortal race exam. The hero, who is a demon, has been hiding in the heroine's Siming Palace and will help her take the exam invisibly...
When Li Xiaoqi thought this, the plot really developed this way.
"Huh."
She cried out in surprise.
It was clearly her first time seeing it.
Li Xiaoqi noticed something was wrong, but the next second she felt sleepy and fell on the table in a daze, closing her eyes.
When she opened her eyes again, she was lying on the bed, with bright sunshine outside the window.
"weekend?"
Yesterday was Friday night. After playing games, watching TV shows, and having a midnight snack, I finally lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
This thought popped up in Li Xiaoqi's mind, and he stretched lazily in comfort.
She opened the game and went online, and saw a friend request.
Li Xiaoqi took a look and found that it was still hard tofu.
She thought about it and agreed to the friend request.
[That... Wu Xiang Zhi Feng, cannot be defeated.]
【I'm really a newbie.】
Hard Tofu sent an emoji of Goro crying.
Li Xiaoqi pursed his lips slightly, deceived by the pitiful expression, and applied to join the world.
Soon, the game interface in front of her changed, returning from the Fontaine map to Mondstadt.
Hard Tofu controlled the wind-type protagonist to run over and stop in front of Li Xiaoqi's Wendy.
You're here.
【I trust you once, let's go. 】
Li Xiaoqi sent a helpless expression over, helped Hard Tofu defeat the Formless Wind, and then took him/her all the way to run around the map to open treasure chests.
Every time a treasure chest was opened, Hard Tofu would flatter him with words like "How awesome~", "As expected of you", "Master!" and so on.
Li Xiaoqi was delighted by the praise, and he felt even more strongly inclined to bring this newbie along to play.
only--
After unsealing a magnificent treasure chest, Hard Tofu once again becomes a master of boasting.
"Master is really amazing. He defeated so many monsters with just one move. I wonder when I can become a player as amazing as Master."
Why does this person's tone of voice sound like a Japanese?
Even a veteran 2D fan like her wouldn't speak like that...
This isn't an international server.
[Ahahaha, no, there are so many players who are better than me.]
Li Xiaoqi replied politely and soon received an excited Paimon emoticon from the other party.
[I'm curious, your tone is a little different... Are you a foreigner?]
【? 】
She considered her words, but couldn't help asking.
[So... you're from Japan? ]
[Yes.]
Unexpectedly, the other party replied in a very cute tone.
Sakura girl!
Li Xiaoqi scratched his head and quickly sent a message of praise.
【Chinese is great! 】
【Hey! 】
The game text and language can be adjusted to Japanese, but the text displayed in the chat content of the national server should be Chinese.
Has this Sakura girl ever been to China, or even studied here?
Li Xiaoqi made such a guess, and it was not appropriate to continue asking for other people's personal information, so he gave up.
She gets up in this apartment every day, goes to get off work and comes home to eat, play games, watch TV series and anime, and it seems that nothing has changed from usual.
On this live broadcast interface, the picture flashes by quickly as if a video is fast-forwarded.
【Is this Xiaoqi's dream? 】
[It's a dream, but also a memory from the past, right?]
[Hard tofu that only appears in dialogue! ]
[Someone guessed that Hard Tofu was Zai before, and I think so too. Zai actually pretended to be a girl in the game, hahahahahaha——]
[Who the hell could have thought of this! Such a corny tone of voice, hahahahaha]
Some viewers began to make sarcastic comments, and soon they became nervous again.
On the other side of the picture, the cursed spirit spit out white silk, entangled Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya and others, and hung them in mid-air.
Suddenly, the shadow of a grid appeared on the ground, and a huge spider web fell from the sky.
The moth curse spirit flapped its wings and flew up with its prey, but was caught by the giant net.
The spider web spread out in all directions, sinking deep into the gray mist.
"What?!"
The Moth Curse Spirit made a surprised sound.
The cursed spirit's wings were entangled in the spider web, and its entire back was stuck to the web.
The spider web secreted green mucus, and it struggled but failed to break free.
In this way, the five human prey obtained by the cursed spirit were scattered on the spider web and firmly stuck by the mucus.
Suddenly, one end of the spider web sank, and a huge shadow slowly crawled along the spider silk.
[Ahhh, the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind it, another cursed spirit has appeared! ]
[Qiqi, you are going to be eaten——]
[System, come out here! ]
[Tsk]
[This red 'tsk'! Is the boss bubbling?!]
[Hey, my color changed too, it's yellow barrage]
"It has been detected that two anchors have fallen into a dream world and are about to become food for the cursed spirits. How can we rescue them?
A. Pick a lucky audience member to wake them up with a photo
B. Ask Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru to come over
C. Use the anchor’s backpack supplies to help them save themselves.”
At the critical moment, Administrator June spoke up.
In an instant, all the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked.
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