This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 53 Chapter 53 Oops Oops OMG!
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On the outskirts of Jinme-cho, near a parking lot, the roadside was densely wooded and sparsely populated, when a faint sound of something collapsing could be heard.
Three teenagers walked awkwardly on the sidewalk, and a black car on the side of the road gradually slowed down.
"Xiao Qi, do you think what Mr. Ye Moth said is true?"
Dazai Osamu's voice reached his ears, but Li Xiaoqi had no time to pay attention.
"Whether it's true or not, the current situation is more important."
"Should we rescue them?"
Li Xiaoqi rolled down the car window and stared at the young Zhou Fangzun intently.
Seeing her excitement, Dazai Osamu looked at the barrage and instantly understood.
"Shouho-sama, the future Red King... Xiaoqi likes him very much?"
As the tone of voice teased, Li Xiaoqi felt the space around him gradually shrink.
She was slightly startled, and when she turned around, she saw the collar of the white shirt very close to her.
"Mr. Dazai?"
Dazai Osamu had unbuckled his seat belt at some point, pressed his upper body over her, and placed his hands over her on the car window, wrapping her in the space between his chest.
"Hmm~ He does have handsome features, and the two boys next to him are pretty good-looking too."
He drew out his words, speaking in a meaningful tone.
Li Xiaoqi pursed his lips and immediately pushed him back to his seat with amusement. "What are you doing? You're on the road right now, right? Be careful or you'll get caught on camera not wearing your seatbelt and get points deducted."
"Besides, why do you ask in such a strange tone?"
Dazai Osamu asked back: "Is it strange? Just tell me if it is what I said?"
Li Xiaoqi sighed helplessly, crossed his arms, and said, "Yeah, if I were to talk about anime characters I used to like, Suohonori was one of them."
After she finished speaking, she arched her eyebrows and a sly smile flashed across her eyes.
"What about me?"
"no."
"Tsk~"
Li Xiaoqi didn't pay much attention to Dazai Osamu's words, thinking that he was just joking on the spur of the moment.
When Dazai Osamu saw the red light disappear, he turned the car and drove to a parking lot on the side of the road and turned off the engine.
This is a relatively empty parking lot with only a few parked cars.
He looked at Li Xiaoqi's indifferent profile, lowered his eyes to look at his bandaged hand and chuckled silently.
Outside the car window, Totsutsu Tadara and Kusanagi Izumo were running towards this side with difficulty, supporting the injured Suohono.
"Should we save him then? From a profit perspective, saving the future Scarlet King in advance might be beneficial to us."
Dazai Osamu said it casually, as if he was just making a little joke.
"But the favor you're asking for may not be repaid until several years later. We are definitely not in this world anymore."
Li Xiaoqi met his gaze, his iris-colored eyes darkened, and it was still impossible to guess what he was thinking.
Judging from the curve of the smile on his lips, Dazai Osamu's half-joking tone was somewhat serious.
Dazai Osamu shrugged and widened the smile on his lips.
"Well, I've learned a bit about the world of curses from everyone's comments. The main storyline takes place at least ten years from now, right?"
"I don't think the system will miss those exciting moments of the plot."
Li Xiaoqi looked at him with a dazed expression, as if his CPU was gradually overloaded.
She blinked slowly, and just as a key idea flashed through her mind, a roar was heard outside.
Immediately afterwards, there was a strong vibration from the seat. Wherever I looked, the floor cracked and something seemed to be emerging from the ground.
Dazai Osamu quickly unbuckled Li Xiaoqi's seat belt and reached out to open the passenger door.
The breath sprayed on Li Xiaoqi's face, and a warm feeling came across his cheek.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, and the next second he felt himself being pushed out.
She felt pain in her knee and fell to the ground, watching the black car sink into the ground.
The ground collapsed, like the abyss of a monster, swallowing the car.
Li Xiaoqi couldn't even see the shadow of the car, nor did he hear the sound of the car breaking when it fell to the ground.
What's strange is that the sound coming from the hole is actually chewing.
"what happens……"
She murmured softly, still recovering from the sudden situation.
“Run!”
Izumo Kusanagi shouted over here, his panicked face still childish.
Zhou Fangzun stopped and looked at Li Xiaoqi.
A trickle of blood flowed from Shishu Duoduoliang's forehead. He suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at the monster emerging from the ground in disbelief.
"Mr. Dazai!"
Li Xiaoqi shouted anxiously,
The cement slabs were lifted up, and huge conical black thorns emerged like bamboo shoots breaking through the ground, covering the entire parking lot.
【Zaiahhhh】
[Just came in, what happened! Is that Brother Zun——]
[Ahhh, danger, danger, Duoduo-niang! ]
[Is Zai still alive?]
[Today's Duoduo and Kusanagi are so young, and the young Zun Ge is so cute]
[Now is not the time to be a fangirl and lick the screen! ]
[Isn't it another cursed spirit? Oh my god, is this the world of soongan?]
While Li Xiaoqi was looking for Dazai Osamu, the audience in the live broadcast room began to panic.
Not far away, Dazai Osamu lifted the stone slab and rolled on the ground to avoid the black thorns that kept emerging.
At the critical moment, he jumped out of the car and hid behind a raised stone slab on the ground.
Li Xiaoqi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stood up and ran towards Dazai Osamu.
Dazai Osamu reached out his hand, grabbed Li Xiaoqi who was running towards him, and pulled her to his side.
Nearly eighty meters away from them, Suho-sama blocked Jutsu Tadara and Kusanagi Izumo behind him, staring at the center of the parking lot with a frown.
"What the hell is going on here?"
Dazai Osamu pursed his lips and shouted to Suho Takashi and others.
Totsuka Tadara gasped and said, "We were originally going to the convenience store to buy something, but we didn't expect to run into three strange people fighting, and then a monster appeared."
As soon as he finished speaking, the ground in the middle of the parking lot was swallowed up, and a monster with a humanoid body appeared in front of everyone.
"Warning, warning, the anchor has encountered a special-grade cursed spirit, please be careful!"
"Attention, the host has entered the vicinity of the anchor point. The mission location is one hundred meters away."
Administrator June's voice rang out.
As it made its sound, the appearance of the cursed spirit was reflected in Li Xiaoqi's eyes.
The cursed spirit has grayish-white skin and well-developed muscles in its limbs. It has the body of a strong and tall adult man. Its face does not have complete facial features, and flesh and nerves grow in the area of its eyes, spreading to the top of its head and the back of its head.
"Cursed fetus?"
Li Xiaoqi stared at the special curse spirit in a daze, recalling the plot that remained in his memory.
It was a special-grade cursed spirit that appeared in the anime plot. Its appearance was mainly to highlight the power of Ryomen Sukuna, so it was killed shortly after its appearance.
She looked at the black thorns all over the ground and bit her lower lip.
Isn't it the same one?
But no matter whether it is the same one or not, it is a special-grade cursed spirit and can be killed if you are not careful.
Also, why did a special-grade cursed spirit appear near where Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were imprisoned?
In an instant, Li Xiaoqi connected all the information he knew in his mind.
In Chinmoku Town, far away from the prison cell of the Jujutsu High School, there is a place where powerful sorcerers like Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru can be imprisoned.
A special-grade cursed spirit appeared near the prison cell, and Jutsu Tadara said there were three strange people fighting...
Li Xiaoqi's fingertips trembled slightly, and his pupils reflected the movement of the cursed fetus Dai Tian slowly turning around.
She understood that someone wanted to use the matter of the Star Plasma Body to kill Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.
Mr. Ye Moth said that they could not come out of the prison cell while they still had crimes against them. Once they came out, it would be equivalent to admitting that they were in cahoots with the curse master and preventing the astral plasma from assimilating with Tianyuan.
Someone placed a special-grade cursed spirit fetus near the prison cell. After the cursed spirit fetus was born, it would attack the prison cell. In order to protect themselves, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru had to come out of the prison cell, thus completely confirming their guilt.
Even if the sorcerer guarding the prison cell has been killed, the two will be blamed for harming the sorcerer's fellow sorcerer.
Who is it?!
To put them to death—
Who can benefit from it!
Li Xiaoqi unconsciously grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand and held it tightly, his body trembling slightly.
Dazai Osamu saw what Li Xiaoqi was thinking and whispered, "According to the intelligence, Gojo-kun possesses the Six Eyes and is the most powerful sorcerer, while Geto-kun's technique, the Curse Spirit Manipulation Technique, is also one of the most powerful. If these two join forces... one day the Curse Spirits will be eliminated, if they can be eliminated at all."
"From the beginning, I was puzzled. Why would the high-ranking officials of the sorcery world imprison them? They even issued a directive that if they escaped without permission, their titles as sorcerers would be revoked, even though they were clearly the most powerful sorcerers. Regarding the astral plasma incident, they should have simply been confined and forbidden from interfering with the capture of the astral plasma."
"This is equivalent to sealing your most valuable weapon in front of the enemy. It is an extremely foolish act."
"Furthermore, Mr. Yega said that Tennariko is the most suitable astral plasma. This 'most suitable' is worth pondering. It means that there are other astral plasmas that are suitable for fusion with Tengen. In that case, we only need to send those other astral plasmas. Why do we have to specifically convict Gojo-kun and Geto-kun?"
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and said, "Because if they are alive, it will be bad for the curse spirit, or in other words, it will be bad for the mastermind behind all this."
Dazai Osamu chuckled softly, "Or rather, if they all side with the sorcerer, it will be very disadvantageous."
"Fuck! That bastard!"
Li Xiaoqi cursed out loud.
She had already guessed who was behind the trouble; it was the noose.
"Occupying the body of a high-ranking official and secretly manipulating everything is truly insidious."
Dazai Osamu patted Li Xiaoqi's head and nodded gently.
"Our little Qi is really smart. He likes talking to people who understand things so quickly."
The audience was not stupid either. After some explanation from those who noticed the clues, many people guessed who was behind the scenes just like Li Xiaoqi.
[Brain flower, absolutely brain flower! ]
[Now that Jie no longer has the prerequisites for turning evil, and Riko is still alive and well, there is a high probability that he will not turn evil.]
If Jay hadn't become a curse caster, it would have been difficult for Brain Flower to take over his body, since 5t5 was always by his side.
[Fuck, is this so exciting despite the plot development?]
A sharp laugh was heard, and the cursed baby Dai Tian's shoulders trembled slightly, and he raised his hand to point at Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi.
"Human, what are you talking about secretly? Are you planning how to kill me?"
"Hahaha, give up. You're not sorcerers, are you? You don't even know there's a curse spirit. Oh oh oh~ Do you think these black thorns on the ground are my spell?"
It fell to the ground, and the smile on its mouth continued to widen, forming a terrifying arc.
Cursed Fetus Dai Tian raised his foot and stepped on the floor, and the ground shook instantly.
The broken ground rippled like the surface of water, and a cursed spirit appeared with a spherical body, wearing a bone mask and covered with white hair.
A crack appeared in the center of the cursed spirit's body, and many white fangs emerged from the crack.
At this moment, footsteps came from afar, and two teenagers in navy blue school uniforms ran over, with some injuries on their bodies.
"Hey, the mission said it was a Level 2 Curse Spirit, but that's a Level 1! I don't know why the Curse Spirit left just now, but we can't chase it anymore—"
Nanami Kento said indignantly.
Huiyuan Xiong's face was solemn. "There is no other way. The higher-ups asked us to annihilate the cursed spirits, otherwise many innocent people will die."
"That's a cursed spirit transformed from the land god. It's very powerful. We can't..."
Nanami Kento grabbed Haibara Yu and shouted angrily, but just as he grabbed his companion and before he could finish his words, he was shocked by the cursed power of the special-grade cursed spirit and became speechless.
The two looked towards the center of the parking lot, and when they saw the Cursed Child Dai Tian, their faces turned pale and their bodies turned cold.
Nanami Kento bit his lower lip and looked around. When he saw Suohono and others, his heart became even heavier.
"There are ordinary people here, Haibara, protect them well."
He said in a deep voice.
Huiyuan Xiong opened his eyes wide and shook his head repeatedly, "Nanami, what do you want to do!"
Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and a look of surprise flashed across his eyes when he saw Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.
"That's not from the cafeteria..."
When Li Xiaoqi saw them, he closed his eyes in despair and wanted to hold his head and scream.
This can’t be the fucking scene where Haibara died!
【Grayfield boy——】
【I'll cry in advance】
[Believe in Zai and Xiao Qi, with them, Huiyuan should be able to survive]
[Land God...ah? Ah!!! Haibara!]
[It's okay, even if Haibara is dead, she can be resurrected! Teyvat omelette! Steak!]
The barrage of comments flashed by quickly, and many viewers were worried about the situation at the moment.
Nanami Kento pushed Haibara Yu towards Suohono and ran towards the cursed spirit.
He frowned, and the machete in his hand was covered with magical power, sparking a blue flame.
Haibara Yuu yelled, "Nanaha!"
He smacked his lips, turned around and told Zhou Fangzun, "Take them and run away quickly—"
Curse Child Dai Tian looked at the first-level curse spirit and said, "Let me see your strength. Kill them."
It raised its chin like a superior.
The first-level cursed spirit flashed and appeared in front of Nanami Kento.
Nanami Kento curled the corners of his lips and swung his sword towards the cursed spirit.
The cursed spirit dodged to the side, and a crack appeared on the ground.
Haibara Yu rushed to Nanami Kento's side, pushed him away, and the two rolled to the side.
"Danger!"
Nanami Kento said unwillingly: "This technique that can turn the ground into a mouth at any time is really difficult to use."
The first-level cursed spirit's hair stood up and it flew over as fast as a hedgehog.
Soon, Kento Nanami and Yuu Haibara fought with it.
Cursed Child Dai Tian flexed his fingers and walked towards Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi.
"I'll just treat you as the appetizer..."
It smiled smugly and turned to look at Suohonori, Jutsuka Tadara, and Kusanagi Izumo, "Just watch carefully, it will be your turn soon."
"Ah~~ I love the flesh and blood of frightened children the most."
Cursed Child Dai Tian held his cheeks and made a sound of pleasure.
Li Xiaoqi swallowed nervously, looked at the backpack interface in front of him and took a deep breath, "Oh no, it's coming towards us, which prop should I use..."
Dazai Osamu: "Magical girl transformation device?"
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, "...How about a devil fruit? The Fire Clow Card?"
However, the system does not give them the right to choose freely.
"OMG! The streamer was hit by both a special-level cursed spirit and a first-level cursed spirit at the same time! How can they save themselves?
A. Let's have a hot dance
B. Spend 1600 gold coins to make ten draws
C. Wearing Elizabeth's leather suit and rapping
Administrator June's voice sounded unusually lively and vivid.
Aaaaahhh!!!
Appeared!
This is simply a forced consumption of gold coins—
The system knows that they won’t draw cards easily because of their bad luck, so it starts to force them!
Li Xiaoqi's face was ferocious and his eyes were full of murderous intent.
Dazai Osamu had a subtle expression and chuckled, "It's over, it's really over."
With their luck, it is absolutely impossible for them to draw a four-star or five-star character in ten draws to save them from danger.
Cursed Child Dai Tian stopped in his tracks, misunderstanding Li Xiaoqi's expression. "Oh? That's a nice expression. Do you really want to kill me?"
The smell of blood became stronger and stronger, and the wounds on the bodies of Nanami Kento and Haibara Yu, who were fighting against a first-level cursed spirit, continued to increase.
The smell of blood drifted into the Curse Spirit's nose. Curse Child Dai Tian licked his lips lightly, "What a wonderful taste——"
At the same time, Suho-sama pulled Totara Jutsu and Izumo Kusanagi and slowly retreated, trying to escape from this dangerous parking lot.
Unexpectedly, their intention was discovered, and black thorns rose from the ground, wrapping the three of them and forming a cage.
"hateful!"
Zhou Houzun was unwilling to speak.
Nanami Kento was distracted and saw that three people were being taken hostage, and his face became even uglier.
Suddenly, black thorns grew from the ground and scratched his waist and abdomen, almost piercing through his body.
He half-knelt on the ground, covering his bleeding abdomen with his left hand.
Seeing this, Haibara Yu hurriedly stood in front of Nanami Kento to block the black thorns attacking from all directions.
The first-level curse spirit floated in the air with a hoarse voice.
"From now on, you must give up the attack, otherwise I will kill them one by one."
As he spoke, the black thorns that wrapped around Zhou Fangzun and others grew sharper spikes and pressed against their throats.
Huiyuan Xiong cried out in panic: "Wait, stop! Don't hurt them——"
Nanami Kento's eyes were filled with murderous intent as he stared at the first-level cursed spirit unwillingly.
Li Xiaoqi's face darkened and he slowly clenched his fists.
Cursed Child Dai Tian laughed wildly, as if he had had enough fun, and formed seals with his hands.
"The field expands—"
"Hey, even though we're having fun, you guys still have to see what's going on, right?"
A voice came from the sky, interrupting the Cursed Child Dai Tian.
Lou Hu appeared on the scene with a yellow-green cloak with black spots fluttering, and looked at the Curse Child Dai Tian and the First-Level Curse Spirit with a blaming look.
"My side is finished a long time ago."
In an instant, the cursed fetus Dai Tian and the first-level cursed spirit shut their mouths, their bodies stiffened, and they dared not move.
"Lord Lehu..."
Another special-grade cursed spirit appeared. Nanami Kento and Haibara Yu lowered their eyes, and the light in their eyes gradually disappeared.
"It seems that we all have to explain ourselves here."
Nanami Kento laughed at himself.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide in surprise. He never thought that Lou Hu would appear here.
She frowned slightly, but calmed down completely.
"Based on the comments, please do the behavior in option B."
"Special Summon."
Almost instantly, Li Xiaoqi spoke.
Dazai Osamu slowly raised the corners of his lips, and the golden light that fell from the sky illuminated his eyes.
In an instant, Curse Child Dai Tian and the First-Level Curse Spirit looked up at the golden light streaking across the sky, "What is that?"
Nanami Kento and Haibara Yu opened their eyes wide and unconsciously slowed down their breathing.
The three young men, Suohono, looked at each other, then looked at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, with curiosity in their eyes.
Golden light will descend to the ground, stirring up a gust of air.
Li Xiaoqi narrowed his eyes and looked nervously at the figure that appeared in the golden light.
Lou Hu raised his hands impatiently and formed seals. "No matter what they are, they are just weak human ants. Just kill them directly."
He puffed out his cheeks and a huge, blazing flame burst from his mouth.
The flames rushed straight towards Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu's faces. Jutsu Tadara shouted in panic: "Get out of the way!"
Dazai Osamu curled the corners of his lips, hugged Li Xiaoqi from behind, and widened the smile on his lips.
"If it was a Hilichurl or a Slime that showed up, we would have committed suicide together."
He leaned over and whispered in Li Xiaoqi's ear.
Li Xiaoqi's eyes were determined, and beads of sweat slid down his forehead due to nervousness.
"No, absolutely not."
As the fire approached, her voice trembled.
Dazai Osamu gripped Li Xiaoqi's waist tightly, tensed his body, and gradually exerted force with his feet.
"Turn into foam—"
Amidst the golden light, a deep and magnetic voice rang out.
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