My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 47 Chapter 47 Secret technique, jumping back and forth!

Chapter 47 Chapter 47 Secret technique, jumping back and forth!

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The firelight illuminated Nariko's face. Her eyes were moist, her nose was slightly red, and her lips were trembling.

"I...want to be with everyone!"

She burst into tears, her voice choked with sobs.

Li Xiaoqi, who was hiding in the dark, felt his heart in his throat instantly. He quickly took out his backpack to see if there was anything he could use.

The Zen temple will arrive soon, maybe even walking in the corridor now.

At this moment, the voice of Administrator June rang out.

"Tenno Riko is about to be shot by Zenin Shinji, how can the two anchors save her?

A. Use the elder in the backpack

B. Use the Sakamoto Possession Ticket in the 'Waiting List'

C. Use Okita Sougo's bazooka

"Due to time constraints, this selection only takes 30 seconds."

Dazai Osamu looked surprised and said, "Is this a response to the audience's strong desire to save people, or was this the original plan?"

Li Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile, "If it's the latter, then the system still has a conscience."

Dazai Osamu raised his eyebrows and could not deny it.

"To be honest, I was a little surprised."

【Elder, it's you again! 】

[Which one should I choose... Maybe Sakamoto (dog head)]

AC is a real test of skill. Daddy's using a wooden cannon. It would be terrible if he couldn't keep up... I'd better go with B. I believe in Sakamoto's ability.

The barrage was hesitant at first, but soon the screen was filled with Bs.

"Based on the comment selection, please have both hosts use the Sakamoto Possession Ticket on Nakagurako."

As soon as the administrator Liu Yue finished speaking, Li Xiaoqi quickly clicked to use the Sakamoto possession ticket.

When Geto Suguru's voice came, Li Xiaoqi looked over nervously and unconsciously grabbed Dazai Osamu's wrist.

Dazai Osamu raised the corner of his lips and gently patted the back of her hand, signaling her to relax.

"Sakamoto's possession ticket has been used."

The two looked at each other, then quietly poked their heads out to look over.

In the front right, Geto Suguru looked gentle and extended his hand towards Riko Nakata.

"Go back, Riko."

Tenriko smiled brightly, and just as she was about to place her hand in his, a white light flashed on her body.

In an instant, her smile disappeared, her eyes became calm, a teardrop mole appeared under her left eye, and her expression became cold.

Xia Yujie was stunned, "Huh?"

He looked at the white light spots lingering around Tenriko and felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"I think I've seen it somewhere..."

"Bang!"

The sound of a wooden warehouse was heard.

Tennantori's eyes glared, and a pair of chopsticks appeared in her hand, crossing her chest. "Secret technique, Manners 'Bee'ns (skillful bean picking)."

A wisp of black smoke rose from the chopsticks, and a bullet was caught in it.

The corners of her lips curled up into a faint smile.

"It seems that we are being watched."

Geto Suguru opened his eyes wide, looking at Tenriko in disbelief. "She actually blocked the bullet with chopsticks? And has her way of speaking changed? And where did she get these chopsticks..."

Tennenori let go of the chopsticks, and the bullet fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"Oh my, I didn't expect the Astral Plasma to be so powerful. It can actually block my bullets. It seems that she is not as well-protected as the rumors say."

Zenyuan Shener turned the wooden box in his hand and said with interest.

He walked out of the passage, his whole body exposed from the darkness, and the firelight gradually lengthened the shadows on the ground.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The sound of wooden warehouse was heard again.

Geto Suguru's face changed and he quickly summoned the cursed spirit to block Tennenoriko.

The bullets were blocked by the cursed spirits and fell to the ground.

When he looked again, the Zen temple had disappeared.

Geto Xia Yu was startled and quickly looked towards Riko, "Riko, be careful——"

Sure enough, Zenin Shin'er appeared behind Tenchu ​​Riko, raised a knife and chopped at Tenchu ​​Riko's head.

Geto Suguru immediately summoned the slit-mouthed woman and tried to save her.

Tennen Riko remained calm and crouched down in the face of the rapidly approaching knife.

"Secret technique..."

Zenyuan Shener frowned, with a probing look in his eyes.

Relying on his intuition from years of fighting, he actually saw a hint of murderous intent in Tennuriko's eyes.

He dropped the knife, picked up the rifle and fired several more shots at Nariko.

"Repetition side step!"

Tennenoriko jumped back and forth, dodging all the bullets that were shot at her.

Her eyes were firm and she remained calm.

Zenyuan Shener: “……?”

He retracted the wooden basket and stared at her strangely.

Zenyuan had seen the enemies' dodging postures countless times, and all of them were quite skilled, but this was the first time he had seen such a posture that was like catching a chicken.

Yet, they all avoided it.

Li Zi raised her eyes and said in a deep voice, "May I ask which party sent you as an assassin?"

"I am a star-plasma body. I cannot be killed by you before I meet with Master Tianyuan."

Geto Suguru blinked slowly and said hesitantly, "Riko...?"

This really doesn't seem like something Tenriko would do.

Suddenly, he realized what was happening and asked sharply, "Why are you here, Wu?"

Zenyuan Shener grinned, his face full of arrogance and contempt.

"Six Eyes... I've killed him."

Geto Suguru's breath was choked, and the Rainbow Dragon was summoned instantly, attacking Zenyuan Shener.

Chanyuan Shen'er's body was agile and ghostly, and he dodged Honglong's attack in just a few moves.

He raised the wooden cannon and looked in the direction where Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu were hiding.

“It’s really lively here.”

As he spoke, several bullets were fired intensively.

Dazai Osamu pulled Li Xiaoqi out, completely exposing his figure.

Geto Suguru opened his eyes wide, the anger on his face had not faded yet, and he forced a look of surprise.

"Ms. Nana?! Why are you here? Is it possible that Riko's abnormality is due to you?"

With Tennōriko's strength, it's impossible for her to block the bullet with just a pair of chopsticks.

The smell of the cursed spirit penetrated into my nose and it was not pleasant.

Li Xiaoqi covered his lips, feeling nauseous again.

A sound of breaking air was heard behind them, and Zenyuan Shener appeared behind Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu. He had a ferocious smile and a look of anger in his eyes.

"You guys really made it hard for me to find you—"

Game over!

I'm here for revenge!

Li Xiaoqi's eyes were filled with fear, and he thought to himself that something was wrong.

Zen Yuan Shener didn't know when he took out the ugly treasure and wrapped it around his shoulders.

He picked up a cursed knife with a white fuzzy handle and attacked quickly with the sharp blade.

"Xiao Qi!"

Dazai Osamu cried out in panic, hugged Li Xiaoqi in his arms, and used his back to block the cursed knife.

At the critical moment, Li Xiaoqi thought quickly and took out the prop "Kagura's Umbrella" to block Dazai Osamu.

There was a sound of metal friction, and the purple umbrella was knocked away.

Li Xiaoqi cried out in pain, his wrist numbed by the force of Chanyuan Shener's attack.

"So weak."

Zen Yuanshen laughed.

Rainbow Dragon and Slit-mouthed Woman attacked instantly, blocking Zenin Shin'er's continuous attacks for Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

Geto Xiayou ran over and pulled the two of them up, "Are you okay?"

"Thanks to you guys, otherwise Riko would have died just now."

He looked at their attire and asked in surprise, "Such unusual attire...Are you leaving?"

"No, I just changed into the clothes we wore when we came from Teyvat."

Dazai Osamu smiled slightly and spoke.

Xia Yujie breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously murmured, "...Is that so."

"Oh, that's not the point."

Li Xiaoqi grabbed Xia Yujie's hand and said quickly: "Xia Yujun, don't worry, Gojo Satoru will not die, believe me."

Geto Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, then nodded when he met her firm and bright brown eyes.

"Well, I believe you."

The wrinkles between his brows relaxed a little, revealing a slightly more relaxed expression.

Suddenly, Xia Yujie's nose twitched and he said something inappropriate.

"You...did you drink?"

Li Xiaoqi smiled awkwardly: "...Uh."

Dazai Osamu looked behind Geto Suguru and found that Tennenoriko, who had just followed him, had turned back.

"Sister Riko?"

Zenyuan Shen'er was fighting with two powerful cursed spirits, and the surrounding ground and fences were destroyed in the battle.

Rumbling sounds were heard one after another, and the eaves of a house not far away collapsed, leaving a gap.

In the corridor opposite, an anchor point with a dark red glow came into view. Li Xiaoqi pointed at it and shouted.

"Look, there's the anchor!"

Dazai Osamu and Geto Suguru looked together and saw that there was a precious treasure chest in front of the anchor point, just like yesterday.

Both the anchor point and the treasure chest are entangled by dark red runes and need to be unsealed.

So far, no monsters have appeared, and there are no ruins guarding them. The situation is now chaotic, and I don’t know how to open it.

Geto Xia Yu suddenly realized, "So there is elemental power here too."

"Wait, Riko?!"

In a panic, he realized that Tianlizi was not following him.

Zenyuan Shener raised the corner of his lips and flashed behind Tiantian Lizi.

"Oops!"

Xia Youjie's face suddenly turned pale, "Get out of the way——"

Before Geto Suguru could drive the cursed spirit to arrive, he saw Tennenoriko holding a straw in her hand, with sharp eyes, and she dodged Zenin Shin'er's fatal attack in a ghostly manner and appeared beside him.

She picked up the straw and blew air into Zenyuan Shener's ear along the straw.

Zenyuan Shener's body froze: "???"

Tenchu ​​Riko: "Secret technique, the wind that can't be escaped anywhere."

With a clang, the cursed knife in his hand fell to the ground.

Zenyuan Shen'er's legs suddenly went weak and he collapsed to the ground, feeling as if all his strength had been drained away.

He looked at Nariko, his pupils trembling.

First of all, Zenin Jiner was surprised that Tenchuuriko could get so close to him.

Secondly, this strange feeling of being bound reminded him of the last time he was tied up with ropes.

Zenyuan Shiner glared at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, feeling a strong sense of foreboding.

Tenriko took out her cell phone, turned on the screen, played the video and put it on the ground.

"Secret skill, Black history attack."

"Digging in the little garden—"

A familiar song sounded, and in the depths of Chanyuan Shener's eyes he saw himself tied up with a red rope in the video.

"You two bastards, I will definitely kill you first!"

The Zen temple was very angry, extremely angry, and a deep sense of shame welled up in him.

Once again, he was inexplicably bound.

What star plasma? He won’t kill them. He must tear them into pieces today.

Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he took a step back suddenly with a shocked expression.

Dazai Osamu looked at the distorted expression on Zenin Shinji's face and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Geto Suguru fell silent. He looked at Zenin Shin'er who was inexplicably unable to move, then turned mechanically to look at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

Being able to force Tian Yu Ju Fu into this state, it must be said that he is much more powerful than Gojo Satoru in some aspects.

So he gave a thumbs up.

"Ms. Nana, Mr. Dazai, you are truly a disaster for Zenin Jiner."

"Please note that the Sakamoto Possession Ticket only has 30 seconds left to use. The effect on Zenin Jiner will soon disappear."

"Zenyuan is furious. To protect the host's safety, which of the following items should be used to deal with him?

A. Use the elder in the backpack

B. Use the elder in the backpack

C. Use the elder in the backpack

Elders

All three options are elders!

What crime did the elders commit that you want to use the elders to deal with the sky and the curse!

Li Xiaoqi hugged his head, almost screaming like a groundhog in despair.

"Ah!!! Let me draw a card!"

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