My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 67 Chapter 67 Zenitsu: “He’s resurrected, wahh ...

Chapter 67 Chapter 67 Zenitsu: “He’s resurrected, wahh ...

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The morning light shone on his face. Li Xiaoqi was sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle. The moment he came out of the dim woods, he couldn't help but squint his eyes because he felt the light was dazzling.

The crying became more frequent, sounding miserable, sorrowful and regretful, with faint cries of crows.

The grass ripples in the wind, and the metal reflects scattered sunlight.

On the vast plain, the broken carriages were scattered all over the place. The two teenagers stared blankly at the boy in front of them who was half-kneeling on the ground, tears streaming silently.

He was covered in blood, his eyes were tightly closed, and his flame-patterned cloak was raised. The golden morning light outlined the flames, casting a hazy light on his lifeless body.

There were no other sounds on the plain except the cries of pain and unwillingness.

Suddenly, the roar of a locomotive was heard. The people present had never heard such a sound and subconsciously looked towards the forest.

A dazzling red color leaped out from the bushes, and everyone's eyes widened in shock.

Tanjiro Kamado's pupils suddenly shrank, tears still hung in the corners of his eyes, and he was crying with snot running down his face.

He watched as a strange machine leaped out from in front of him, dazzled by the morning sun.

The strange machine looked like a horse, with two people sitting on its "back".

The machine landed, leaving a trail in the grass.

The two people were a man and a woman. The man had a curious look on his face, and judging by the smell, he was an unfathomable person, with a faint smell of blood lingering around him.

The woman seemed to be a very nice person, and she smelled sweet, like the scent of flowers.

"Huh?"

Tanjiro Kamado was stunned.

Li Xiaoqi blinked, looked around, and was also shocked.

Scattered carriages, a pig-headed boy, and...

She met Tanjiro Kamado's gaze blankly. The other man didn't move, his whole body frozen with an expression of sadness and shock.

Li Xiaoqi looked towards the side of the carriage, and his eyes reflected the tenacious figure in the morning light.

It’s the big brother kneeling on the ground!!!

“Aa ...

Li Xiaoqi screamed.

This startled Dazai Osamu, "What's wrong?"

The barrage of comments instantly exploded, and most of the audience screamed like Li Xiaoqi.

[Infinite Train Damn——]

【This, this, isn’t this ahhhh, big brother!!!】

[Big Brother——Woo woo woo]

【Hurry up and get the resurrection potion!!!】

“Ahhhhhhh!!!”

Agatsuma Zenitsu jumped up in fright, staring at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu who suddenly appeared with wide eyes, "What is that strange horse, who are they——"

Inosuke Hashibira's body was stiff, veins bulged in his arms, and tears continued to flow from his hood.

"The Flame Pillar Rengoku Kyojuro of the Demon Slayer Corps appears before us, but unfortunately he's already a corpse. Should we use resurrection food on him?

A. Yes, and let the host and the three little ones dance to "Under the Moon"

B. Yes, and express my deep love to him

C. No, make him into the prop 'Elder'

Administrator June's words froze Li Xiaoqi's expression. She quickly came to her senses and used her toes to think that the audience in the live broadcast room would definitely choose to resurrect Rengoku Kyojuro, which was also her earnest hope.

So, Li Xiaoqi immediately jumped off the motorcycle, took out the Teyvat fried eggs from his backpack, and ran towards Rengoku Kyojuro.

I saw her running on the grass with a white plate in her hand.

No one reacted and just stared at her as she ran in front of Rengoku Kyojuro.

Li Xiaoqi's eyes flashed, he pinched his mouth open with force, picked up the plate and poured the fried egg into it.

This action made Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira scream in shock.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

"Don't insult my brother, damn it—"

"Miss, don't get excited!"

The three of them ran towards Rengoku Kyojuro from different directions.

Li Xiaoqi watched the fried egg disappear into Rengoku Kyojuro's mouth and nodded with satisfaction.

Suddenly, Rengoku Kyojuro's body emitted a dazzling white light, and Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira were blinded by the light.

Soon, the light dissipated, the pool of blood under Rengoku Kyojuro disappeared, and the broken arm returned to its original shape.

Tanjiro Kamado showed an incredible look, "Huh?"

Inosuke Hashibira shuddered all over, took off his hood and walked to Rengoku Kyojuro, staring at him in disbelief.

Agatsuma Zenitsu looked terrified, holding his face and screaming.

"Breathe! Breathe again—"

“He’s a zombie—Ahhhhhhh!!!”

The three of them noticed Rengoku Kyojuro's breathing early and were shocked and at a loss for words.

Yin, who had witnessed everything, fell to the ground and said, "How is it possible... Master Flame Pillar just..."

Yin, who arrived later, was the first to receive the news. When he ran over and took a look, he was so scared that everyone knelt down.

“Eh——!!!”

The sounds of surprise came one after another, almost driving away the sun.

Rengoku Kyojuro exhaled and slowly opened his eyes.

The orange-red pupils were like the sun on the top of the mountain, and as the eyelids opened, a luster appeared in the eyes.

"According to the barrage selection, please complete the content of option A."

Administrator June made a sound.

[Since Big Brother is still alive, then of course we should start to make things work (dog head)]

【Oh oh oh——Three little ones dancing under the moon! 】

【The sky is blue and the rain is clear~~~】

The audience in the live broadcast room were no longer nervous and started cracking melon seeds to watch the show.

Suddenly, Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira felt that their bodies were out of control. A fluffy white tail grew behind their buttocks, and even a pair of white fox ears appeared on their heads.

The same thing happened to Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu on their heads. They looked at each other, and in tacit understanding, they raised their hands and touched their ears.

Just like that, the five people standing in different positions seemed to be suddenly refreshed. With a flash of white light, they stood in front of Rengoku Kyojuro and began to dance charmingly.

"The sky is blue and the rain is clear, who is playing with the shadows of flowers under the moon——"

Rengoku Kyojuro slowly opened his eyes, and strange and unique music came into his ears. Tanjiro Kamado and others in front of him suddenly became coquettish and posed in strange postures, twisting their waists.

"Is this Huangquan..."

He sighed, a look of surprise flashing across his eyes.

"The sky is blue and the rain is clear, there is neither wind nor rain nor clear sky——"

The plush tail swayed with the dance, and the ears trembled slightly.

Everyone put on a charming and confident expression on their face and completed the final freeze-frame action.

Rengoku Kyojuro nodded heavily with an appreciative look and clapped his hands.

"Hmm! What a great show! Are you all raccoon cats from the other side?"

Rengoku Kyojuro, who had no idea that he was alive, thought he had entered paradise and laughed happily.

He stood up, folded his arms and looked around, "This is where I will die. Are you raccoon cats here to pick me up?"

Rengoku Kyojuro narrowed his eyes and looked at the two people he had never seen before.

The woman was wearing strange clothes, which were much simpler than Western clothes. I had never seen such clothes before.

The man was wearing a black suit, with white bandages on his face and wrists. His gloomy eyes were deadly, but the ears on his head and the tail behind him subtly added some liveliness.

Rengoku Kyojuro was reminded of the foreign legends he had read, about the ghost messenger who came to collect souls.

"Are you two the ghost messengers?"

He asked curiously, really thinking that he was standing at the junction of this shore and the other shore.

Li Xiaoqi fell silent and turned his head away to suppress his laughter.

Dazai Osamu coughed lightly and raised his hand to pat Rengoku Kyojuro's shoulder.

"What do you think?"

Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma, and Inosuke Hashibira had blank expressions and fell to the ground, unable to believe what they had just done.

In a trance, Tanjiro Kamado reacted, grabbed Rengoku Kyojuro's sleeve and pulled him over to give him a beating.

"The Kamado boy transformed by this tanuki-sama looks just like him, very similar."

"It's alive... It's really alive..."

Tanjiro Kamado hugged Rengoku Kyojuro and burst into tears.

Inosuke Hashibira carefully poked Rengoku Kyojuro's arm with the hilt of his knife, and his whole body trembled.

"No, that's unreasonable—"

Agatsuma Zenitsu's arms trembled as he stepped forward, "Ghost, it can't be a ghost..."

The closer they got, the more distinct the heartbeat coming from Rengoku Kyojuro's chest became.

"Wow, I'm really alive!!!"

He cried out.

In an instant, Inosuke Hashibira and Zenitsu Agatsuma came over together and hugged each other.

Li Xiaoqi took a deep breath, looked at Rengoku Kyojuro, who was holding the three little ones with confusion and bewilderment, and said with a smile: "You are not dead, you are really resurrected."

The sunlight illuminated the colors in her eyes, showing the joy in her eyes clearly.

Rengoku Kyojuro opened his eyes wide, and from seeing this look he realized that this was not the underworld.

"Ah... I'm alive?"

He asked belatedly.

As a result, all the people present cried with joy, hugged each other and cheered.

Faced with such an atmosphere, Dazai Osamu kicked the stone on the ground in frustration, his eyes falling on the live broadcast interface.

In addition to crying along with him, many people in the comments that floated above were explaining to him the main story of this world.

He was not used to this kind of atmosphere and didn't know how to deal with it correctly, so he simply started to study the story of this world.

About half an hour later, Li Xiaoqi sat aside and watched with satisfaction that Rengoku Kyojuro was busying around, comforting here and there, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

"That's great."

She murmured.

Finally, except for Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, everyone quieted down and looked at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

Doki!

Both of them felt their backs tense and as if they were being stabbed.

"Hmm! Thank you, two mountain gods, for saving me—"

Rengoku Kyojuro walked forward and suddenly bowed, which scared Li Xiaoqi.

"I just realized now that I haven't thanked you yet. How rude of me!"

Dazai Osamu blinked and moved himself back a little to reduce his presence.

"Mountain God...Master?"

Li Xiaoqi spoke blankly.

Tanjiro Kamado and the other three little ones tilted their heads in confusion and looked at Rengoku Kyojuro.

At this time, one of the hermits came over and looked at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu nervously and respectfully.

"Legend has it that there are two mountain gods on this Mount Yurei. They are kind and benevolent, listening to people's wishes and sympathizing with their suffering. In the past, during times of severe drought, they often brought down rain."

"Later, the weather improved and the mountain god stopped appearing. To commemorate the mountain god, people in the surrounding villages and towns built a shrine and held annual sacrificial ceremonies..."

As he said this, he knelt on his knees and bowed to Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

Li Xiaoqi instantly jumped up and rushed over to help Yin up, "We are not mountain gods, don't kneel to us, it will shorten your life——"

"Huh?"

Yin blinked and was stunned for a moment.

Dazai Osamu stood up, clapped his hands twice, and coughed lightly, successfully attracting everyone's attention.

"We are travelers, this and that, this and that..."

He walked back and forth on the grass with the sunshine under his feet, telling the story of travelers.

Dazai Osamu's story was vivid and lively, just like a storyteller.

Rengoku Kyojuro, Kamado Tanjiro and others sat in a circle around him and listened very attentively.

Li Xiaoqi stood on the periphery, shaking his head and clapping, and gave a thumbs up.

"That's it. We come to the next world, which is this place."

Dazai Osamu nodded and gave his final summary with a smile on his face.

One second, two seconds, three seconds——

Applause rang out one after another, echoing across the grassland.

"So Miss Nana and Mr. Dazai are from another world... There are so many worlds, it's amazing."

Tanjiro Kamado's eyes were shining. He looked back at Li Xiaoqi, then looked up at Dazai Osamu, his face full of admiration.

Inosuke Hashibira tilted his head, puzzled, "What do you mean there are worlds outside this world?"

Zenitsu Agatsuma had a dull expression, as if his brain's CPU was overloaded.

"Is this true... is he a liar or a storyteller?"

Rengoku Kyojuro looked at the red motorcycle parked in front of him, recalled what happened to him, and believed without any doubt that even his lost arm could be restored.

"Hmm! I see, you two are truly my saviors!"

Rengoku Kyojuro bowed deeply again.

Dazai Osamu's expression was stiff and he quickly took a step back.

Li Xiaoqi hurried over and helped Rengoku Kyojuro up, "No, no—"

"Since you two don't have a place to stay here, how about coming to my house to rest?"

Rengoku Kyojuro smiled sincerely and looked down at Li Xiaoqi.

Suddenly, he added, "Mr. Dazai seems to be not very good at expressing gratitude."

Dazai Osamu opened his eyes wide and his fingertips began to tremble.

He looked into Rengoku Kyojuro's sun-colored eyes and swallowed nervously.

"No, no."

You are worthy of being the big brother!

Li Xiaoqi sighed in his heart.

"Then... I'd rather obey than disturb you."

She smiled and accepted Rengoku Kyojuro's invitation.

Rengoku Kyojuro laughed heartily, his face shining brightly.

*

The crows flew over several places, conveying the news of Rengoku Kyojuro's death to the Demon Slayer Corps lord and the remaining pillars.

A few hours later, when everyone was immersed in sorrow, a crow flew over tiredly.

Along the way, it flew at the fastest speed and almost lost half its life.

In the Ubuyashiki mansion, the Eight Pillars gathered together to commemorate Rengoku Kyojuro with their lord Ubuyashiki Kyoya.

Uzui Tengen brought the best wine and poured it into everyone's cups.

"Really? Why are you leaving so early... You promised to drink this pot of wine from me last time."

He looked at the seat behind the table; it was empty.

Tears welled up in Mitsuri Kanroji's eyes, and she bit her lower lip and sobbed.

Shinobu Kocho patted Mitsuri Kanroji's back soothingly and sighed silently.

Beimingyu Xingming clasped his hands together and tears streamed down his face.

Miyabi Uzui clenched his fists and slammed them hard on the tatami.

"hateful!"

Giyu Tomioka lowered his eyes and stared at the wine in the glass in a daze.

A look of sadness flashed across Ubuyashiki Kazuya's eyes, but a faint smile still hung on his lips. "I believe that Kyojuro must have gone to where his mother is and lived a happy life."

"From now on, we will carry Kyojuro's hope and his flames to slay the evil spirits."

At this moment, the crow staggered and stopped in the yard.

"Ga—"

"The Flame Pillar, Rengoku Kyojuro-sama, has resurrected! Resurrected!"

After reporting this, the crow explained the reason for his resurrection and Dazai Osamu's words.

After hearing this, everyone's expressions were blank and their wine glasses fell onto the tatami.

"ah?"

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